This is winning according to Lika cocksuckers:
Good thing your idol got food handed to him. Kizaru didn't need anything and was chilling like 2 pages later.
If you shoot yourself in the head, and the bullet exits your skull and hits someone else, and they're up two minutes later because it turned out the bullet just grazed them, you didn't win the fight mate.
Goofy kills himself via Gear 5, and then his opponent just gets up while the Soy is dead in the dirt. Yeah congrats, you put them down for a minute, but the end result of the fight is that you're fucking dead.