Biggest 2025 expectation?

  • Nami cutting her hair

    Votes: 6 13.3%
  • Shanks not having a twin

    Votes: 5 11.1%
  • Finding One Piece

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Imu face reveal

    Votes: 28 62.2%
  • Vegaskunk finally dying

    Votes: 6 13.3%

  • Total voters
    45
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Gorosei Informer

https://www.reddit.com/r/OnePiece/comments/qzm2pn



@MonsterKaido I can only apologise in advance for this! (Gets Thunder Bagua'd with extra Adv CoC on top):

(Scene: Wano Country - Twenty years in the past. Oden is about to face off against Kaido.)

The townsfolk gather as Kaido, the menacing leader of the Beast Pirates, stands atop a hill, facing Kozuki Oden. The air is tense.

Oden: Kaido, today is the day you’ll pay for all the suffering you’ve caused the people of Wano!

Kaido: (slurring words) Oden, my dear, I’ve been sipping on some sake, and I must tell you a secret...

Kaido starts wobbling, and suddenly his demeanor changes entirely. His clothes transform into a flamboyant kimono with vibrant colors, and he pulls out a gigantic makeup kit from seemingly nowhere.

Kaido: I am not just Kaido... I am Kai D. Okama, the most fabulous Oni Okama of them all! O-Kaido-Way! 🌺

Oden looks baffled, not sure how to react.

Kaido/Kai D. Okama: Now, let’s make this battle a performance to remember!

Kaido starts to fight with exaggerated movements, blowing kisses and tossing flower petals.

Oden: What in the world…?!

Kaido leaps into the air and pulls out a gigantic fan.

Kaido/Kai D. Okama: Be enchanted by my Thundering Diva Strike!

Oden dodges, still very confused but adapting to the strange new fighting style.

Oden: Well, if that's how it's going to be... Two-Sword Style: Togen Tootsie Slash!

The battle becomes a dazzling spectacle, with extravagant moves and dramatic commentary by Kaido.

(Scene transition: The climax of the battle.)

Kaido’s makeup is smudged, and he’s out of breath. Oden is also heavily panting.

Kaido/Kai D. Okama: Oden, darling, your valor and flair deserve my utmost respect. But, the show must end.

They clash one last time.

(Scene transition: Present day in Wano.)

Kin’emon and the others listen as Kaido reveals his true identity to the people of Wano.

Kaido: I am Kai D. Okama, and I say to you, O-Come-My-Way!

The citizens of Wano, although initially confused, come to accept the revelation and Kaido’s commitment to flamboyance.

(Scene transition: Flower Capital, a few days later.)

Wano is now a thriving kabuki theater destination, with Kaido as the lead in every play.

Kaido/Kai D. Okama: Let the O-Kaido-Way flourish forevermore

  • The End -

@CoC: Color of Clowns @Rottkins @Mr. Reloaded @Pot Goblin @Meeyori @DarkestKnightofSpoilers @GrandmasterChef Zonji @gamaran @Admiral Maynard @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier
 

Peppercore

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https://www.reddit.com/r/OnePiece/comments/qzm2pn



I can only apologise in advance for this! (Gets Thunder Bagua'd with extra Adv CoC on top):

(Scene: Wano Country - Twenty years in the past. Oden is about to face off against Kaido.)

The townsfolk gather as Kaido, the menacing leader of the Beast Pirates, stands atop a hill, facing Kozuki Oden. The air is tense.

Oden: Kaido, today is the day you’ll pay for all the suffering you’ve caused the people of Wano!

Kaido: (slurring words) Oden, my dear, I’ve been sipping on some sake, and I must tell you a secret...

Kaido starts wobbling, and suddenly his demeanor changes entirely. His clothes transform into a flamboyant kimono with vibrant colors, and he pulls out a gigantic makeup kit from seemingly nowhere.

Kaido: I am not just Kaido... I am Kai D. Okama, the most fabulous Oni Okama of them all! O-Kaido-Way! 🌺

Oden looks baffled, not sure how to react.

Kaido/Kai D. Okama: Now, let’s make this battle a performance to remember!

Kaido starts to fight with exaggerated movements, blowing kisses and tossing flower petals.

Oden: What in the world…?!

Kaido leaps into the air and pulls out a gigantic fan.

Kaido/Kai D. Okama: Be enchanted by my Thundering Diva Strike!

Oden dodges, still very confused but adapting to the strange new fighting style.

Oden: Well, if that's how it's going to be... Two-Sword Style: Togen Tootsie Slash!

The battle becomes a dazzling spectacle, with extravagant moves and dramatic commentary by Kaido.

(Scene transition: The climax of the battle.)

Kaido’s makeup is smudged, and he’s out of breath. Oden is also heavily panting.

Kaido/Kai D. Okama: Oden, darling, your valor and flair deserve my utmost respect. But, the show must end.

They clash one last time.

(Scene transition: Present day in Wano.)

Kin’emon and the others listen as Kaido reveals his true identity to the people of Wano.

Kaido: I am Kai D. Okama, and I say to you, O-Come-My-Way!

