I'm trying to understand the dynamics you guys are putting together. Like which one of Sanji's opponents are like Jesus? Outside of the movies. Has Nami ever fought with a man in a major arc or even like ever. Did yall notice Brooke and laffite have the exact same profile...
What would the scene be like if Brooke fought vasco shoti??
Vasco shot: I like to drink
Brooke: I use to be the captain of a battleship convoy before becoming a pirate.
Vasco: ah interesting you had a career before being a pirate? Literally nobody in our respective crews has accomplished that except for laffite of course.
Brooke: oh you mean the guy who killed our navigator after 4 seconds of close quarters combat. Yeah she's never fought a man since I've known her I don't know why today she... anyway ungaurd you fiend.
Vasco: no ill set you on fire with my fire breath.
Brooke: um I don't have a flammable body. Also tou can breath fire....?
Vasco: yeah?
Brooke: you know Franky can breath fire right. Do you want to fight him?
Vasco: I can't because he's fighting a man the size of a mountain. Though when I think about it that fight should be over because A Wolfe has either sat on and killed Franky, thrown his mech suit halfway across the ocean or Franky shot him in the face with a laser. There's literally no other way those two can fight. The size difference is way to big.
Brooke: yeah Franky doesn't dodge attacks because hes kinda tanky being metal and all. But yeah he uses Cola the same way you use alcohol. I think in his intro arc he was like against alcoholism or something.
Vasco: what about her?
Brooke: oh that's Robin coming over to help me. Catarina Devon being a normal human of relative speed and strenght. Robin just broke he neck as soon as they started. It was kind of a dumb match up.
Vasco: I wonder if her abilities that supposedly transcend strenght could beat a giant like suan Juan Wolfe.
Brooke: she can grow kinda giant herself but that's beside the point we will never know. I mean it would do justice to her character and maintain her original theme. She's only had two fights on the crew. But it's better she fights a woman who has nothing in common with her. I would rather have seen nami take that dub because she's as sly as a fox and catarina is well a fox. Nami also has mutiple coverpages with foxes in them. But what ever.
Vasco: I don't know if we're losing or winning but your cook just ran half way across the island and kick our helmsman asshole into the next island over. There seems to be a giant speed gap between them I feel like we should have been warned about that.
Brooke: well he is a prince
Vasco: oh crazy did you know avalro was a king... nothing auspicious about that.
Brooke : it's better that way because Zoro fought a golem man that could turn part of an island into his body. Avalro doing that with an entire island would just fan the flames on that rivalry.
Vasco: that's not really oda's style. Anyway let's continue fighting. Oh wait that Fishman is fighting avalro. Doesn't he use like shockwaves..Shockwave...
Brooke: if your going to say he should have fight Jesus because he uses sound waves don't mention it because I thought the same thing.
Vasco: if this happens again, this fight let's arrange it like this. Luffy's four main crewmates his commanders so to speak. Sanji, zoro, Jenbe and Usopp hopefully will fight the first 4 ships. Jenbe vs Jesus, zoro vs shiryuu Sanji vs avalro and usopp vs vanauger