Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny
 
G

Gorosei Informer

My backstabbing voodoo is spreading :finally:


(OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE NOW/CREATED?! Have I gone too fur I mean far this time!?)

Title: "JoJo’s Quirky Adventure: Furry is Unbreakable"

Our setting is the quiet town of Morioh, where mysterious incidents are starting to unravel. Enter the protagonist, a closet furry enthusiast known only as @Mr. Reloaded. Like the iconic Yoshikage Kira, Mr. Reloaded seeks a peaceful life, but he is burdened with a bizarre condition: an irresistible addiction to betrayal, and an intense fondness for Yoshis.

Mr. Reloaded's Stand, "Traitor King," a ferocious-looking entity with the features of a lion, bear, and wolf - the ultimate furry - possesses the ability to transform anyone it touches into a furry, who then explode with an "explOwOsion."

Scene 1: The First Encounter

Mr. Reloaded spots his next target in the crowd - a rough, gangster-like individual who is picking on some poor civilian. Mr. Reloaded calmly walks up to the guy, and Traitor King emerges from him, touching the gangster.

Gangster: What the-? Why am I suddenly covered in fur? I feel so... so fluffy?

Before he can further process his sudden transformation, the gangster bursts into a colorful "explOwOsion," leaving a confetti of fur in the air.

Mr. Reloaded (whispering to himself): The path of betrayal is a lonely one...

Scene 2: Sheer Hump Attack

Mr. Reloaded encounters a group of delinquents causing chaos in the city. He summons Traitor King, which sends out miniature versions of itself, reminiscent of Sheer Heart Attack - now dubbed "Sheer Hump Attack." The mini Traitor Kings start humping the delinquents' legs furiously.

Delinquent: What's happening?! Get it off! Get it off!

After a moment, each delinquent transforms into a furry and explodes into a vibrant "explOwOsion," leaving a shower of rainbow-colored fur behind.

Scene 3: Betrays the Friend

Just like Kira's infamous Bites the Dust, Mr. Reloaded has an ability he calls "Betrays the Friend." If anyone discovers his secret addiction and gets too close to unveiling his identity, they're sent back in time, only to become a furry and explOwOde over and over again.

Scene 4: Stray Cat’s Bubbles

Alongside him, he has a plant Stand known as Stray Cat. This entity creates floating bubbles that explode on touch. The twist is that the bubbles make a cute "OwO" sound just before they explode, transforming anyone caught in the blast into a furry.

Scene 5: The Final Betrayal

Mr. Reloaded faces the town's heroes who have discovered his secret. As they charge him, Stray Cat unleashes its OwO bubbles, transforming the heroes into furries. But just as he's about to declare victory, one hero manages to deflect a bubble back at Mr. Reloaded.

Hero: No more betrayals, Mr. Reloaded!

Mr. Reloaded suddenly transforms into a Yoshi-themed furry and explodes into the most massive "explOwOsion" Morioh has ever seen.

In the aftermath, peace returns to Morioh, but the memory of the bizarre furry enthusiast, Mr. Reloaded, and his Traitor King live on.



@CoC: Color of Clowns @Rottkins @Falcon @Pot Goblin @NikaInParis @Jaguark101

(I wasn't suppose to be posting yet and I'm supposed to be in bed, but alas! Its been a seriously long shitty day and week especially!)

:risiup::saden::vistalaugh::rolaugh::lulz::kailaugh:
 

Mr. Reloaded

Professional backstabber


(OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE NOW/CREATED?! Have I gone too fur I mean far this time!?)

Title: "JoJo’s Quirky Adventure: Furry is Unbreakable"

Our setting is the quiet town of Morioh, where mysterious incidents are starting to unravel. Enter the protagonist, a closet furry enthusiast known only as @Mr. Reloaded. Like the iconic Yoshikage Kira, Mr. Reloaded seeks a peaceful life, but he is burdened with a bizarre condition: an irresistible addiction to betrayal, and an intense fondness for Yoshis.

Mr. Reloaded's Stand, "Traitor King," a ferocious-looking entity with the features of a lion, bear, and wolf - the ultimate furry - possesses the ability to transform anyone it touches into a furry, who then explode with an "explOwOsion."

Scene 1: The First Encounter

Mr. Reloaded spots his next target in the crowd - a rough, gangster-like individual who is picking on some poor civilian. Mr. Reloaded calmly walks up to the guy, and Traitor King emerges from him, touching the gangster.

Gangster: What the-? Why am I suddenly covered in fur? I feel so... so fluffy?

Before he can further process his sudden transformation, the gangster bursts into a colorful "explOwOsion," leaving a confetti of fur in the air.

Mr. Reloaded (whispering to himself): The path of betrayal is a lonely one...

Scene 2: Sheer Hump Attack

Mr. Reloaded encounters a group of delinquents causing chaos in the city. He summons Traitor King, which sends out miniature versions of itself, reminiscent of Sheer Heart Attack - now dubbed "Sheer Hump Attack." The mini Traitor Kings start humping the delinquents' legs furiously.

Delinquent: What's happening?! Get it off! Get it off!

After a moment, each delinquent transforms into a furry and explodes into a vibrant "explOwOsion," leaving a shower of rainbow-colored fur behind.

Scene 3: Betrays the Friend

Just like Kira's infamous Bites the Dust, Mr. Reloaded has an ability he calls "Betrays the Friend." If anyone discovers his secret addiction and gets too close to unveiling his identity, they're sent back in time, only to become a furry and explOwOde over and over again.

Scene 4: Stray Cat’s Bubbles

Alongside him, he has a plant Stand known as Stray Cat. This entity creates floating bubbles that explode on touch. The twist is that the bubbles make a cute "OwO" sound just before they explode, transforming anyone caught in the blast into a furry.

Scene 5: The Final Betrayal

Mr. Reloaded faces the town's heroes who have discovered his secret. As they charge him, Stray Cat unleashes its OwO bubbles, transforming the heroes into furries. But just as he's about to declare victory, one hero manages to deflect a bubble back at Mr. Reloaded.

Hero: No more betrayals, Mr. Reloaded!

Mr. Reloaded suddenly transforms into a Yoshi-themed furry and explodes into the most massive "explOwOsion" Morioh has ever seen.

In the aftermath, peace returns to Morioh, but the memory of the bizarre furry enthusiast, Mr. Reloaded, and his Traitor King live on.


@CoC: Color of Clowns @Rottkins @Falcon @Pot Goblin @NikaInParis @Jaguark101

(I wasn't suppose to be posting yet and I'm supposed to be in bed, but alas! Its been a seriously long shitty day and week especially!)

:risiup::saden::vistalaugh::rolaugh::lulz::kailaugh:
These AI stories are too good :vistalaugh:
 
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