Anime & Manga One Piece Spoilers - The Waiting Room
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@MonsterKaido I can only apologise in advance for this! (Gets Thunder Bagua'd with extra Adv CoC on top):
(Scene: Wano Country - Twenty years in the past. Oden is about to face off against Kaido.)
The townsfolk gather as Kaido, the menacing leader of the Beast Pirates, stands atop a hill, facing Kozuki Oden. The air is tense.
Oden: Kaido, today is the day you’ll pay for all the suffering you’ve caused the people of Wano!
Kaido: (slurring words) Oden, my dear, I’ve been sipping on some sake, and I must tell you a secret...
Kaido starts wobbling, and suddenly his demeanor changes entirely. His clothes transform into a flamboyant kimono with vibrant colors, and he pulls out a gigantic makeup kit from seemingly nowhere.
Kaido: I am not just Kaido... I am Kai D. Okama, the most fabulous Oni Okama of them all! O-Kaido-Way! 🌺
Oden looks baffled, not sure how to react.
Kaido/Kai D. Okama: Now, let’s make this battle a performance to remember!
Kaido starts to fight with exaggerated movements, blowing kisses and tossing flower petals.
Oden: What in the world…?!
Kaido leaps into the air and pulls out a gigantic fan.
Kaido/Kai D. Okama: Be enchanted by my Thundering Diva Strike!
Oden dodges, still very confused but adapting to the strange new fighting style.
Oden: Well, if that's how it's going to be... Two-Sword Style: Togen Tootsie Slash!
The battle becomes a dazzling spectacle, with extravagant moves and dramatic commentary by Kaido.
(Scene transition: The climax of the battle.)
Kaido’s makeup is smudged, and he’s out of breath. Oden is also heavily panting.
Kaido/Kai D. Okama: Oden, darling, your valor and flair deserve my utmost respect. But, the show must end.
They clash one last time.
(Scene transition: Present day in Wano.)
Kin’emon and the others listen as Kaido reveals his true identity to the people of Wano.
Kaido: I am Kai D. Okama, and I say to you, O-Come-My-Way!
The citizens of Wano, although initially confused, come to accept the revelation and Kaido’s commitment to flamboyance.
(Scene transition: Flower Capital, a few days later.)
Wano is now a thriving kabuki theater destination, with Kaido as the lead in every play.
Kaido/Kai D. Okama: Let the O-Kaido-Way flourish forevermore
- The End -
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