The citizens of Wano, although initially confused, come to accept the revelation and Kaido’s commitment to flamboyance.

(Scene transition: Flower Capital, a few days later.)

Wano is now a thriving kabuki theater destination, with Kaido as the lead in every play.

Kaido/Kai D. Okama: Let the O-Kaido-Way flourish forevermore
  • The End -
happy pride month, I enjoyed reading this a lot ngl
 
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@MonsterKaido I can only apologise in advance for this! (Gets Thunder Bagua'd with extra Adv CoC on top):

(Scene: Wano Country - Twenty years in the past. Oden is about to face off against Kaido.)

The townsfolk gather as Kaido, the menacing leader of the Beast Pirates, stands atop a hill, facing Kozuki Oden. The air is tense.

Oden: Kaido, today is the day you’ll pay for all the suffering you’ve caused the people of Wano!

Kaido: (slurring words) Oden, my dear, I’ve been sipping on some sake, and I must tell you a secret...

Kaido starts wobbling, and suddenly his demeanor changes entirely. His clothes transform into a flamboyant kimono with vibrant colors, and he pulls out a gigantic makeup kit from seemingly nowhere.

Kaido: I am not just Kaido... I am Kai D. Okama, the most fabulous Oni Okama of them all! O-Kaido-Way! 🌺

Oden looks baffled, not sure how to react.

Kaido/Kai D. Okama: Now, let’s make this battle a performance to remember!

Kaido starts to fight with exaggerated movements, blowing kisses and tossing flower petals.

Oden: What in the world…?!

Kaido leaps into the air and pulls out a gigantic fan.

Kaido/Kai D. Okama: Be enchanted by my Thundering Diva Strike!

Oden dodges, still very confused but adapting to the strange new fighting style.

Oden: Well, if that's how it's going to be... Two-Sword Style: Togen Tootsie Slash!

The battle becomes a dazzling spectacle, with extravagant moves and dramatic commentary by Kaido.

(Scene transition: The climax of the battle.)

Kaido’s makeup is smudged, and he’s out of breath. Oden is also heavily panting.

Kaido/Kai D. Okama: Oden, darling, your valor and flair deserve my utmost respect. But, the show must end.

They clash one last time.

(Scene transition: Present day in Wano.)

Kin’emon and the others listen as Kaido reveals his true identity to the people of Wano.

Kaido: I am Kai D. Okama, and I say to you, O-Come-My-Way!

The citizens of Wano, although initially confused, come to accept the revelation and Kaido’s commitment to flamboyance.

(Scene transition: Flower Capital, a few days later.)

Wano is now a thriving kabuki theater destination, with Kaido as the lead in every play.

Kaido/Kai D. Okama: Let the O-Kaido-Way flourish forevermore
  • The End -

@CoC: Color of Clowns @Rottkins @Mr. Reloaded @Pot Goblin @Meeyori @DarkestKnightofSpoilers @GrandmasterChef Zonji @gamaran @Admiral Maynard @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier
masterpiece :akaman:
 
There's nothing to read because no spoilers.
Plus I want to watch the LA but I have neither laptop nor Netflix subscription.
I also need a laptop anyways but I was hoping I can wait a little longer because it's not going to be cheap.
The weather is also hot.
And I need to get a few things done within the next few days which is stressing me out a little.
You see, I'm kinda in a pinch.
The hot weather is killing me
winter/autumn >>> summer
:josad:
 
The hot weather is killing me
winter/autumn >>> summer
:josad:
Literally move to the Arctic.
The polar regions are so much more affected by global warming that in a few decades the ice in the Arctic may disappear altogether.
Go there now before it's too warm.
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Rottkins

✯ ✧ 𝔾 𝕠 𝕕 𝕠 𝕗 𝕃 𝕚 𝕖 𝕤 ✧ ✯
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@MonsterKaido I can only apologise in advance for this! (Gets Thunder Bagua'd with extra Adv CoC on top):

(Scene: Wano Country - Twenty years in the past. Oden is about to face off against Kaido.)

The townsfolk gather as Kaido, the menacing leader of the Beast Pirates, stands atop a hill, facing Kozuki Oden. The air is tense.

Oden: Kaido, today is the day you’ll pay for all the suffering you’ve caused the people of Wano!

Kaido: (slurring words) Oden, my dear, I’ve been sipping on some sake, and I must tell you a secret...

Kaido starts wobbling, and suddenly his demeanor changes entirely. His clothes transform into a flamboyant kimono with vibrant colors, and he pulls out a gigantic makeup kit from seemingly nowhere.

Kaido: I am not just Kaido... I am Kai D. Okama, the most fabulous Oni Okama of them all! O-Kaido-Way! 🌺

Oden looks baffled, not sure how to react.

Kaido/Kai D. Okama: Now, let’s make this battle a performance to remember!

Kaido starts to fight with exaggerated movements, blowing kisses and tossing flower petals.

Oden: What in the world…?!

Kaido leaps into the air and pulls out a gigantic fan.

Kaido/Kai D. Okama: Be enchanted by my Thundering Diva Strike!

