The most hilarious thing about Rootbeer

[ShishioIsBack]

The craziest thing about Mr Flat Earth is that his own random arbitary non existent metric that he has for "Advanced" Conqueror's Haki that he is trying his absolute best to support his Flat Earth like reality denial of "Zoro doesn't have CoC", Zoro literally qualifies even in those non existent metrics where as other Advanced CoC users who he says use Advanced CoC like Kaido don't.

First he says advanced CoC means the user is not touching.
So then I ask him perhaps it means Kaido is not using advanced CoC here right?

Spoiler

My guy literally just said "No this is advanced CoC, you are just supposed to assume they are "Not Touching""
I kid you not motherfucker literally said that exact sentence

Its like you take a Flat Earther to the Space Shuttle and show him the round earth and him telling you "You are supposed to assume its "Flat""

Then he comes with no touch Barrier being CoC and I tell him, listen man people who don't have CoC can use that Barrier so he says well this is not CoC because it is defense stance, offensive barrier is CoC

Spoiler

Dude is literally attacking "Defensive Stance" lmaoooo

And then we have Rayleigh who literally showed Luffy internal destruction CoA, the very thing Luffy learned and demonstrated before he even knew what Advanced CoC was and he calls that Conqueror's Haki, so according to Rootbeer this is Conqueror's Haki

So we have reached the following conclusion
-Advanced CoC user has to make a no touch barrier
-There needs to be CoC Lines
(But Luffy is an exception)

Guess who qualifies both of those arbitary criterias

And then he says well "Advanced CoC is when there is barrier and CoC lightening" and I am like Zoro has literally done JUST THAT but Kaido has never

A Conqueror's Haki barrier pushing King away and preventing him from getting to Zoro.
But this isn't Conqueror's but Luffy using something Luffy himself calls CoA, there is no lightening he calls Advnaced CoC.

Like how the fuck this mofo's brain works is beyond me.
This is prolly what it is like

His latest most hilarious Triangle theory

So only triangular motherfuckers can use advanced CoC?
Guess what? Zoro qualifies the Triangular CoC Theory but Kaido and Luffy don't

Its like he is trying his best to fight against Oda yet Oda has made it nigh impossible for him to win

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[Salah WG]

One day, two men were talking together.
They spot something far away, the first man said, “It’s a goat.”
The second one said, “It’s a crow.”

They kept walking and discovered a feature of that creature: It’s black. The first may again said, “It’s a goat.”
They got closer, and now they saw it had wings. The second guy said, “See? It’s a crow!” but the first one remained defiant:
“No, it’s a goat, and that’s the wind moving its hairs!”

They got even closer, and the second guy pointed to the bird, “Look at it moving and skipping like a bird! How can you not change your mind?”, but the first guy was adamant: “It’s a goat! And it’s skipping because of a possibly broken foot!”

Seconds later, the crow flew away as the two watched. The second guy smiled and turned to the first guy and asked, “Do you believe me now? Isn’t it obvious that was a crow?” The first guy turned to him, seething with anger, and yelled, “No! It’s a goat, even if it flies!”

 

[Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier]

One day, two men were talking together.
They spot something far away, the first man said, “It’s a goat.”
The second one said, “It’s a crow.”

They kept walking and discovered a feature of that creature: It’s black. The first may again said, “It’s a goat.”
They got closer, and now they saw it had wings. The second guy said, “See? It’s a crow!” but the first one remained defiant:
“No, it’s a goat, and that’s the wind moving its hairs!”

They got even closer, and the second guy pointed to the bird, “Look at it moving and skipping like a bird! How can you not change your mind?”, but the first guy was adamant: “It’s a goat! And it’s skipping because of a possibly broken foot!”

Seconds later, the crow flew away as the two watched. The second guy smiled and turned to the first guy and asked, “Do you believe me now? Isn’t it obvious that was a crow?” The first guy turned to him, seething with anger, and yelled, “No! It’s a goat, even if it flies!”

 

[ShishioIsBack]

One day, two men were talking together.
They spot something far away, the first man said, “It’s a goat.”
The second one said, “It’s a crow.”

They kept walking and discovered a feature of that creature: It’s black. The first may again said, “It’s a goat.”
They got closer, and now they saw it had wings. The second guy said, “See? It’s a crow!” but the first one remained defiant:
“No, it’s a goat, and that’s the wind moving its hairs!”

They got even closer, and the second guy pointed to the bird, “Look at it moving and skipping like a bird! How can you not change your mind?”, but the first guy was adamant: “It’s a goat! And it’s skipping because of a possibly broken foot!”

Seconds later, the crow flew away as the two watched. The second guy smiled and turned to the first guy and asked, “Do you believe me now? Isn’t it obvious that was a crow?” The first guy turned to him, seething with anger, and yelled, “No! It’s a goat, even if it flies!”

Synopsis of this idea is that at least one can understand a Christian Flat Earther's Dedication to denying what is proven to satisfy his desire to pursue his religion.

For @Rootbeer to have that level of obsession to denying something that is happening in a piece of fiction like One Piece, he has to have the same level of attachment or just disdain for Zoro that a religious fanatic has for his religion.

I am like 99.999% sure he is trolling, but in that 0.001% chance he isn't...that is beyond crazy.
Then again there are absurdly weird people online so I shouldn't be that surprised.

 

[comrade]

Not sure if Rootbeer is a troll or suffers from brain damage.

 

[Warchief Sanji D Goat]

Rootbeer transcend our understanding.

 

[ShishioIsBack]

Rootbeer transcend our understanding.

No he doesn't
He is just your average reality denier who is stubborn in his denial of reality.
There have been many people throughout history like that and many are in this world right now aka people who believe earth is flat.

So if you are admiring @Rootbeer as someone who is novelty, you need to have better understanding of the world.

With rootbeer we just have our own version of "Someone who believes Earth is Flat"

 

[Peroroncino]

he just thinks advcoc is too cool for a character he hates that's all

 

[Sentinel]

@ShishioIsBack

Bro, how you gotta put up with that? I immediately gave up responding to his posts the very first time I started to engage a discussion with him. Now I just see his threads and posts as pure entertainment and satire.

 

[zenox]

Best to do is ignore peeps like these

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

Rootbeer isn’t a topic that deserves its own thread.