Thatguy trial

[Objection!]

Would you not consider a food critic a type of rival? Hence friendly banter

I can't relate to that. We attorneys are rivals too, but we hate each other. No friendly banter.

I got a permit so it's all good
I don't know what they're use ffor but reloaded it has told me that they're store pets

This statement is an important evidence. We'll get to that when we hear the witness @JorgefromTony'sPizza.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

I can't relate to that. We attorneys are rivals too, but we hate each other. No friendly banter.

Thatguy just needs a little tough love in his life if you catch my drift

I can't relate to that. We attorneys are rivals too, but we hate each other. No friendly banter.



This statement is an important evidence. We'll get to that when we hear the witness @JorgefromTony'sPizza.

@JorgefromTony'sPizza do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth?​

 

[ThatGuy]

Would you not consider a food critic a type of rival? Hence friendly banter

Exactly

You see me as your rival? So you acknowledge me as a real food critic?

He wanted the bodyguards because it looks cool! And the car will already be there for him when he's 16, the kid is a driving protegee and received his licence early. Chico is old news, he loves the gun as his father I'm sure you understand

Liar! What did you do to my kiddo? You turn him into an italian! Screw you! I'm his father, not you! You'll never be!

 

[Objection!]

Thatguy just needs a little tough love in his life if you catch my drift

​

Well... I think I know what you mean, your honor

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

You see me as your rival? So you acknowledge me as a real food critic?

A real one yes, a good one though

Liar! What did you do to my kiddo? You turn him into an italian! Screw you! I'm his father, not you! You'll never be!

Then why does he call me father?

 

[ThatGuy]

Well... I think I know what you mean, your honor

Uh? What does he mean? Stop talking about me as if I wouldn't be there!

A real one yes, a good one though

Well, thank you, I never thought that you'd think about me like th- oh wait, that was sarcasm, wasn't it?

Then why does he call me father?

Because you force him to do so! He is totally confused! Damn, you killed your own son just to replace him with mine! Screw you!

 

[JorgefromTony'sPizza]

@JorgefromTony'sPizza do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth?​

Boss...

I do.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Because you force him to do so!

Hearsay!

Damn, you killed your own son just to replace him with mine! Screw you!

Your son doesn't hollar about child support, he's already better by default. So thank you. He will be a valuable asset to the family 😉

 

[ThatGuy]

Hearsay!

Your son doesn't hollar about child support, he's already better by default. So thank you. He will be a valuable asset to the family 😉

Hearsay my ass!

Thank you? For what? Don't think I'll let you keep him! He's either with me or with nobody! Theres no way I'll watch him grow up as a mafioso!

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Boss...

I do.

@Objection! You may begin
​

Hearsay my ass!

Thank you? For what? Don't think I'll let you keep him! He's either with me or with nobody! Theres no way I'll watch him grow up as a mafioso!​

We took him in as you abandoned him to go on vacation, and he's grown accustomed to us. Don't deny your son happiness.​

 

[Objection!]

Hearsay!

Your son doesn't hollar about child support, he's already better by default. So thank you. He will be a valuable asset to the family 😉

Your honor. Are you sure that you remain neutral during this case?

Hearsay my ass!

Thank you? For what? Don't think I'll let you keep him! He's either with me or with nobody! Theres no way I'll watch him grow up as a mafioso!

@Mr. Reloaded, dear jury, here you can clearly see that my client has a tendency towards aggression.

 

[ThatGuy]

@Objection! You may begin


We took him in as you abandoned him to go on vacation, and he's grown accustomed to us. Don't deny your son happiness.​

Dads need a vacation too! Come on, I cared all these years for him! Did I really expect too much of my wife when I asked her to take care of him for just a few days?

 

[Objection!]

@Objection! You may begin​

Yes, your honor.

@JorgefromTony'sPizza good evening.

Thank you for taking the time.

Where do you know @ThatGuy from?

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Your honor. Are you sure that you remain neutral during this case?

Alright fine, I'll leave him alone

 

[ThatGuy]

Alright fine, I'll leave him alone

No! Wait, don't listen to him!

Damn you, lawyer. Just when he began to acknowledge me and I finally was about to get to know how my kiddo is doing

 

[Objection!]

No! Wait, don't listen to him!

Damn you, lawyer. Just when he began to acknowledge me and I finally was about to get to know how my kiddo is doing

He's not your friend, he is the judge.

 

[JorgefromTony'sPizza]

Yes, your honor.

@JorgefromTony'sPizza good evening.

Thank you for taking the time.

Where do you know @ThatGuy from?

He was a guest at the family restaurant when I still worked there

 

[Kerkovian]

@ThatGuy Give back my money with interest or else I'll undo the spell and send you back to afterlife before this trial ends.

 

[Objection!]

He was a guest at the family restaurant when I still worked there

I see.

You know, I bet there are many guests visiting the family restaurant every day. Why do you remember my client doing so? Did he visit the restaurant often?


@Mr. Reloaded it could be possible that I need Mr. Pot back at the witness stand later.

 

[ThatGuy]

@ThatGuy Give back my money with interest or else I'll undo the spell and send you back to afterlife before this trial ends.

Not you again!

Who tf are you, leave me alone!