Versus Battle Presidential Punchout!!! Choose thy Chief!
- Thread starter Owl Ki
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This isn't weird historical BS, either.
This is all documented, Teddy was THE DUDE, man.
Man pulled up to Cuba half-blind on horseback because he thought the war was so stupid he wanted it to end it as soon as possible.
Theodore Roosevelts work on the National Parks is by far some of the best work a president has done to protect the country's future.
Teddy was the Man. True American Hero.
This is all documented, Teddy was THE DUDE, man.
Man pulled up to Cuba half-blind on horseback because he thought the war was so stupid he wanted it to end it as soon as possible.
Theodore Roosevelts work on the National Parks is by far some of the best work a president has done to protect the country's future.
Teddy was the Man. True American Hero.
Meanwhile in Block B, Jimmy claims another head as Big Bill's mastery of the hoe was ultimately no match for Farmer Carter. 👨🌾
In Block A, the time has now come for the return of the king as Kennedy has reappeared in order to seek his next fight after solo demolishing the 2024 Democrat leadership. Chat GPT and its minions didn't stand a chance.
Now we see who dares to challenge King Kennedy?!
Round 11:
John F. Kennedy
Stats:
Age - 43
Height - 6 ft 1 in
Weight - 175 lb / 79 kg
vs
Theodore Roosevelt
Stats:
Age - 42
Height - 5ft 10 in
Weight - 237 lb / 107.5 kg
Well Mr Kennedy, the Presidential Punchout committee would like to sincerely thank you for participating in this competition and we genuinely hope that Teddy doesn't hurt you too badly.
Stats:
Age - 43
Height - 6 ft 1 in
Weight - 175 lb / 79 kg
vs
Theodore Roosevelt
Stats:
Age - 42
Height - 5ft 10 in
Weight - 237 lb / 107.5 kg
Well Mr Kennedy, the Presidential Punchout committee would like to sincerely thank you for participating in this competition and we genuinely hope that Teddy doesn't hurt you too badly.
Ronald Reagan
Stats:
Age - 69
Height - 6 ft 1 in
Weight - 180 lb / 82 kg
vs
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Stats:
Age - 62
Height - 5 ft 10 1/2 in
Weight - 172 lb / 78 kg
In the second block, we have a battle of the golden oldies as Eisenhower and Reagan go toe to toe to settle who is the greatest geriatric. 💪👴
Stats:
Age - 69
Height - 6 ft 1 in
Weight - 180 lb / 82 kg
vs
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Stats:
Age - 62
Height - 5 ft 10 1/2 in
Weight - 172 lb / 78 kg
In the second block, we have a battle of the golden oldies as Eisenhower and Reagan go toe to toe to settle who is the greatest geriatric. 💪👴
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Reagan suffered a collapsed lung from a bullet that stopped and inch away from his heart and walked into a hospital from his limousine under his own power before his knees buckled. I think the only president in the competition beating that feat is Theodore taking a bullet to the chest, criticising the assassin's aim and finishing his speech before accepting treatment.
