Versus Battle Presidential Punchout!!! Choose thy Chief!

Who wins?


  • Total voters
    13

CoC: Color of Clowns

Lilith turns the Straw Hats into Minks
The hype Roosevelt has is off the charts

Rough Riders
Boxed a bear
Got shot and continued his speech
Was said to be as strong as a bull moose
This isn't weird historical BS, either.

This is all documented, Teddy was THE DUDE, man.

Man pulled up to Cuba half-blind on horseback because he thought the war was so stupid he wanted it to end it as soon as possible.

Theodore Roosevelts work on the National Parks is by far some of the best work a president has done to protect the country's future.

Teddy was the Man. True American Hero.
 
Taft was an opponent that Donald couldn't trump. Well Donny maybe you can do better in the actual election next week and if not then McDonald's is always hiring. You already know how to put the fries in the bag. :risitavirus:

Meanwhile in Block B, Jimmy claims another head as Big Bill's mastery of the hoe was ultimately no match for Farmer Carter. 👨‍🌾

In Block A, the time has now come for the return of the king as Kennedy has reappeared in order to seek his next fight after solo demolishing the 2024 Democrat leadership. Chat GPT and its minions didn't stand a chance. :pepecroc:

Now we see who dares to challenge King Kennedy?! :pepeanger:

Round 11:
John F. Kennedy

Stats:
Age - 43
Height - 6 ft 1 in
Weight - 175 lb / 79 kg

vs

Theodore Roosevelt

Stats:
Age - 42
Height - 5ft 10 in
Weight - 237 lb / 107.5 kg

Well Mr Kennedy, the Presidential Punchout committee would like to sincerely thank you for participating in this competition and we genuinely hope that Teddy doesn't hurt you too badly. :PepeWalk:
Ronald Reagan

Stats:
Age - 69
Height - 6 ft 1 in
Weight - 180 lb / 82 kg

vs

Dwight D. Eisenhower

Stats:
Age - 62
Height - 5 ft 10 1/2 in
Weight - 172 lb / 78 kg

In the second block, we have a battle of the golden oldies as Eisenhower and Reagan go toe to toe to settle who is the greatest geriatric. 💪👴
Who here shall clinch the last semifinalist positions? You decide! :queenmoji:

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TheAncientCenturion

I will never forgive Oda
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Didn’t Kennedy have legitimate back issues?
Theodore, while grieving and as a sheriff, captured two poachers and marched them through a storm single handedly over a night.


The hardiness between them is absurd.


I don’t know much about either Dwight or Reagan’s physicals or how they scale
 
I don’t know much about either Dwight or Reagan’s physicals or how they scale
Reagan suffered a collapsed lung from a bullet that stopped and inch away from his heart and walked into a hospital from his limousine under his own power before his knees buckled. I think the only president in the competition beating that feat is Theodore taking a bullet to the chest, criticising the assassin's aim and finishing his speech before accepting treatment.
 

Yoho

✌𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓸𝓯 𝓛𝓲𝓯𝓮✌
Teddy is gonna clean sweep this entire competition

Dwight is the original Will of D he isn't losing to someone with no observation Haki
 

TheAncientCenturion

I will never forgive Oda
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Reagan suffered a collapsed lung from a bullet that stopped and inch away from his heart and walked into a hospital from his limousine under his own power before his knees buckled. I think the only president in the competition beating that feat is Theodore taking a bullet to the chest, criticising the assassin's aim and finishing his speech before accepting treatment.
And that was 73 year old Reagan too wasn’t it? Damn, I guess if you make him young for this, he’d be a good fighter
 

Daniel

Don't mind the name tag
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Dwight D Eisenhower has extensive military experience before he became president so he might have some conditioning left in his old body of his.

Of course, JF Kennedy isn't winning this. Roosevelt via wrestling spike and some hammerfists
 
While Teddy claims another clean sweep victory, Ronald's Rea-guns 💪 couldn't overcome the might of Eisenpower, who makes it to the semi-finals as the oldest participant to get this far.

Speaking of semi-finals, they're finally here. :goyea:

The four fighters that find themselves here will compete in one more round. A loser's round to determine who gets 3rd place and a victor's round to determine 2nd and 1st place. :PepeReport:

On with the show. :steef:

Round 13:
Jimmy Carter

Stats:
Age - 52
Height - 5 ft 9 1/2 in
Weight - 177 lb / 80 kg

vs

William Howard Taft

Stats:
Age - 51
Height - 5 ft 11 1/2 in
Weight - 332 lb / 150.57 kg

Farmer Carter has beaten foes larger than himself before but none as large as Titan Taft. Will Taft's sheer mass and high ranked competitive wrestling experience have him crush yet another opponent? Or will Jimmy stand firm and fell this goliath? :snoopy:
Theodore Roosevelt

Stats:
Age - 42
Height - 5ft 10 in
Weight - 237 lb / 107.5 kg

vs

Dwight D. Eisenhower

Stats:
Age - 62
Height - 5 ft 10 1/2 in
Weight - 172 lb / 78 kg

All Dwight's greatest obstacle has appeared before him. Will Theodore crush even the Will of D? Or will Eisenhower pull off one last victory?:quest:
Who here shall reach the coveted final battle? Who here shall feel their chance slip through their fingers? You decide.:mrgo:

