Anime & Manga One Piece Spoilers - The Waiting Room
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My man @Pot Goblin Will like this:cheers:
eat or sleep bro
Every isekai I think I will just watch to trash, I end up loving in some weird way. Holy fuck is the CGI awful though, my word.
I need cringe anime to recover after the fucking Korok Seeds.
The funny part is I'm actually sleeping REALLY well. My sleep schedule is imploding, though, so... well, we'll see what happens.
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Also speaking of @MonsterKaido...
EXT. ONIGASHIMA - NIGHT
Big Mom, still smarting from her inability to make Kaido her right-hand man during their time in the Rocks Pirates, decides it's time to take matters into her own hands. Quite literally.
BIG MOM: If I can't have the real Kaido, I'll just create my own!
With a mischievous glint in her eyes, she kneads together a batch of dough, shaped uncannily like Kaido. With a mighty shout, she infuses her soul power into the dough.
BIG MOM: (laughs) Rise, my creation! Rise, Kaidough!
Suddenly, the doughy figure begins to twitch. It grows larger, more muscular, taking on the form of the mighty Kaido. Yet, instead of scales and tattoos, Kaidough has crusty bread skin and decorative bread patterns.
Kaidough takes a deep breath, an aroma of fresh bread wafting through the air. He flexes his doughy muscles and roars, a mighty, yeast-infused roar.
Suddenly, Law, who had been hiding nearby, watching this absurd scene, feels a shiver run down his spine. He is reminded of his worst nightmare – Bread.
LAW: (to himself) Not this... anything but this.
Kaidough spots Law and charges towards him, leaving a trail of breadcrumbs. Law, in complete horror, tries to use his Room ability to slice Kaidough, but to his dismay, the doughy Kaido just reshapes himself, like bread dough kneaded into a new shape.
LAW: (horrified) This... this is a nightmare!
Big Mom, meanwhile, is laughing heartily at the sight of the terrified Law being chased around by Kaidough.
BIG MOM: (laughs) This is the best thing I've ever baked!
And thus begins Law's worst nightmare and Big Mom's greatest joy - the reign of Kaidough, the strongest and most terrifying bread to ever exist.
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INT. KAIDO'S THRONE ROOM - NIGHT
Kaido, having consumed a great amount of sake, is in a drunken stupor. Yamato, King, Queen, and Jack are present.
KAIDO: (slurring) Gather ‘round, ya’ youngsters, Kaido has wisdom to share!
KING: Oh no, not again...
KAIDO: Listen! Oni... (hic) Oni have layers! Like onions!
YAMATO: What do you mean, Father?
KAIDO: Onions have layers. Oni have layers. You get it? They both have layers! We should call them... Oni-ons!
QUEEN: (sarcastically) Absolutely groundbreaking.
KAIDO: (ignoring Queen) You peel back an onion, and what do you get? More onion! You fight an Oni, and what do you find? More fight! It’s like we’re the embodiment of onions!
JACK: (confused) But I don't have layers. Do I?
KAIDO: (leaning towards Jack) You're like...like an onion without the peel!
YAMATO: I’m not sure I understand.
KAIDO: (getting emotional) Layers, Yamato! Just as onions make you cry, Oni make people cry!
KING: I don't think that's how it works.
KAIDO: (stands up, swaying) All I’m saying is... we’re onions. Or... Oni-ons!
Suddenly, Kaido tries to balance a sake bottle on his head and sing an onion-themed parody of a sea shanty. However, he loses balance and crashes onto his throne.
The room is silent for a moment before everyone bursts out laughing.
QUEEN: Well, he’s not wrong. We do make people cry!
They decide to leave Kaido snoring on his throne, surrounded by empty sake bottles.
YAMATO: (whispering to others) Oni-ons, huh? Not the wisdom I was expecting.
They all chuckle as they exit the throne room, leaving Kaido to dream about his newfound philosophical connection between Oni and onions.
I've got another one in mind already too with him and Big Mom. Or 2 ideas even lol.