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Awkwardly existing in a world of chaos.
The battle between Dragon's table and Akainu's desk will be beautiful to behold. :feelscryingman:

Epic Battle: Akainu’s Desk vs. Dragon’s Table of Infinite Stalling

Scene:
A stormy battlefield. At the center of it all, two legendary pieces of furniture: Akainu’s Desk, the World’s Strongest Desk, brimming with molten power, and Dragon’s Table of Infinite Stalling, surrounded by an endless vortex of papers, wine bottles, and unfulfilled promises. The sky is dark, with clouds swirling ominously above, awaiting the inevitable clash.
Akainu and Dragon stand behind their mighty objects, locked in a fierce staring contest, their fists clenched, but no one moving. The storm intensifies around them, as if nature itself senses the tension.

Akainu:
(teeth gritted, eyes blazing)
"This ends today, Dragon. No more stalling. No more waiting. Your table of false promises won’t stand against my desk’s justice."
Dragon:
(takes a long, slow sip from his endless wine bottle, looking completely unfazed)
"Ends? You keep saying that, but nothing’s happening. Maybe... you’re the one who’s stalling now."
Akainu:
(veins popping, slamming a fist onto the desk)
"I’m going to bury that smug look under mountains of paperwork! Desk of Justice, show him your might!"

Suddenly, Akainu’s Desk rumbles, rising off the ground as a volcanic aura surges from its surface. Papers D. Work swirl around it like a cyclone of bureaucracy, crackling with the fiery energy of endless naval reports. Lava leaks from the edges, sizzling as it hits the rain-soaked earth.

Dragon:
(smirks, casually swirling his wine)
"Fine, let’s do this. But don’t blame me when my table stalls you for eternity. Table of Infinite Stalling, it’s time."

The Table of Infinite Stalling shudders, glowing with an ethereal green light. The endless scrolls of false promises float upward, creating a barrier of political vagueness and delays. The bottle of wine begins to refill itself even faster, a symbol of Dragon’s eternal ability to postpone everything indefinitely.

The ground between them quakes as the two legendary objects lift off the ground, slowly rising to meet each other in the middle. The desk and table hover above the battlefield, crackling with intense energy.

Akainu:
(pointing dramatically)
"Let’s see you stall this!"

With a deafening boom, the desk and table collide in mid-air, releasing a massive haki clash that splits the skies above. Lightning crackles through the dark clouds as the sheer force of their aura clash sends shockwaves tearing through the battlefield. The skies part, revealing the void of space beyond, and the wind is so intense it blows away entire trees, buildings, and even a few unfortunate Marine ships in the distance.

Akainu:
(eyes burning with fury)
"Justice is absolute! No desk, no table can withstand its weight!"

Dragon:
(takes another calm sip, his cloak flapping violently in the wind)
"All this chaos for what? You’re still just stuck here, waiting for me to do... nothing."

The Desk of Justice pushes forward, molten lava dripping from its edges, scorching the ground below. Papers stack higher and higher, forming an impenetrable fortress of bureaucracy. The Table of Infinite Stalling, however, seems to be in no rush, effortlessly deflecting the paperwork with its aura of endless delay. Each time the desk tries to overwhelm it, the table just... waits.

Akainu:
(fuming, raising his fist)
"You can’t dodge this forever! Desk of Justice, full power!"

The Desk of Justice releases a shockwave of fiery energy, burning through the skies. The force is so intense that a nearby mountain crumbles into ash. But the Table of Infinite Stalling remains untouched, absorbing the blow into its aura of stalling, as if nothing had happened at all. The scrolls of false promises drift lazily around it, like whispers of a future that never arrives.

Dragon:
(smirking, sensing the tension)
"Deadlines won’t save you from the ultimate reality: I can stall indefinitely."

Akainu:
(gritting his teeth, determination shining in his eyes)
"And I can burn everything in my path! Prepare yourself!"

The air thickens as both Desk and Table unleash their most powerful techniques. The Desk of Justice erupts in a storm of fiery papers, while the Table of Infinite Stalling generates a swirling vortex of endless scrolls and wine. The battlefield becomes a whirlwind of color, chaos, and energy, but neither side gives an inch.

Akainu:
(eyes narrowed, pushing his desk forward)
"With the power of justice behind me, I will break your stalling barrier!"
Dragon:
(grinning, pouring more wine)
"And with the power of patience and procrastination, I will ensure you never succeed!"

