Versus Battle Presidential Punchout!!! Choose thy Chief!
- Thread starter Owl Ki
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This isn't weird historical BS, either.
This is all documented, Teddy was THE DUDE, man.
Man pulled up to Cuba half-blind on horseback because he thought the war was so stupid he wanted it to end it as soon as possible.
Theodore Roosevelts work on the National Parks is by far some of the best work a president has done to protect the country's future.
Teddy was the Man. True American Hero.
This is all documented, Teddy was THE DUDE, man.
Man pulled up to Cuba half-blind on horseback because he thought the war was so stupid he wanted it to end it as soon as possible.
Theodore Roosevelts work on the National Parks is by far some of the best work a president has done to protect the country's future.
Teddy was the Man. True American Hero.
Meanwhile in Block B, Jimmy claims another head as Big Bill's mastery of the hoe was ultimately no match for Farmer Carter. 👨🌾
In Block A, the time has now come for the return of the king as Kennedy has reappeared in order to seek his next fight after solo demolishing the 2024 Democrat leadership. Chat GPT and its minions didn't stand a chance.
Now we see who dares to challenge King Kennedy?!
Round 11:
John F. Kennedy
Stats:
Age - 43
Height - 6 ft 1 in
Weight - 175 lb / 79 kg
vs
Theodore Roosevelt
Stats:
Age - 42
Height - 5ft 10 in
Weight - 237 lb / 107.5 kg
Well Mr Kennedy, the Presidential Punchout committee would like to sincerely thank you for participating in this competition and we genuinely hope that Teddy doesn't hurt you too badly.
Stats:
Age - 43
Height - 6 ft 1 in
Weight - 175 lb / 79 kg
vs
Theodore Roosevelt
Stats:
Age - 42
Height - 5ft 10 in
Weight - 237 lb / 107.5 kg
Well Mr Kennedy, the Presidential Punchout committee would like to sincerely thank you for participating in this competition and we genuinely hope that Teddy doesn't hurt you too badly.
Ronald Reagan
Stats:
Age - 69
Height - 6 ft 1 in
Weight - 180 lb / 82 kg
vs
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Stats:
Age - 62
Height - 5 ft 10 1/2 in
Weight - 172 lb / 78 kg
In the second block, we have a battle of the golden oldies as Eisenhower and Reagan go toe to toe to settle who is the greatest geriatric. 💪👴
Stats:
Age - 69
Height - 6 ft 1 in
Weight - 180 lb / 82 kg
vs
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Stats:
Age - 62
Height - 5 ft 10 1/2 in
Weight - 172 lb / 78 kg
In the second block, we have a battle of the golden oldies as Eisenhower and Reagan go toe to toe to settle who is the greatest geriatric. 💪👴
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Reagan suffered a collapsed lung from a bullet that stopped and inch away from his heart and walked into a hospital from his limousine under his own power before his knees buckled. I think the only president in the competition beating that feat is Theodore taking a bullet to the chest, criticising the assassin's aim and finishing his speech before accepting treatment.
Speaking of semi-finals, they're finally here.
The four fighters that find themselves here will compete in one more round. A loser's round to determine who gets 3rd place and a victor's round to determine 2nd and 1st place.
On with the show.
Round 13:
Jimmy Carter
Stats:
Age - 52
Height - 5 ft 9 1/2 in
Weight - 177 lb / 80 kg
vs
William Howard Taft
Stats:
Age - 51
Height - 5 ft 11 1/2 in
Weight - 332 lb / 150.57 kg
Farmer Carter has beaten foes larger than himself before but none as large as Titan Taft. Will Taft's sheer mass and high ranked competitive wrestling experience have him crush yet another opponent? Or will Jimmy stand firm and fell this goliath?
Stats:
Age - 52
Height - 5 ft 9 1/2 in
Weight - 177 lb / 80 kg
vs
William Howard Taft
Stats:
Age - 51
Height - 5 ft 11 1/2 in
Weight - 332 lb / 150.57 kg
Farmer Carter has beaten foes larger than himself before but none as large as Titan Taft. Will Taft's sheer mass and high ranked competitive wrestling experience have him crush yet another opponent? Or will Jimmy stand firm and fell this goliath?
