Anyway, heres more of HogWorst Shenanigans featuring
@CoC: Color of Clowns and
@Meeyori now too!:
(Scene Transition: Great Hall, HogWorst Forums)
Dumbledonut stands at the head table, looking serious.
Dumbledonut: Students, there is a matter of great importance we need to discuss. Shusius Black Blade, the notorious Powerscaler of Azkhabanned, has escaped!
A gasp goes through the crowd.
Dumbledonut: In order to protect HogWorst from his toxic takes and horrible powerscales, we have taken measures. Al-Sama, the supreme warden moderator admin of Azkhabanned and his Modemenrators will guard the school.
(Scene Transition: Grounds, HogWorst Forums)
Potlin, Hermeeyoni (Hermione Granger parody, now an Oni girl with pyromaniac tendencies), and Wrong CoCsley (Ron Weasley parody, a proud furry and loving wizard with disturbing creativity) huddle together, watching the Modemenrators patrolling the grounds.
Potlin: Shusius Black Blade... I’ve heard he has some of the worst takes ever seen in HogWorst.
Hermeeyoni:
grinning Oh! I'd love to see the flame wars go literal! My fire magic is itching for action!
Wrong CoCsley: And I’ve heard he can make any thread turn into an absolute warzone. He once caused a massive flamewar about whether One Piece's Zoro is stronger than Mihawk... Imagine what we could add to that mix! I could summon a horde of magical furries to join in!
They watch the Modemenrators warily.
(Scene Transition: Forbidden Forum, HogWorst Forums)
Late at night, Potlin is on a mission. He’s been researching Shusius Black Blade.
Potlin: I need to find out the truth about Black Blade.
He stumbles upon a thread Black Blade had created long ago.
Potlin: 'The true power of black blades: All Haki is Black Blade Haki.'
Potlin reads on, finding out about Black Blade’s obsession with black blades in One Piece and how he argues that all Haki is Black Blade Haki.
Potlin: This... this is madness!
(Scene Transition: Dumbledonut’s Office, HogWorst Forums)
Potlin presents his findings to Dumbledonut.
Dumbledonut: You’ve done well, Potlin. This is the kind of argument that can cause chaos in the forum. But remember, Black Blade was once a member of HogWorst too. He strayed from the path of friendly discussion and lost his way. We must not let that happen to us.
(Scene Transition: Near Whomping Shilltree, HogWorst Forums)
Potlin, Hermeeyoni, and Wrong CoCsley encounter Black Blade.
Black Blade: Potlin! I knew you'd come looking for me!
Potlin: Black Blade! Your theory... it's too extreme!
Black Blade: You don’t understand, Potlin. The power of black blades is the key to everything!
Hermeeyoni:
excited Can we start a literal flame war now?
Wrong CoCsley: Wait till you see my Furry Apocalypse spell!
A Modemenrator swoops in.
Modemenrator: Shusius Black Blade, you're permanently banned!
Potlin steps forward.
Potlin: Wait! We should give him a chance to appeal. Perhaps he can learn to scale responsibly.
Black Blade looks at Potlin, surprised.
Dumbledonut: A wise decision, Potlin. HogWorst is about reform, not just punishment.
Shusius Black Blade gets a second chance, and HogWorst remains safe... for now.
