Is this your oppening statement?

I'll add that Pot also wasn't involved, there's no proof I committed crimes, only memes, and, I'd like to bring something to the court's attention:
IRL, I almost didn't make this trial, because the power went out after a transformer blew. Thankfully, the electrician was GOATED with the sauce, but, I find it odd that this happened right before the trial.
Sounds like something the "Family" should investigate, rather than innocent Mink enthusiasts.
(I'm not joking my power went out for an hour lol)