Tags: @Daniel @Blackbeard @Elder Lee Hung @SakazOuki @TheKnightOfTheSea @God Buggy @Shanks @NikaInParis @Akai2 @Mr. Reloaded @Kizaruber Eats @CoC: Color of Clowns @MonochromeYoru @moreha9685 @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier @Germinator @Yoho @Alexis2282AE @Poorsalino Cooker @Kurozumi Wiwi @Bullet @EmperorKinyagi @Peroroncino @PeronaNerona

Election observers: @AL sama @Natalija @Pot Goblin @RayanOO @TheAncientCenturion
 

AL sama

Red Haired
While Teddy claims another clean sweep victory, Ronald's Rea-guns 💪 couldn't overcome the might of Eisenpower, who makes it to the semi-finals as the oldest participant to get this far.

Speaking of semi-finals, they're finally here. :goyea:

The four fighters that find themselves here will compete in one more round. A loser's round to determine who gets 3rd place and a victor's round to determine 2nd and 1st place. :PepeReport:

On with the show. :steef:

Round 13:
Jimmy Carter

Stats:
Age - 52
Height - 5 ft 9 1/2 in
Weight - 177 lb / 80 kg

vs

William Howard Taft

Stats:
Age - 51
Height - 5 ft 11 1/2 in
Weight - 332 lb / 150.57 kg

Farmer Carter has beaten foes larger than himself before but none as large as Titan Taft. Will Taft's sheer mass and high ranked competitive wrestling experience have him crush yet another opponent? Or will Jimmy stand firm and fell this goliath? :snoopy:
Theodore Roosevelt

Stats:
Age - 42
Height - 5ft 10 in
Weight - 237 lb / 107.5 kg

vs

Dwight D. Eisenhower

Stats:
Age - 62
Height - 5 ft 10 1/2 in
Weight - 172 lb / 78 kg

All Dwight's greatest obstacle has appeared before him. Will Theodore crush even the Will of D? Or will Eisenhower pull off one last victory?:quest:
Who here shall reach the coveted final battle? Who here shall feel their chance slip through their fingers? You decide.:mrgo:

Tags: @Daniel @Blackbeard @Elder Lee Hung @SakazOuki @TheKnightOfTheSea @God Buggy @Shanks @NikaInParis @Akai2 @Mr. Reloaded @Kizaruber Eats @CoC: Color of Clowns @MonochromeYoru @moreha9685 @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier @Germinator @Yoho @Alexis2282AE @Poorsalino Cooker @Kurozumi Wiwi @Bullet @EmperorKinyagi @Peroroncino @PeronaNerona

Election observers: @AL sama @Natalija @Pot Goblin @RayanOO @TheAncientCenturion
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Aight.:peperain:

Re-tags for semi-finals:
@Daniel @Elder Lee Hung @SakazOuki @Blackbeard @God Buggy @Mr. Reloaded @Shanks @MonochromeYoru @TheKnightOfTheSea @Kizaruber Eats @CoC: Color of Clowns @Poorsalino Cooker @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier @Natalija @RayanOO @Pot Goblin @TheAncientCenturion
While Teddy claims another clean sweep victory, Ronald's Rea-guns 💪 couldn't overcome the might of Eisenpower, who makes it to the semi-finals as the oldest participant to get this far.

Speaking of semi-finals, they're finally here. :goyea:

The four fighters that find themselves here will compete in one more round. A loser's round to determine who gets 3rd place and a victor's round to determine 2nd and 1st place. :PepeReport:

On with the show. :steef:

Round 13:
Jimmy Carter

Stats:
Age - 52
Height - 5 ft 9 1/2 in
Weight - 177 lb / 80 kg

vs

William Howard Taft

Stats:
Age - 51
Height - 5 ft 11 1/2 in
Weight - 332 lb / 150.57 kg

Farmer Carter has beaten foes larger than himself before but none as large as Titan Taft. Will Taft's sheer mass and high ranked competitive wrestling experience have him crush yet another opponent? Or will Jimmy stand firm and fell this goliath? :snoopy:
Theodore Roosevelt

Stats:
Age - 42
Height - 5ft 10 in
Weight - 237 lb / 107.5 kg

vs

Dwight D. Eisenhower

Stats:
Age - 62
Height - 5 ft 10 1/2 in
Weight - 172 lb / 78 kg

All Dwight's greatest obstacle has appeared before him. Will Theodore crush even the Will of D? Or will Eisenhower pull off one last victory?:quest:
Who here shall reach the coveted final battle? Who here shall feel their chance slip through their fingers? You decide.:mrgo:

Tags: @Daniel @Blackbeard @Elder Lee Hung @SakazOuki @TheKnightOfTheSea @God Buggy @Shanks @NikaInParis @Akai2 @Mr. Reloaded @Kizaruber Eats @CoC: Color of Clowns @MonochromeYoru @moreha9685 @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier @Germinator @Yoho @Alexis2282AE @Poorsalino Cooker @Kurozumi Wiwi @Bullet @EmperorKinyagi @Peroroncino @PeronaNerona

Election observers: @AL sama @Natalija @Pot Goblin @RayanOO @TheAncientCenturion
 
Theodore Roosevelt's accomplishments. What an amazing man.
I genuinely considered leaving him out the competition because unleashing Teddy amongst these blokes felt like putting a tiger in a petting zoo. Teddy was just too good for meme potential though.
the fact that we're going to get Taft vs Roosevelt is very ironic lmao
I suspected that was going to be the final matchup for a while. Blokes back then were just built different.
 
