In the flickering firelight of a camp on some desolate island, the Blackbeard Pirates sit in a semicircle around their fearsome leader. He rises to his feet, swaying slightly, an eerie glint in his eye. He slaps his knee and starts to sing out of the blue.
"Moon Prism Power, Makeup, Zehahahaha!" He begins in a booming voice, and his crew looks around at each other, their jaws dropping.
"Leaping over roofs from shadow to shadow, Silent as the night, as mysterious as the dark side of the moon, we are the champions of Justice - Blackbeard and his Sailor Scouts, Zehahaha!" He belts out, gesturing dramatically with a meaty hand. The crew exchange bewildered looks but refrain from interrupting him, for fear of the consequences.
He sings out the lyrics with gusto, "Never running from a real fight, she is the one named Blackbeard Moon!" He takes a swig of sake and carries on, "She will never turn her back on her friends! She is always there to defend! She is the one on whom we can depend! Zehahaha!"
The crew starts clapping along in sheer bewilderment, their rough faces showing a mixture of surprise and amusement. Blackbeard goes on to assign everyone in his crew their own Sailor Scout identity.
"Van Augur, you're Sailor Mercury - good with strategies and all. Doc Q, you're Sailor Jupiter - green like your horse, Stronger. Burgess, you're Sailor Mars - fiery as your will. Shiliew, with your silvery sword, you're Sailor Venus. Lafitte, you're Sailor Uranus, for you fly like the wind. And Catarina Devon, my dear, you're Sailor Pluto, for your powers as mysterious as the time."
His song ends with a hearty laugh that echoes around the island, the sailors shaking their heads in disbelief. Their captain, Blackbeard, their Sailor Moon, ends his performance with a grand bow, followed by a satisfied burp. His laugh, that infamous "Zehahaha", still echoes in the ears of his bewildered crew, leaving them to wonder what strange adventure awaits them next on their journey.