With a massive haki clash, the desk and table begin to push against each other, both equally matched. A shockwave erupts, splitting the skies, and the winds howl as if the very heavens are torn apart. Each piece of furniture stands firm, neither yielding to the other.

Akainu:
(shouting over the roar of the wind)
"I won’t lose to a glorified table! You think your stalling can hold back the tide of justice?!"

Dragon:
(chuckling)
"Oh, but it can! You just haven’t realized it yet!"

As the two pieces of furniture remain locked in their epic clash, the haki surrounding them pulses in waves, creating a surreal light show in the dark sky. The ground trembles, and the storm rages on, sending debris flying in all directions. The intensity of their auras creates a barrier around them, a battlefield of sheer will and power.

Suddenly, Akainu's Desk and Dragon's Table lurch forward in unison, their energies intertwining in a dazzling display of light. The sheer force of their collision creates a shockwave that ripples through the air, causing the surrounding trees to bend and break.

Akainu:
(gritting his teeth, focused)
"Let’s end this stalemate! Desk of Justice, unleash your fury!"

Dragon:
(raising his glass, laughter in his voice)
"Not today! Table of Infinite Stalling, hold strong!"

The two legendary pieces of furniture unleash their combined energies, a whirlwind of fire and political delay clashing in an explosion of power.

Final Shot:
The battlefield is engulfed in light as Akainu's Desk and Dragon's Table struggle against each other, the storm raging above them, the two legendary forces perfectly matched in an eternal battle of will.
The End... or, perhaps, never the end.


Doesn't help I'm listening to this and it feels fitting somehow! (especially around 2:00):


What’s it like up there?
Do you ever make a move?
How’s it feel up there?
Just get on with it, dude!


If I could see your thoughts right now,
It’d be all ‘wait and see.’
Just throw a punch or scream out loud,
Stop making us suffer, please!


Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody wants to know!
Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody, everybody wants to know!


Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody wants to know!
Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody, everybody wants to know!


We’re just sitting here,
Do you sense our growing dread?
Can you hear the fans all scream?
We’re trapped in this waiting thread!


When you finally fight,
Will the world explode in flames?
Or will you just stand there glaring,
And keep playing these silly games?


Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody wants to know!
Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody, everybody wants to know!


Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody wants to know!
Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody, everybody wants to know!


What’s it like up there?
How’s it feel up there?
What’s it like up there?
How’s it feel up there?


Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody wants to know!
Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody, everybody wants to know!


Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody wants to know!
Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody, everybody wants to know!


Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody wants to know!
Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody, everybody wants to know!


What’s it like to stall?
How's it feel to drawl?
What’s it like to stall?
Just engage in a brawl!

 

Kizaruber Eats

Awkwardly existing in a world of chaos.
Just saying but Brogy and Dorry did this:


Then Kaido and Big Mom did this:


Watch out Loki doing something with will outperform even these both, ALONE.
I think Loki could pose insane physical power...
Loki will show a hakai attack, which gonna be insane op.
A solo haki would be wild! Especially given whatever his DF is and how it can enhance it or make it possible at least ofc!

We had Big Mom doing Dorry and Broggys attack by herself (that feat of theirs is so underrated and maybe hers too) but now imagine Loki doing Hakai solo!?

And add ACoC to this shit too or at least ACoA?! Or both even ofc!

I wouldn't be surprised if with his resolve, size, strength, DF etc, Loki is straight up country destroyer or "world ender"! As he wants to be ofc!

Can't wait for the flood of fanart for him now and again when the anime EVENTUALLY gets to him too lmao!
 

Kizaruber Eats

Awkwardly existing in a world of chaos.

Epic Battle: Akainu’s Desk vs. Dragon’s Table of Infinite Stalling

Scene:
A stormy battlefield. At the center of it all, two legendary pieces of furniture: Akainu’s Desk, the World’s Strongest Desk, brimming with molten power, and Dragon’s Table of Infinite Stalling, surrounded by an endless vortex of papers, wine bottles, and unfulfilled promises. The sky is dark, with clouds swirling ominously above, awaiting the inevitable clash.
Akainu and Dragon stand behind their mighty objects, locked in a fierce staring contest, their fists clenched, but no one moving. The storm intensifies around them, as if nature itself senses the tension.

