Controversial Rumble’s Revenge On Democracy: WorstGen ASOIAF 2v2 Fighting Tournament
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Cregan has as much of a shot at bullying Daemon Blackfyre as Bananji has at bullying Kanmei. Lol
I’m going to quote from the wiki:
In 258 AC, Maelys gathered with eight other outlaws, exiles and sellsword captains beneath the Tree of Crowns in the Disputed Lands in Essos. There, they formed an alliance called the Band of Nine, promising to aid each other in carving out a kingdom for each member. The Band of Nine pledged to help Maelys in conquering the Seven Kingdoms.[6] While it was generally believed that the Band of Nine would founder in Essos,[6][1] they managed to sack and take Tyrosh, and seize the Stepstones, which made them a real threat to Westeros. Maelys declared himself to be King Maelys I Blackfyre.[1]
Now I’m going to ask you this:
Aside from swearing subservience to Robb from a wolf biting his fingers off, what evidence do we have that Greatjon even has a brain?
“Not a poet” you say lmfao. Maelys formed the Ninepenny King alliance while Greatjon swore his subservience to a kid with a Wolf.
Now we have to powerscale killing a horse with a punch and tearing a man’s head off to biting a guys ear off lmfao.
Sellsowrds allied with a has been noble house due to promise of plunder and riches. Great gotcha moment I gotta admit.
Face it, Maelys' biggest feats amount to literal retard strength - punching an animal and ripping off someone's head. Both targets that were his servants and thus offered no opposition. I'd wager that the smaller head houses the bigger brain out of the two.
Ultimately, the Blackfyres take this round. Much as I stan the Northern Nutjobs
Daemon Blackfyre defeats Cregan after a hard fought match. As big as Cregan's hype is, Daemon's (especially with Blackfyre in hand) surpasses it. Gotta bet on him.
Meleys vs Greatjon, I don't know on who I bet on. Either one has a good chance to win.
But yeah, the Blackfyres advance.
Daemon Blackfyre defeats Cregan after a hard fought match. As big as Cregan's hype is, Daemon's (especially with Blackfyre in hand) surpasses it. Gotta bet on him.
Meleys vs Greatjon, I don't know on who I bet on. Either one has a good chance to win.
But yeah, the Blackfyres advance.
You said Greatjon was smarter than Maelys. Don’t dodge the question now lmfao. Explain how forming a mercenary army of Nine Kings that became a threat to Westeros itself is an inferior intelligence feat to capitulating to a wolf bite.
You’re right, clearly Maelys has nothing on the genius of the POET Greatjon. Maelys cannot even FATHOM the genius of being bitten by a wolf.
BRUH look at the guy you are defending
You’re right, clearly Maelys has nothing on the genius of the POET Greatjon. Maelys cannot even FATHOM the genius of being bitten by a wolf.
BRUH look at the guy you are defending
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Barristan is a freaking legend. That whole war going on, and at last this young knight cuts for himself a bloody path and reaches Meleys, slaying him and ending everything.
Jaime cutting for himself a path against Robb Stark, and damn nearly getting him if not for his sword getting stuck in a spinal column gives the same "vibe".
@Elder Lee Hung Probably a good amount of Kingsguards wouldn't have been able to slay Meleys. Selmy is a freaking monster.
Jaime cutting for himself a path against Robb Stark, and damn nearly getting him if not for his sword getting stuck in a spinal column gives the same "vibe".
@Elder Lee Hung Probably a good amount of Kingsguards wouldn't have been able to slay Meleys. Selmy is a freaking monster.
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Unlike cumquat Dayne, Barristan has real feats. Barristan was a true unit in his prime. I think only the best Kingsguard can kill Maelys. Barristan, Ryam, maybe Duncan, the Dragon Knight, Dayne, maybe Gerold, Jaime, etc…
…Shit! I exposed my weakness!
UHHH I mean Barristan got lucky!!! He and Dayne can’t slay Maelys!!! Blackfyre Behemoths for the win!!!
…Shit! I exposed my weakness!
UHHH I mean Barristan got lucky!!! He and Dayne can’t slay Maelys!!! Blackfyre Behemoths for the win!!!
Also @NikaInParis the wiki says this:
Maelys grew up in exile in Essos, and eventually became a kinslayer deliberately, when he fought his own cousin, Daemon, for command of the Golden Company. Maelys killed Daemon's destrier with a single punch, and then twisted Daemon's head until he tore it from his shoulders.
So it would seem to me that Maelys actually did defeat his cousin for control of the Golden Company, and he didn’t just do this at a party or something lol. They were actually engaged in a fight which Maelys won.
Again I’m not saying Maelys is smart, I’m saying the notion that he is a braindead chimp compared to the intellectual Greatjon Umber is just not even close to accurate lol.
Maelys grew up in exile in Essos, and eventually became a kinslayer deliberately, when he fought his own cousin, Daemon, for command of the Golden Company. Maelys killed Daemon's destrier with a single punch, and then twisted Daemon's head until he tore it from his shoulders.
So it would seem to me that Maelys actually did defeat his cousin for control of the Golden Company, and he didn’t just do this at a party or something lol. They were actually engaged in a fight which Maelys won.
Again I’m not saying Maelys is smart, I’m saying the notion that he is a braindead chimp compared to the intellectual Greatjon Umber is just not even close to accurate lol.
FASTEN UP BOIS ITS GOING TO BE A BUMPY ONE!!!
Winners Semi-Finals, Round 2
The Targaryen Titans
Maegor Targaryen, “The Cruel”
Aemon Targaryen, “The Dragon Knight”
VERSUS
Kingsguard Pride
Ser Arthur Dayne, “The Sword of the Morning”
Ser Barristan the Bold
WHO WINS AND WHY????
@God Buggy @Cruxroux @NikaInParis @SakazOuki @RayanOO @TheAncientCenturion @TheKnightOfTheSea @Rumble @Bullet @KingOnizam @Alexis2282AE @Daniel @Dragon777
Winners Semi-Finals, Round 2
The Targaryen Titans
Maegor Targaryen, “The Cruel”
Aemon Targaryen, “The Dragon Knight”
VERSUS
Kingsguard Pride
Ser Arthur Dayne, “The Sword of the Morning”
Ser Barristan the Bold
WHO WINS AND WHY????
@God Buggy @Cruxroux @NikaInParis @SakazOuki @RayanOO @TheAncientCenturion @TheKnightOfTheSea @Rumble @Bullet @KingOnizam @Alexis2282AE @Daniel @Dragon777
