Versus Battle Presidential Punchout!!! Choose thy Chief!

[Bisoromi Bear]

Politics is unfair and so am I.

As such, President Polio loses to Big Bill but he puts up a surprising amount of resistance in the polls.

Spoiler: Round 2 results.

Unfortunately there are no consolation prizes in the electoral college. Moving on to the next round.

Round 3:

Calvin Coolidge

Spoiler

Stats:
Age - 51
Height - 5 ft 10 in
Weight - 156 lb / 71 kg

vs

Jimmy Carter

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Stats:
Age - 52
Height - 5 ft 9 1/2 in
Weight - 177 lb / 80 kg

Will Cool Calvin overcome Farmer Carter? Or will the latter be too tough a nut to crack?

Vote now!

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Can you stop tagging me in this?

 

[Owl Ki]

Spoiler: Round 3 results.

The results are in. Calvin lost his cool and needs a clean pair of Klein after being straight up ploughed by Farmer Carter, who proves that he is certainly packing more than a pair of peanuts for this competition.

Now we go onwards to our first Republican rumble!

Round 3:

Gerald Ford

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Age - 61
Height - 6 ft
Weight - 190 lb / 86 kg

vs

George Bush

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Age - 54
Height - 5 ft 11 1/2 in
Weight - 186 lb / 84 kg

Will Gerald beat the Bush or will George wade through the Ford to victory? Vote to find out!

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[TheKnightOfTheSea]

Ford could have played in the nfl

 

[Peroroncino]

bush couldn't even beat homer simpson, ford takes this

 

[Daniel]

Ford played for NCAA Division 1 Football in his college days so he probably (even at an advanced age) knows how to strength train properly.

 

[Yoho]

🤧 No H.W Bush?

 

[Elder Lee Hung]

“Mr. President, he’s an ex-collegiate football player who had NFL prospects”

 

[Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier]

Spoiler: Round 3 results.

The results are in. Calvin lost his cool and needs a clean pair of Klein after being straight up ploughed by Farmer Carter, who proves that he is certainly packing more than a pair of peanuts for this competition.

Now we go onwards to our first Republican rumble!

Round 3:

Gerald Ford

Spoiler

Age - 61
Height - 6 ft
Weight - 190 lb / 86 kg

vs

George Bush

Spoiler

Age - 54
Height - 5 ft 11 1/2 in
Weight - 186 lb / 84 kg

Will Gerald beat the Bush or will George wade through the Ford to victory? Vote to find out!

Tags:
@Daniel @Blackbeard @SakazOuki @Peroroncino @TheKnightOfTheSea @God Buggy @Shanks @Elder Lee Hung @Kizaruber Eats @CoC: Color of Clowns @Yoho @moreha9685 @Mr. Reloaded @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier @Akai2 @NikaInParis @Alexis2282AE @Kurozumi Wiwi @MonochromeYoru @Germinator

Election observers : @AL sama @Natalija @Pot Goblin @Tyki_Mikk @RayanOO @TheAncientCenturion

Ford wins by aura alone

 

[Alexis2282AE]

Ford was a boxer and served as head boxing coach at both Yale and in the U.S. Navy. During World War II (1942-1945), he held the rank of Lieutenant Commander in the United States Naval Reserve and saw combat aboard the USS Monterey.

Ford takes this low diff.

 

[SakazOuki]

George Douche the kind of person who can only sleep with the lights on

 

[Owl Ki]

🤧 No H.W Bush?

Fear not. Bush senior will make his debut in the next bracket of the tournament.

At that point Bill had been married to Hillary for two decades, I can only imagine how that turns man into beast
Bill Clinton low diff

It is in the public interest that the general populace must know what positions Bill was doing Hillary in because if he was performing a standing full nelson on her then he just might be Top Tier.

 

[RayanOO]

Bush COO too strong

 

[Pot Goblin]

Ez pick

 

[Owl Ki]

Spoiler: Round 4 results.

Gerald didn't beat about the Bush when it came to whooping George's arse. George failed to hold the Ford and with the chances of the former in flames, Gerald leaves behind a burning Bush.

To another Republican rumble!

Round 5:

Dwight D. Eisenhower

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Age - 62
Height - 5 ft 10 1/2 in
Weight - 172 lb / 78 kg

vs

Richard Nixon

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Age - 56
Height - 5 ft 11 1/2 in
Weight - 175 lb / 79 kg

Will All Dwight's might gatekeep Nixon's chances? Or will Tricky Dicky give Eisenhower the slip? Vote now to find out!

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[Peroroncino]

Monkey D. Eisenhower may look like a manlet but this man was a commander he's got this one in the bag.

 

[RayanOO]

 

[moreha9685]

This thread got me so many lolz this week

 

[Alexis2282AE]

During WWII, Dwight was appointed Commander of U.S. forces in the European Theater and later served as Supreme Allied Commander of the Allied Expeditionary Force (1943-1945). He's got this.

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

Eisenhower would rip Nixon's turkey-ass chin off his face with one hand.

 

[MonochromeYoru]

Eisenhower negs the verse