Akainu:
(teeth gritted, eyes blazing)
"This ends today, Dragon. No more stalling. No more waiting. Your table of false promises won’t stand against my desk’s justice."
Dragon:
(takes a long, slow sip from his endless wine bottle, looking completely unfazed)
"Ends? You keep saying that, but nothing’s happening. Maybe... you’re the one who’s stalling now."
Akainu:
(veins popping, slamming a fist onto the desk)
"I’m going to bury that smug look under mountains of paperwork! Desk of Justice, show him your might!"

Suddenly, Akainu’s Desk rumbles, rising off the ground as a volcanic aura surges from its surface. Papers D. Work swirl around it like a cyclone of bureaucracy, crackling with the fiery energy of endless naval reports. Lava leaks from the edges, sizzling as it hits the rain-soaked earth.

Dragon:
(smirks, casually swirling his wine)
"Fine, let’s do this. But don’t blame me when my table stalls you for eternity. Table of Infinite Stalling, it’s time."

The Table of Infinite Stalling shudders, glowing with an ethereal green light. The endless scrolls of false promises float upward, creating a barrier of political vagueness and delays. The bottle of wine begins to refill itself even faster, a symbol of Dragon’s eternal ability to postpone everything indefinitely.

The ground between them quakes as the two legendary objects lift off the ground, slowly rising to meet each other in the middle. The desk and table hover above the battlefield, crackling with intense energy.

Akainu:
(pointing dramatically)
"Let’s see you stall this!"

With a deafening boom, the desk and table collide in mid-air, releasing a massive haki clash that splits the skies above. Lightning crackles through the dark clouds as the sheer force of their aura clash sends shockwaves tearing through the battlefield. The skies part, revealing the void of space beyond, and the wind is so intense it blows away entire trees, buildings, and even a few unfortunate Marine ships in the distance.

Akainu:
(eyes burning with fury)
"Justice is absolute! No desk, no table can withstand its weight!"

Dragon:
(takes another calm sip, his cloak flapping violently in the wind)
"All this chaos for what? You’re still just stuck here, waiting for me to do... nothing."

The Desk of Justice pushes forward, molten lava dripping from its edges, scorching the ground below. Papers stack higher and higher, forming an impenetrable fortress of bureaucracy. The Table of Infinite Stalling, however, seems to be in no rush, effortlessly deflecting the paperwork with its aura of endless delay. Each time the desk tries to overwhelm it, the table just... waits.

Akainu:
(fuming, raising his fist)
"You can’t dodge this forever! Desk of Justice, full power!"

The Desk of Justice releases a shockwave of fiery energy, burning through the skies. The force is so intense that a nearby mountain crumbles into ash. But the Table of Infinite Stalling remains untouched, absorbing the blow into its aura of stalling, as if nothing had happened at all. The scrolls of false promises drift lazily around it, like whispers of a future that never arrives.

Dragon:
(smirking, sensing the tension)
"Deadlines won’t save you from the ultimate reality: I can stall indefinitely."

Akainu:
(gritting his teeth, determination shining in his eyes)
"And I can burn everything in my path! Prepare yourself!"

The air thickens as both Desk and Table unleash their most powerful techniques. The Desk of Justice erupts in a storm of fiery papers, while the Table of Infinite Stalling generates a swirling vortex of endless scrolls and wine. The battlefield becomes a whirlwind of color, chaos, and energy, but neither side gives an inch.

Akainu:
(eyes narrowed, pushing his desk forward)
"With the power of justice behind me, I will break your stalling barrier!"
Dragon:
(grinning, pouring more wine)
"And with the power of patience and procrastination, I will ensure you never succeed!"

With a massive haki clash, the desk and table begin to push against each other, both equally matched. A shockwave erupts, splitting the skies, and the winds howl as if the very heavens are torn apart. Each piece of furniture stands firm, neither yielding to the other.

Akainu:
(shouting over the roar of the wind)
"I won’t lose to a glorified table! You think your stalling can hold back the tide of justice?!"

Dragon:
(chuckling)
"Oh, but it can! You just haven’t realized it yet!"

As the two pieces of furniture remain locked in their epic clash, the haki surrounding them pulses in waves, creating a surreal light show in the dark sky. The ground trembles, and the storm rages on, sending debris flying in all directions. The intensity of their auras creates a barrier around them, a battlefield of sheer will and power.

Suddenly, Akainu's Desk and Dragon's Table lurch forward in unison, their energies intertwining in a dazzling display of light. The sheer force of their collision creates a shockwave that ripples through the air, causing the surrounding trees to bend and break.