Oden dodges, still very confused but adapting to the strange new fighting style.

Oden: Well, if that's how it's going to be... Two-Sword Style: Togen Tootsie Slash!

The battle becomes a dazzling spectacle, with extravagant moves and dramatic commentary by Kaido.

(Scene transition: The climax of the battle.)

Kaido’s makeup is smudged, and he’s out of breath. Oden is also heavily panting.

Kaido/Kai D. Okama: Oden, darling, your valor and flair deserve my utmost respect. But, the show must end.

They clash one last time.

(Scene transition: Present day in Wano.)

Kin’emon and the others listen as Kaido reveals his true identity to the people of Wano.

Kaido: I am Kai D. Okama, and I say to you, O-Come-My-Way!

The citizens of Wano, although initially confused, come to accept the revelation and Kaido’s commitment to flamboyance.

(Scene transition: Flower Capital, a few days later.)

Wano is now a thriving kabuki theater destination, with Kaido as the lead in every play.

Kaido/Kai D. Okama: Let the O-Kaido-Way flourish forevermore
  • The End -

@CoC: Color of Clowns @Rottkins @Mr. Reloaded @Pot Goblin @Meeyori @DarkestKnightofSpoilers @GrandmasterChef Zonji @gamaran @Admiral Maynard @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier
WONDERFUL
 
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@MonsterKaido I can only apologise in advance for this! (Gets Thunder Bagua'd with extra Adv CoC on top):

(Scene: Wano Country - Twenty years in the past. Oden is about to face off against Kaido.)

The townsfolk gather as Kaido, the menacing leader of the Beast Pirates, stands atop a hill, facing Kozuki Oden. The air is tense.

Oden: Kaido, today is the day you’ll pay for all the suffering you’ve caused the people of Wano!

Kaido: (slurring words) Oden, my dear, I’ve been sipping on some sake, and I must tell you a secret...

Kaido starts wobbling, and suddenly his demeanor changes entirely. His clothes transform into a flamboyant kimono with vibrant colors, and he pulls out a gigantic makeup kit from seemingly nowhere.

Kaido: I am not just Kaido... I am Kai D. Okama, the most fabulous Oni Okama of them all! O-Kaido-Way! 🌺

Oden looks baffled, not sure how to react.

Kaido/Kai D. Okama: Now, let’s make this battle a performance to remember!

Kaido starts to fight with exaggerated movements, blowing kisses and tossing flower petals.

Oden: What in the world…?!

Kaido leaps into the air and pulls out a gigantic fan.

Kaido/Kai D. Okama: Be enchanted by my Thundering Diva Strike!

Oden dodges, still very confused but adapting to the strange new fighting style.

Oden: Well, if that's how it's going to be... Two-Sword Style: Togen Tootsie Slash!

The battle becomes a dazzling spectacle, with extravagant moves and dramatic commentary by Kaido.

(Scene transition: The climax of the battle.)

Kaido’s makeup is smudged, and he’s out of breath. Oden is also heavily panting.

Kaido/Kai D. Okama: Oden, darling, your valor and flair deserve my utmost respect. But, the show must end.

They clash one last time.

(Scene transition: Present day in Wano.)

Kin’emon and the others listen as Kaido reveals his true identity to the people of Wano.

Kaido: I am Kai D. Okama, and I say to you, O-Come-My-Way!

The citizens of Wano, although initially confused, come to accept the revelation and Kaido’s commitment to flamboyance.

(Scene transition: Flower Capital, a few days later.)

Wano is now a thriving kabuki theater destination, with Kaido as the lead in every play.

Kaido/Kai D. Okama: Let the O-Kaido-Way flourish forevermore
  • The End -

@CoC: Color of Clowns @Rottkins @Mr. Reloaded @Pot Goblin @Meeyori @DarkestKnightofSpoilers @GrandmasterChef Zonji @gamaran @Admiral Maynard @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier
:believe: Waido….
The hot weather is killing me
winter/autumn >>> summer
:josad:
Rare ,i mean extremely rare Crossie L :zorothink:
 
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Gorosei Informer

happy pride month, I enjoyed reading this a lot ngl
Thank you so much hahaha! Happy pride month to you too! It was meant to just be an absurd shitpost but it was surprisingly wholesome. I joked to @CoC: Color of Clowns that Kaido should be the new Bon Clay/Kurei (Bon Kaido) and he should join the crew with his Onikama/Oni Ballet ways then!

To think of it, it would have worked well for Yamato if Kaido embraced this Okama side of himself and thus helped Yamato with their own issues of identity and thus a certain "G word" associated with them, that is gonna inevitably start more arguments if I elaborate on it ofc.

The AI Bot likes to give the prompts a family friendly tone and a "happy ending", whatever you request of it, somehow its like a fairy godmother waving her wand (or even fairy godfather or whatever if you like ofc) and giving a happy, modernised fairy tale type ending.

Now I think about it, its less surpising Fairy Tail had such a happy tone and I don't just mean the cat in it ofc lol. Even though OG fairy tales were some of the most darkest, brutal, messed up stories ironically lol.
 
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