[Setting: Elbaf – The Frozen Hell, Beneath the Adam Tree
(Deep beneath the legendary Adam Tree, in the coldest, darkest depths of Elbaf, sits Prince Loki, chained by massive cursed runes that glow ominously. His once-mighty form is haggard and broken.)
(Before him stand Luffy, Zoro, Nami, Sanji, Hajrudin, Gerd, and Road, all staring at him with varying degrees of horror, disgust, and rage.)
[Dramatic Rescue Scene]
Hajrudin: (clenching fists, glaring) "You do not deserve to be called my brother."
Loki: (slowly looking up, haunted eyes beneath his blindfold) "…H-Hajrudin…?"
Hajrudin: (seething) "Don’t say my name, traitor."
Luffy: (blinking) "Huh? Wait, I thought we were here to rescue this guy?"
Gerd: (coldly) "No. We came to decide his fate."
Zoro: (arms crossed) "I like that plan better."
Sanji: (lighting a cigarette) "Can someone explain what’s going on?"
(Loki sighs, haunted. He looks at Hajrudin.)
Loki: "I know why you hate me. I killed our father, King Harald."
(A tense silence. The air crackles with rage. Hajrudin's fists tremble with pure fury.)
Hajrudin: (snarling) "You murdered our father in his sleep. You stole Elbaf’s throne for your own greed. And what happened? You got chained up like a fool!"
Loki: (weakly) "I never wanted—"
Hajrudin: "SILENCE! You are no king. You are no giant. You are nothing."
(Loki lowers his head, shameful. But then—he mutters something.)
Loki: "…But I am the greatest victim of all."
(Everyone flinches.)
Sanji: "WHAT?"
Nami: "EXCUSE ME?!"
(Loki lifts his tortured gaze.)
Loki: "For six years… I have not pooped."
(A dead silence. A single icy wind blows.)
Sanji: (coughing) "I’m sorry, you WHAT?!"
(Luffy falls over, laughing hysterically. Hajrudin looks even MORE disgusted.)
Hajrudin: (scoffing) "THIS is what broke you? NOT your crimes, NOT your betrayal… but your inability to DUMP?!"
Road: (gruff) "Wait… if he didn’t poop… then… where did it…?"
(Loki stares blankly ahead.)
Loki: "…Mary Geoise."
(The room erupts in chaos.)
Nami: (screaming) "WHAT THE ACTUAL—"
Zoro: (turning around) "Nope. I’m out."
Gerd: (clutching her head) "This is cursed. This is actually cursed."
Sanji: (staring into the abyss) "Shanks… you absolute demon."
[Flashback: Mary Geoise, Six Years Ago]
(Inside Pangaea Castle, the Gorosei are discussing world affairs.)
Shepherd Ju Peter (Blonde Gorosei): "The balance of power must be maintained."
Ethanbaron V. Nusjuro (Swordsman Gorosei): "Indeed. The Yonko remain unchecked."
(Suddenly, a wet, sloshing sound echoes. A giant, steaming pile of poop materializes in the room.)
Topman Warcury (Bald Like MonsterZoro and Reborn Gorosei): "IMU HELP US!"
(Guards flee, screaming. The floor collapses. A noble drowns.)
Marcus Mars (Tall, Skinny, Bearded Gorosei): "NOT AGAIN!"
(Meanwhile, Shanks and Shamrock Figarland lurk in the hallway. Shanks is grinning. Shamrock looks like he wants to die.)
Shamrock: (whispering) "Shanks… why?"
Shanks: (grinning) "Because it’s funny, bro."
(The doors burst open. The Gorosei storm out, covered in filth. Their robes are ruined. Their souls are broken.)
Saint Saturn (More like Scaturn now): (seething) "SHANKS!"
Shanks: (mock innocence) "Oh nooo, what happened?"
Marcus Mars: "YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!"
Shanks: (grinning) "Sounds like you guys need a plumber."
(The Gorosei scream.)
[Meanwhile, In Imu’s Chamber]
(Inside the darkest chamber of Pangaea Castle, Imu sits upon the Empty Throne, staring. The air is thick with ominous tension. In front of them… another mountain of poop appears.)
(A single tiny Tenryuubito peeks out, weeping.)
Imu: (whispers) "…"
(A single vein twitches on their forehead.)
(Then—the door creaks open. In walks Shanks, smirking.)
Shanks: "Sooo… what’s the issue, folks?"
(The Gorosei burst in, seething. Garling follows, eyes narrowed. Shamrock sighs.)
Shepherd Ju Peter (Ju Pooper now): "THIS IS WAR, SHANKS!"
Shanks: (mock thinking) "Hmmm… or maybe you guys just have a really bad import system?"
Marcus Mars: "HOW DID YOU DO THIS?!"
Shanks: "World Government Satanic Summoning Circle."
Topman Warcury: (whispering) "…The forbidden arts…"
(Garling steps forward, gripping his sword.)
Garling: (coldly) "You have dishonored our family."
Shanks: "Oh nooo, what a shame."
(Shamrock groans, rubbing his temples.)
Shamrock: "Shanks, they LITERALLY asked you to be a Holy Knight."
Shanks: "And I LITERALLY turned them down… so I could do this."
(A beat of silence. Then—)
Imu: (deep, eerie whisper) "…I will flood the world."
(Everyone stares. Even Shanks pauses.)
Shanks: (laughing) "Wait, hold on— THE WHOLE WORLD?! Just cause of a little inconvenience?"
(The camera pans out. Mary Geoise is a landfill. Pangaea Castle leans at an angle. Nobles weep.)
Shanks: "Maybe instead of flooding the world, you guys should’ve invested in plumbing."
(The Gorosei scream. Imu’s eyes glow red. Shanks laughs.)
[Back in Elbaf, Present Day]
(A deep, ominous rumble. Loki’s stomach growls. Everyone freezes.)
Loki: (wide-eyed) "…Oh no."
(The ground cracks. A storm forms. The world shakes.)
Zoro: "WE NEED TO MOVE. NOW."
(The group scrambles as Elbaf’s greatest earthquake in history begins. In the distance, Shanks laughs.)
[TO BE CONTINUED…]