Theodore Roosevelt
Stats:
Age - 42
Height - 5ft 10 in
Weight - 237 lb / 107.5 kg
vs
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Stats:
Age - 62
Height - 5 ft 10 1/2 in
Weight - 172 lb / 78 kg
All Dwight's greatest obstacle has appeared before him. Will Theodore crush even the Will of D? Or will Eisenhower pull off one last victory?
Stats:
Age - 42
Height - 5ft 10 in
Weight - 237 lb / 107.5 kg
vs
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Stats:
Age - 62
Height - 5 ft 10 1/2 in
Weight - 172 lb / 78 kg
All Dwight's greatest obstacle has appeared before him. Will Theodore crush even the Will of D? Or will Eisenhower pull off one last victory?
Tags: @Daniel @Blackbeard @Elder Lee Hung @SakazOuki @TheKnightOfTheSea @God Buggy @Shanks @NikaInParis @Akai2 @Mr. Reloaded @Kizaruber Eats @CoC: Color of Clowns @MonochromeYoru @moreha9685 @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier @Germinator @Yoho @Alexis2282AE @Poorsalino Cooker @Kurozumi Wiwi @Bullet @EmperorKinyagi @Peroroncino @PeronaNerona
Election observers: @AL sama @Natalija @Pot Goblin @RayanOO @TheAncientCenturion
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Speaking of semi-finals, they're finally here.
The four fighters that find themselves here will compete in one more round. A loser's round to determine who gets 3rd place and a victor's round to determine 2nd and 1st place.
On with the show.
Round 13:
Jimmy Carter
Stats:
Age - 52
Height - 5 ft 9 1/2 in
Weight - 177 lb / 80 kg
vs
William Howard Taft
Stats:
Age - 51
Height - 5 ft 11 1/2 in
Weight - 332 lb / 150.57 kg
Farmer Carter has beaten foes larger than himself before but none as large as Titan Taft. Will Taft's sheer mass and high ranked competitive wrestling experience have him crush yet another opponent? Or will Jimmy stand firm and fell this goliath?
Stats:
Age - 52
Height - 5 ft 9 1/2 in
Weight - 177 lb / 80 kg
vs
William Howard Taft
Stats:
Age - 51
Height - 5 ft 11 1/2 in
Weight - 332 lb / 150.57 kg
Farmer Carter has beaten foes larger than himself before but none as large as Titan Taft. Will Taft's sheer mass and high ranked competitive wrestling experience have him crush yet another opponent? Or will Jimmy stand firm and fell this goliath?
Theodore Roosevelt
Stats:
Age - 42
Height - 5ft 10 in
Weight - 237 lb / 107.5 kg
vs
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Stats:
Age - 62
Height - 5 ft 10 1/2 in
Weight - 172 lb / 78 kg
All Dwight's greatest obstacle has appeared before him. Will Theodore crush even the Will of D? Or will Eisenhower pull off one last victory?
Stats:
Age - 42
Height - 5ft 10 in
Weight - 237 lb / 107.5 kg
vs
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Stats:
Age - 62
Height - 5 ft 10 1/2 in
Weight - 172 lb / 78 kg
All Dwight's greatest obstacle has appeared before him. Will Theodore crush even the Will of D? Or will Eisenhower pull off one last victory?
Tags: @Daniel @Blackbeard @Elder Lee Hung @SakazOuki @TheKnightOfTheSea @God Buggy @Shanks @NikaInParis @Akai2 @Mr. Reloaded @Kizaruber Eats @CoC: Color of Clowns @MonochromeYoru @moreha9685 @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier @Germinator @Yoho @Alexis2282AE @Poorsalino Cooker @Kurozumi Wiwi @Bullet @EmperorKinyagi @Peroroncino @PeronaNerona
Election observers: @AL sama @Natalija @Pot Goblin @RayanOO @TheAncientCenturion
Aight.
Re-tags for semi-finals:
@Daniel @Elder Lee Hung @SakazOuki @Blackbeard @God Buggy @Mr. Reloaded @Shanks @MonochromeYoru @TheKnightOfTheSea @Kizaruber Eats @CoC: Color of Clowns @Poorsalino Cooker @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier @Natalija @RayanOO @Pot Goblin @TheAncientCenturion
While Teddy claims another clean sweep victory, Ronald's Rea-guns 💪 couldn't overcome the might of Eisenpower, who makes it to the semi-finals as the oldest participant to get this far.
Speaking of semi-finals, they're finally here.