Akainu:
(gritting his teeth, focused)
"Let’s end this stalemate! Desk of Justice, unleash your fury!"

Dragon:
(raising his glass, laughter in his voice)
"Not today! Table of Infinite Stalling, hold strong!"

The two legendary pieces of furniture unleash their combined energies, a whirlwind of fire and political delay clashing in an explosion of power.

Final Shot:
The battlefield is engulfed in light as Akainu's Desk and Dragon's Table struggle against each other, the storm raging above them, the two legendary forces perfectly matched in an eternal battle of will.
The End... or, perhaps, never the end.


Doesn't help I'm listening to this and it feels fitting somehow! (especially around 2:00):


What’s it like up there?
Do you ever make a move?
How’s it feel up there?
Just get on with it, dude!


If I could see your thoughts right now,
It’d be all ‘wait and see.’
Just throw a punch or scream out loud,
Stop making us suffer, please!


Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody wants to know!
Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody, everybody wants to know!


Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody wants to know!
Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody, everybody wants to know!


We’re just sitting here,
Do you sense our growing dread?
Can you hear the fans all scream?
We’re trapped in this waiting thread!


When you finally fight,
Will the world explode in flames?
Or will you just stand there glaring,
And keep playing these silly games?


Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody wants to know!
Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody, everybody wants to know!


Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody wants to know!
Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody, everybody wants to know!


What’s it like up there?
How’s it feel up there?
What’s it like up there?
How’s it feel up there?


Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody wants to know!
Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody, everybody wants to know!


Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody wants to know!
Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody, everybody wants to know!


Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody wants to know!
Your clash will find a better way,
Everybody, everybody wants to know!


What’s it like to stall?
How's it feel to drawl?
What’s it like to stall?
Just engage in a brawl!

Akainu vs Dragon feels like this to think of it lmao!:

 
Kid is possibly in Elbaf, so what do you guys think about an alliance between Kid and Loki? Luffy already has Dorry and Brogy on his side with also others giants like Hajrudin.
Imagine Kid wanting to destroy Shanks(again) but this time with Loki's help? Also Kid don't give a fuck about the giants so he could free Loki and bring the Ragnarok with him.
Also:
- Loki probably don't like Shanks going around Elbaf and putting his flag there
- Kid defeated BM(she tricked Loki into marrying Chiffon)

 
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Kid is possibly in Elbaf, so what do you guys think about an alliance between Kid and Loki? Luffy already has Dorry and Brogy on his side with also others giants like Hajrudin.
Imagine Kid wanting to destroy Shanks(again) but this time with Loki's help? Also Kid don't give a fuck about the giants so he could free Loki and bring the Ragnarok with him.
Also:
- Loki probably don't like Shanks going around Elbaf and putting his flag there
- Kid defeated BM

They will enact the Zero Giants Plan
 

Kizaruber Eats

Awkwardly existing in a world of chaos.
Kid is possibly in Elbaf, so what do you guys think about an alliance between Kid and Loki? Luffy already has Dorry and Brogy on his side with also others giants like Hajrudin.
Imagine Kid wanting to destroy Shanks(again) but this time with Loki's help? Also Kid don't give a fuck about the giants so he could free Loki and bring the Ragnarok with him.
Also:
- Loki probably don't like Shanks going around Elbaf and putting his flag there
- Kid defeated BM


Funnily enough, Loki reminds me of Killer too! This is a great idea, Loki seems to have a similar attitude/personality/motivations to Kidd somewhat, a man who wants to see the world burn and ideally be the one to burn it down too, a vengeful anarchist type. I would really love this!

I like that idea about Loki not liking Shanks putting his flag up and we know Shanks will be sucking up to the Elbaf leaders/royalty and he probably helped lock up Loki and thus punish him too, so this gives Loki reason to hate Shanks too potentially?

:BigW::steef::finally:
 
Kid is possibly in Elbaf, so what do you guys think about an alliance between Kid and Loki? Luffy already has Dorry and Brogy on his side with also others giants like Hajrudin.
Imagine Kid wanting to destroy Shanks(again) but this time with Loki's help? Also Kid don't give a fuck about the giants so he could free Loki and bring the Ragnarok with him.
Also:
- Loki probably don't like Shanks going around Elbaf and putting his flag there
- Kid defeated BM

What do you Kid fans think? @Jika @Pantheos
 

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