Controversial Warback Trial

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

You think we make enough money to keep the lights on, pay taxes, pay for our supplies, pay our employees, ours lawyers and hire a hitman?

The hell?

We're supposed to be paid???

Found the next trial.

 

[Rambles]

Why would an honest business not pay their taxes?

You tell me!

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

You tell me!

You tell me!

What are you insinuating here?

 

[Sir Yasheen]

The hell?

We're supposed to be paid???

Found the next trial.

Furries aren’t people. and trust me every person at this business gets paid

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

Furries aren’t people. and trust me every person at this business gets paid

...Pay me in catnip.

Wait, really? You mean I'm no longer human because I'm a furry???

Whoooo! Good riddance humanity, shittiest species on the planet earth! I now identify as a Groundhog, wish I knew it was this easy years ago.

Do you have the be human to serve on this jury? Uh oh...

 

[Sir Yasheen]

...Pay me in catnip.

Wait, really? You mean I'm no longer human because I'm a furry???

Whoooo! Good riddance humanity, shittiest species on the planet earth! I now identify as a Groundhog, wish I knew it was this easy years ago.

Do you have the be human to serve on this jury? Uh oh...

Don’t worry this is a worst Gen trial. Literally anyone can serve

 

[AL sama]

@Mr. Reloaded did the suspect register to defend themself??

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

@Mr. Reloaded did the suspect register to defend themself??

He didn't no.

 

[AL sama]

He didn't no.

Objection your honor, what is the relevance of this witness?

Your honor @Pot Goblin let the court records note that exhbit F shows that @Mr. Reloaded stated that he had loved a 3rd party for 10 years and considered @Mrs. Reloaded mentally unwell.

then the court is fining them for these

he will be put behind bars if he tries something similar again

 

[Warback]

then the court is fining them for these

he will be put behind bars if he tries something similar again

Your honor Mr. Reloaded is lying i said i would represent myself ocasionaly and i asked judge @Pot Goblin to represent myself whilst my lawyer @Rambles was not present, and he agreed.

 

[Devilbat]

[USER=26957]@Devilbat Can I have a moon cake?

Sure, here have some complementary tea as well!

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Your honor Mr. Reloaded is lying i said i would represent myself ocasionaly and i asked judge @Pot Goblin to represent myself whilst my lawyer @Rambles was not present, and he agreed.

When did this happen? I probably just forgot lol

 

[AL sama]

Your honor Mr. Reloaded is lying i said i would represent myself ocasionaly and i asked judge @Pot Goblin to represent myself whilst my lawyer @Rambles was not present, and he agreed.

Judge: @Pot Goblin

Chief Justice: @AL sama

Prosecution:
@Yoho

Defense:
@Rambles
@Logiko

Jury:
@Sir Yasheen
@Devilbat
@Warchief Sanji D Goat
@Etzel Andergast
@Kerkovian
@CoC: Color of Clowns
@Bisoromi Bear
@Bepo D. Bear
@DarkestKnightofSpoilers
@Jaguark101

Witness:
@Rej
@Tyki_Mikk

Clerk:
@Mr. Reloaded

Bailiff:
@Cruxroux

Please allow the judge to make the first post.

 

[Warback]

Your honor i'd like to represent myself pro se and cross-examine the witness. @Pot Goblin

Very well fella, it is your right after all
I'd like to remind you that you can tag out at anytime

 

[Logiko]

You honor, I would like the court to note that the lack of registration of my client on the list of the defense is completely falling under the responsibility of clerk @Mr. Reloaded and that my client had indeed filled a demand to represent themself. Demand that was granted by @Pot Goblin as you can see here:

Very well fella, it is your right after all
I'd like to remind you that you can tag out at anytime

I demand the restauration of the honor of my client.

 

[Warback]

You honor, I would like the court to note that the lack of registration of my client on the list of the defense is completely falling under the responsibility of clerk @Mr. Reloaded and that my client had indeed filled a demand to represent themself. Demand that was granted by @Pot Goblin as you can see here:




I demand the honor of my client here to be restored

The clerk and the main witness are the same person, there's random naked people running around and jury members ask questions, but the buck stops at me representing myself for 3 hours yesterday.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

It's been updated.

The clerk and the main witness are the same person,

I wonder who caused that to happen?

 

[Yoho]

It's been updated.


I wonder who caused that to happen?

The world may never know

 

[Logiko]

@Pot Goblin @AL sama
You honors, now that my client is back, I would like to continue the interrogation of yesterday.

Can we resume the trial ?

 

[Warback]

I think i'd rather go to jail at this point than cotinuing this line of questioning