Versus Battle Presidential Punchout!!! Choose thy Chief!

Who wins?

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Owl Ki

Owl Ki

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#21
#21
With 80% of the vote, rough Taft proceeds forward to tangle with Truman after blowing through B.J. :funky:

Also :bignews:, the Wrestling Lobby has successfully bribed, I mean convinced :afrokappa: the Presidential Punchout committee that in light of multiple presidents being accomplished wrestling athletes, Rule 2 shall henceforth be changed so that Matchups follow UFC MMA rules instead of USA Boxing rules. :sanmoji:

Would this tournament truly be a presidential affair if there was no backroom deals? :catpole:

On with the show! :fransuper:

Round 2:

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Stats:
Age - 51
Height - 6 ft 2 in
Weight - 190 lb / 86 kg

vs

Bill Clinton

Stats:
Age - 46
Height - 6 ft 2 1/2 in
Weight - 223 lb / 101 kg

Will Roosevelt honour the family name or will Bill go down to town on the Franklin D? :saturn:

Vote now for who you think wins! :kata:

Aight, I'mma try editing the poll now. First try ever at doing it. :catsweat:

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Kizaruber Eats

Kizaruber Eats

what even is this series anymore?
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#22
#22
Owl Ki said:
With 80% of the vote, rough Taft proceeds forward to tangle with Truman after blowing through B.J. :funky:

Also :bignews:, the Wrestling Lobby has successfully bribed, I mean convinced:afrokappa: the Presidential Punchout committee that in light of multiple presidents being accomplished wrestling athletes, Rule 2 shall henceforth be changed so that Matchups follow UFC MMA rules instead of USA Boxing rules. :sanmoji:

Would this tournament truly be a presidential affair if there was no backroom deals? :catpole:

On with the show! :fransuper:

Round 2:

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Stats:
Age - 51
Height - 6 ft 2 in
Weight - 190 lb / 86 kg

vs

Bill Clinton

Stats:
Age - 46
Height - 6 ft 2 1/2 in
Weight - 223 lb / 101 kg

Will Roosevelt honour the family name or will Bill go down to town on the Franklin D? :saturn:

Vote now for who you think wins! :kata:

Aight, I'mma try editing the poll now. First try ever at doing it. :catsweat:

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Tag worked for me
 
Pot Goblin

Pot Goblin

Heisenbunny
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#26
#26
Owl Ki said:
With 80% of the vote, rough Taft proceeds forward to tangle with Truman after blowing through B.J. :funky:

Also :bignews:, the Wrestling Lobby has successfully bribed, I mean convinced:afrokappa: the Presidential Punchout committee that in light of multiple presidents being accomplished wrestling athletes, Rule 2 shall henceforth be changed so that Matchups follow UFC MMA rules instead of USA Boxing rules. :sanmoji:

Would this tournament truly be a presidential affair if there was no backroom deals? :catpole:

On with the show! :fransuper:

Round 2:

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Stats:
Age - 51
Height - 6 ft 2 in
Weight - 190 lb / 86 kg

vs

Bill Clinton

Stats:
Age - 46
Height - 6 ft 2 1/2 in
Weight - 223 lb / 101 kg

Will Roosevelt honour the family name or will Bill go down to town on the Franklin D? :saturn:

Vote now for who you think wins! :kata:

Aight, I'mma try editing the poll now. First try ever at doing it. :catsweat:

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Clinton thinks he has it in the bag until FDR pulls this
:snoopy:
 
God Buggy

God Buggy

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#33
#33
@Owl Ki

I'm going to leave this as my final answer to this whole tourney (which is Teddy Roosevelt). Except for the pic of a laughing Rooselvelt missing, this below is a copy paste from an answer I had read from another site:

Theodore Roosevelt was a 250 pound mountain of self-made muscle who gave a speech, got shot into the chest and, spitting out blood with a smile, told the alarmed crowd: “It takes more than that to kill a bull moose!” He then proceeded to give his speech anyway as if nothing had happened. It’s the type of scene that would make people roll their eyes in an anime series and say: “Gee, those Japanese cartoons sure are over-the-top bombastic and unbelievable!”

When Theodore Roosevelt was born, he was weak and sickly. Doctors said he’d surely die. His father believed otherwise. As soon as his son was old enough to understand, he told him: “God gave you a strong mind, but not a strong body. So you must build that body yourself.” He nodded and internalized that message. Started a fitness regimen of insane intensity, including calisthenics and bodyweight exercises. He climbed mountains. Fought in multiple wars. Knocked down several men at a time in bar fights, and rode horses and trekked through the roughest of terrain. His band of men was called “the Rough Riders”. About as close as a 19th century politician could be to being in a biker gang…

When Theodore Roosevelt was nearly assassinated he survived with a bullet lodged in his chest for the rest of his life. It did not, in any way, shape or form, slow the man down. His very first concern, after telling the crowd he was fine, was for the would-be assassin — he told police not to rough him up too bad. If the shooter had merely nicked his ear, Roosevelt would probably have asked him to come up close and said: “Mediocre! Come, have another go!”

Other picks might be as valid, I don't really know. Please, proceed with the rounds as stipulated. Lol.
 
Owl Ki

Owl Ki

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#34
#34
Elder Lee Hung said:
FDR literally had Polio lmfao

Clinton bodies with ease
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Politics is unfair and so am I. :blobevil:

As such, President Polio loses to Big Bill but he puts up a surprising amount of resistance in the polls. :risicheck:
Unfortunately there are no consolation prizes in the electoral college. Moving on to the next round. :sadgrin:

Round 3:

Calvin Coolidge

Stats:
Age - 51
Height - 5 ft 10 in
Weight - 156 lb / 71 kg

vs

Jimmy Carter

Stats:
Age - 52
Height - 5 ft 9 1/2 in
Weight - 177 lb / 80 kg

Will Cool Calvin overcome Farmer Carter? Or will the latter be too tough a nut to crack? :madmonk:

Vote now! :fransuper:

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