What is a wild animal you are sure you could defeat in a fight 1v1?

eh i wouldn't be so sure. All the "chimp disfigures person" news are weak elderly women. They are strong, but human males on average can probably fuck one up really bad.
Ever read about Travis?

Say this to Charla Nash.

The average citizen aren't body builders and we don't carry knives or clubs around every single day. (Obviously, attacks are rare but when they do occur, you're fucked.)

Our slow twitch muscles are at a disadvantage in general, man or woman, compared to a chimp's muscles.

Try fighting a chimpanzee as an average human male after it goes for your groin and viciously mauls it, giving them extra time to maul your face.

What then?
 
>Humans are versatile beings that can fight off things that are undomesticated and barbaric

Meanwhile, humans:
https://www.theadvertiser.com/story...s-after-slipping-ice-hitting-head/6757584002/

We can slip on a fucking banana peel and die from intracranial pressure lmao

I fell on solid pavement back in 2019 and the back of my head swelled up (luckily externally) to the size of a golf ball and got a CAT scan.
Memory hasn't been the same since. If someone has a brain bleed internally, their survival rate lowers. Brain injuries are beasts:

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/10/entertainment/bob-saget-natasha-richardson-death/index.html

The likelihood of a chimp slamming your head against a solid object rendering you confused and disabled vs you throwing a punch before it can get to you is low. Reaction times can vary which is a major factor in your survival of these types of attacks.

We're extremely fragile and less durable then we imagine. The instances where survival from head injuries and multiple knife wounds are outliers or pure, insane luck. And even then the possible complications from injuries including infection in the aftermath of a brutal attack is high. Even if a chimp or whatever didn't kill you directly, you're still unlikely to win the survival lottery afterwards because it will land you in the hospital. You may even need skin grafts.

Any wounds past the epidermis can and will fuck you up.
 

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>Humans are versatile beings that can fight off things that are undomesticated and barbaric

Meanwhile, humans:
https://www.theadvertiser.com/story...s-after-slipping-ice-hitting-head/6757584002/

We can slip on a fucking banana peel and die from intracranial pressure lmao

I fell on solid pavement back in 2019 and the back of my head swelled up (luckily externally) to the size of a golf ball and got a CAT scan.
Memory hasn't been the same since. If someone has a brain bleed internally, their survival rate lowers. Brain injuries are beasts:

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/10/entertainment/bob-saget-natasha-richardson-death/index.html

The likelihood of a chimp slamming your head against a solid object rendering you confused and disabled vs you throwing a punch before it can get to you is low. Reaction times can vary which is a major factor in your survival of these types of attacks.

We're extremely fragile and less durable then we imagine. The instances where survival from head injuries and multiple knife wounds are outliers or pure, insane luck. And even then the possible complications from injuries including infection in the aftermath of a brutal attack is high. Even if a chimp or whatever didn't kill you directly, you're still unlikely to win the survival lottery afterwards because it will land you in the hospital. You may even need skin grafts.

Any wounds past the epidermis can and will fuck you up.
hey man i listen to alex jones hyping me up and i can take all

 
Pitbulls are definitely overrated, they're only a real threat to children tbh
They're s threat to other dogs. Can kill just about any dog under 180 pounds and sometimes a 200 pound dog. They can kill a grown man too if your not careful. They underrated actually but still a dog. No dog can kill a grey wolf in its prime. Unless it's a cur beta.
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If you think your beating a chimp with no weapons you deserve to be unlisted from life lmao.

Though I carry a gun so I'm clearing the list.
 
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