You're saner than him but that's still crazy.
Also:
- Luffy broke free of Parasite, how he actually achieved it is open to interpretation. However, breaking free by brute strength is more likely than "changing the shape of the body somehow breaks something that was attached to the body... that can't be broken through strength".
- Crocodile wasn't nerfed against Luffy, at all. He was literally the same as in the two previous encounters.
- When exactly was Luffy nerfed in Water 7?
Too many headcanons.