While Teddy claims another clean sweep victory, Ronald's Rea-guns 💪 couldn't overcome the might of Eisenpower, who makes it to the semi-finals as the oldest participant to get this far.

Speaking of semi-finals, they're finally here. :goyea:

The four fighters that find themselves here will compete in one more round. A loser's round to determine who gets 3rd place and a victor's round to determine 2nd and 1st place. :PepeReport:

On with the show. :steef:

Round 13:
Jimmy Carter

Stats:
Age - 52
Height - 5 ft 9 1/2 in
Weight - 177 lb / 80 kg

vs

William Howard Taft

Stats:
Age - 51
Height - 5 ft 11 1/2 in
Weight - 332 lb / 150.57 kg

Farmer Carter has beaten foes larger than himself before but none as large as Titan Taft. Will Taft's sheer mass and high ranked competitive wrestling experience have him crush yet another opponent? Or will Jimmy stand firm and fell this goliath? :snoopy:
Theodore Roosevelt

Stats:
Age - 42
Height - 5ft 10 in
Weight - 237 lb / 107.5 kg

vs

Dwight D. Eisenhower

Stats:
Age - 62
Height - 5 ft 10 1/2 in
Weight - 172 lb / 78 kg

All Dwight's greatest obstacle has appeared before him. Will Theodore crush even the Will of D? Or will Eisenhower pull off one last victory?:quest:
Who here shall reach the coveted final battle? Who here shall feel their chance slip through their fingers? You decide.:mrgo:

Tags: @Daniel @Blackbeard @Elder Lee Hung @SakazOuki @TheKnightOfTheSea @God Buggy @Shanks @NikaInParis @Akai2 @Mr. Reloaded @Kizaruber Eats @CoC: Color of Clowns @MonochromeYoru @moreha9685 @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier @Germinator @Yoho @Alexis2282AE @Poorsalino Cooker @Kurozumi Wiwi @Bullet @EmperorKinyagi @Peroroncino @PeronaNerona

Election observers: @AL sama @Natalija @Pot Goblin @RayanOO @TheAncientCenturion
While Teddy claims another clean sweep victory, Ronald's Rea-guns 💪 couldn't overcome the might of Eisenpower, who makes it to the semi-finals as the oldest participant to get this far.

Speaking of semi-finals, they're finally here. :goyea:

The four fighters that find themselves here will compete in one more round. A loser's round to determine who gets 3rd place and a victor's round to determine 2nd and 1st place. :PepeReport:

On with the show. :steef:

Round 13:
Jimmy Carter

Stats:
Age - 52
Height - 5 ft 9 1/2 in
Weight - 177 lb / 80 kg

vs

William Howard Taft

Stats:
Age - 51
Height - 5 ft 11 1/2 in
Weight - 332 lb / 150.57 kg

Farmer Carter has beaten foes larger than himself before but none as large as Titan Taft. Will Taft's sheer mass and high ranked competitive wrestling experience have him crush yet another opponent? Or will Jimmy stand firm and fell this goliath? :snoopy:
Theodore Roosevelt

Stats:
Age - 42
Height - 5ft 10 in
Weight - 237 lb / 107.5 kg

vs

Dwight D. Eisenhower

Stats:
Age - 62
Height - 5 ft 10 1/2 in
Weight - 172 lb / 78 kg

All Dwight's greatest obstacle has appeared before him. Will Theodore crush even the Will of D? Or will Eisenhower pull off one last victory?:quest:
Who here shall reach the coveted final battle? Who here shall feel their chance slip through their fingers? You decide.:mrgo:

Tags: @Daniel @Blackbeard @Elder Lee Hung @SakazOuki @TheKnightOfTheSea @God Buggy @Shanks @NikaInParis @Akai2 @Mr. Reloaded @Kizaruber Eats @CoC: Color of Clowns @MonochromeYoru @moreha9685 @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier @Germinator @Yoho @Alexis2282AE @Poorsalino Cooker @Kurozumi Wiwi @Bullet @EmperorKinyagi @Peroroncino @PeronaNerona

Election observers: @AL sama @Natalija @Pot Goblin @RayanOO @TheAncientCenturion
I haven't checked this out in some time we're already at the semis
150kg and former Yale wrestling champion, that's as deadly as it gets, can actually body even some modern day fighters in a street fight
Taft can probably solo 10 of these lanky presidents
 
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