Yeah, opening with a generalization like "Shonen fans" will surely make you sympathetic to the masses.
Epilogues are not complete stories. They do not need introductions, developments, nor conflict. All they need, surprise, surprise, is a fucking conclusion.
I don't need more than 2 chapters of any story's characters past its conclusion - I don't - and so far, as the magazine has proven, neither do the mangas.
Already with this chapter of MHA, we have gotten fuck-all new important information. The pointless exposition(s) and monologue(s) in this installment could be synthesized into one chapter page. IF, and I'm willing to suspend my negative expectations in case Hori surprises me, even though the entire fucking series has proven otherwise - IF, as I was saying, the following 2/3 chapters do happen to make anything interesting happen, I'll eat my words and renege on the claim that dragged epilogues as anything other than. But until Hori can show anything even remotely interesting that is not a character with a new haircut (by golly, I'm cumming just at the idea that Deku could sport different hair!) or that isn't an edifice being built, yes, me, Diehard Shonen Fan, will keep calling these inked pages waste of trees at best, and diarrhea at worst.
YuYu had the most interesting and genre-dissonant epilogue in the past 30 years of Jump activity, and even that one didn't go past two fucking chapters.
You name-drop JJK just for the lolz of it - whatta bad boy you are. But even the dragged mess that is everyone's mom vs Sukuna - and it's both a drag and a mess of a shitstory at once - well, even that is more interesting than anything Hori has delivered ever since Deku was revealed as the one piece of quirks.
Not all characters are equal.
Not all characters deserve panel-time.
Not even the protagonist deserves panel time if all you can fucking think to make him do is appear in a different hairdo and spew pathetic cliché lines.
No surprise that you can't detect a shit epilogue from a mile ago, if those are all the epilogues you've experienced up-close.
Go to sleep, kiddo.
It's easy to point the finger without connecting the brain first.