The four fighters that find themselves here will compete in one more round. A loser's round to determine who gets 3rd place and a victor's round to determine 2nd and 1st place.
On with the show.
Round 13:
Who here shall reach the coveted final battle? Who here shall feel their chance slip through their fingers? You decide.
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Election observers: @AL sama @Natalija @Pot Goblin @RayanOO @TheAncientCenturion
Re-tags for semi-finals:
@Daniel @Elder Lee Hung @SakazOuki @Blackbeard @God Buggy @Mr. Reloaded @Shanks @MonochromeYoru @TheKnightOfTheSea @Kizaruber Eats @CoC: Color of Clowns @Poorsalino Cooker @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier @Natalija @RayanOO @Pot Goblin @TheAncientCenturion
Speaking of semi-finals, they're finally here.
The four fighters that find themselves here will compete in one more round. A loser's round to determine who gets 3rd place and a victor's round to determine 2nd and 1st place.
On with the show.
Round 13:
Jimmy Carter
Stats:
Age - 52
Height - 5 ft 9 1/2 in
Weight - 177 lb / 80 kg
vs
William Howard Taft
Stats:
Age - 51
Height - 5 ft 11 1/2 in
Weight - 332 lb / 150.57 kg
Farmer Carter has beaten foes larger than himself before but none as large as Titan Taft. Will Taft's sheer mass and high ranked competitive wrestling experience have him crush yet another opponent? Or will Jimmy stand firm and fell this goliath?
Stats:
Age - 52
Height - 5 ft 9 1/2 in
Weight - 177 lb / 80 kg
vs
William Howard Taft
Stats:
Age - 51
Height - 5 ft 11 1/2 in
Weight - 332 lb / 150.57 kg
Farmer Carter has beaten foes larger than himself before but none as large as Titan Taft. Will Taft's sheer mass and high ranked competitive wrestling experience have him crush yet another opponent? Or will Jimmy stand firm and fell this goliath?
Theodore Roosevelt
Stats:
Age - 42
Height - 5ft 10 in
Weight - 237 lb / 107.5 kg
vs
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Stats:
Age - 62
Height - 5 ft 10 1/2 in
Weight - 172 lb / 78 kg
All Dwight's greatest obstacle has appeared before him. Will Theodore crush even the Will of D? Or will Eisenhower pull off one last victory?
Stats:
Age - 42
Height - 5ft 10 in
Weight - 237 lb / 107.5 kg
vs
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Stats:
Age - 62
Height - 5 ft 10 1/2 in
Weight - 172 lb / 78 kg
All Dwight's greatest obstacle has appeared before him. Will Theodore crush even the Will of D? Or will Eisenhower pull off one last victory?
Tags: @Daniel @Blackbeard @Elder Lee Hung @SakazOuki @TheKnightOfTheSea @God Buggy @Shanks @NikaInParis @Akai2 @Mr. Reloaded @Kizaruber Eats @CoC: Color of Clowns @MonochromeYoru @moreha9685 @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier @Germinator @Yoho @Alexis2282AE @Poorsalino Cooker @Kurozumi Wiwi @Bullet @EmperorKinyagi @Peroroncino @PeronaNerona
Election observers: @AL sama @Natalija @Pot Goblin @RayanOO @TheAncientCenturion
I genuinely considered leaving him out the competition because unleashing Teddy amongst these blokes felt like putting a tiger in a petting zoo. Teddy was just too good for meme potential though.
I suspected that was going to be the final matchup for a while. Blokes back then were just built different.
I suspected that was going to be the final matchup for a while. Blokes back then were just built different.
Speaking of semi-finals, they're finally here.
The four fighters that find themselves here will compete in one more round. A loser's round to determine who gets 3rd place and a victor's round to determine 2nd and 1st place.
On with the show.
Round 13:
Jimmy Carter
Stats:
Age - 52
Height - 5 ft 9 1/2 in
Weight - 177 lb / 80 kg
vs
William Howard Taft
Stats:
Age - 51
Height - 5 ft 11 1/2 in
Weight - 332 lb / 150.57 kg
Farmer Carter has beaten foes larger than himself before but none as large as Titan Taft. Will Taft's sheer mass and high ranked competitive wrestling experience have him crush yet another opponent? Or will Jimmy stand firm and fell this goliath?
