This gives me an idea
@MonsterKaido Worororo!
In the scorching heat of the Gobi Desert, a slightly intoxicated EmperorKinyagi stumbled through the vast expanse of sand. As he wandered, his imagination began to play tricks on him, transforming the ordinary lizards he encountered into mini Kaidos.
EmperorKinyagi: (squinting) What's that? Kaido? Here, in the desert?
[He rubs his eyes and takes another swig from his flask, his mind further intoxicated by the desert heat.]
EmperorKinyagi: WORORORO! Look at all these Kaidos! They must have followed me from the New World!
[He giggles to himself, pointing at a tiny lizard scurrying across the sand.]
EmperorKinyagi: You there! Kaido Jr.! Don't you dare underestimate the might of the Emperor!
[The lizard, oblivious to EmperorKinyagi's drunken ramblings, continues on its way, leaving him chuckling to himself.]
EmperorKinyagi: But wait... what's that over there? It's... Kaidoyagi!
[His eyes widen as he spots a particularly large lizard, its muscles bulging and its eyes fierce.]
EmperorKinyagi: Kaidoyagi, my loyal companion! Let's conquer the Grand Line together!
[He raises his flask in a toast to the imaginary Kaidoyagi, who responds with a stoic lizard stare.]
EmperorKinyagi: WORORORO! You're a formidable creature, Kaidoyagi! We shall rule the world with our unmatched strength!
[As EmperorKinyagi continues his imaginary adventure, the real lizards scuttle away, unimpressed by the Emperor's antics. Meanwhile, EmperorKinyagi carries on, his laughter echoing through the desert.]
I need to write a fanfic where we actually got Kaido in his fish form as Koido and becoming the Kaido we know now though Celestial Ascension/Awakening as some of us hoped/theorised for too.