Stats:
Age - 52
Height - 5 ft 9 1/2 in
Weight - 177 lb / 80 kg
vs
William Howard Taft
Stats:
Age - 51
Height - 5 ft 11 1/2 in
Weight - 332 lb / 150.57 kg
Farmer Carter has beaten foes larger than himself before but none as large as Titan Taft. Will Taft's sheer mass and high ranked competitive wrestling experience have him crush yet another opponent? Or will Jimmy stand firm and fell this goliath?
Theodore Roosevelt
Stats:
Age - 42
Height - 5ft 10 in
Weight - 237 lb / 107.5 kg
vs
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Stats:
Age - 62
Height - 5 ft 10 1/2 in
Weight - 172 lb / 78 kg
All Dwight's greatest obstacle has appeared before him. Will Theodore crush even the Will of D? Or will Eisenhower pull off one last victory?
Stats:
Age - 42
Height - 5ft 10 in
Weight - 237 lb / 107.5 kg
vs
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Stats:
Age - 62
Height - 5 ft 10 1/2 in
Weight - 172 lb / 78 kg
All Dwight's greatest obstacle has appeared before him. Will Theodore crush even the Will of D? Or will Eisenhower pull off one last victory?
Tags: @Daniel @Blackbeard @Elder Lee Hung @SakazOuki @TheKnightOfTheSea @God Buggy @Shanks @NikaInParis @Akai2 @Mr. Reloaded @Kizaruber Eats @CoC: Color of Clowns @MonochromeYoru @moreha9685 @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier @Germinator @Yoho @Alexis2282AE @Poorsalino Cooker @Kurozumi Wiwi @Bullet @EmperorKinyagi @Peroroncino @PeronaNerona
Election observers: @AL sama @Natalija @Pot Goblin @RayanOO @TheAncientCenturion
Speaking of semi-finals, they're finally here.
The four fighters that find themselves here will compete in one more round. A loser's round to determine who gets 3rd place and a victor's round to determine 2nd and 1st place.
On with the show.
Round 13:
Jimmy Carter
Stats:
Age - 52
Height - 5 ft 9 1/2 in
Weight - 177 lb / 80 kg
vs
William Howard Taft
Stats:
Age - 51
Height - 5 ft 11 1/2 in
Weight - 332 lb / 150.57 kg
Farmer Carter has beaten foes larger than himself before but none as large as Titan Taft. Will Taft's sheer mass and high ranked competitive wrestling experience have him crush yet another opponent? Or will Jimmy stand firm and fell this goliath?
Stats:
Age - 52
Height - 5 ft 9 1/2 in
Weight - 177 lb / 80 kg
vs
William Howard Taft
Stats:
Age - 51
Height - 5 ft 11 1/2 in
Weight - 332 lb / 150.57 kg
Farmer Carter has beaten foes larger than himself before but none as large as Titan Taft. Will Taft's sheer mass and high ranked competitive wrestling experience have him crush yet another opponent? Or will Jimmy stand firm and fell this goliath?
Theodore Roosevelt
Stats:
Age - 42
Height - 5ft 10 in
Weight - 237 lb / 107.5 kg
vs
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Stats:
Age - 62
Height - 5 ft 10 1/2 in
Weight - 172 lb / 78 kg
All Dwight's greatest obstacle has appeared before him. Will Theodore crush even the Will of D? Or will Eisenhower pull off one last victory?
Stats:
Age - 42
Height - 5ft 10 in
Weight - 237 lb / 107.5 kg
vs
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Stats:
Age - 62
Height - 5 ft 10 1/2 in
Weight - 172 lb / 78 kg
All Dwight's greatest obstacle has appeared before him. Will Theodore crush even the Will of D? Or will Eisenhower pull off one last victory?
Tags: @Daniel @Blackbeard @Elder Lee Hung @SakazOuki @TheKnightOfTheSea @God Buggy @Shanks @NikaInParis @Akai2 @Mr. Reloaded @Kizaruber Eats @CoC: Color of Clowns @MonochromeYoru @moreha9685 @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier @Germinator @Yoho @Alexis2282AE @Poorsalino Cooker @Kurozumi Wiwi @Bullet @EmperorKinyagi @Peroroncino @PeronaNerona
Election observers: @AL sama @Natalija @Pot Goblin @RayanOO @TheAncientCenturion
150kg and former Yale wrestling champion, that's as deadly as it gets, can actually body even some modern day fighters in a street fight
Taft can probably solo 10 of these lanky presidents