I know this sounds like a shitpost but I swear to God, Jesus on the cross, and Buddha himself that every word of this is true.
I don't know computers well, but my last laptop had some weird driver issue. It started bluescreening every few minutes, and it took almost two weeks for a replacement to come in. I couldn't be without a computer that long, I probably have a bit of an internet addiction, but there was only one thing I found that prevented it from crashing: Internet Archive has a nearly 2 hour long gay porn WHICH I ONLY KNOW ABOUT BECAUSE IT'S A MEME!
I couldn't just mute it in tab either, that didn't work. I had to have the sound on or it would still crash. All I could do was lower it as much as possible.
I have spent the past 11 days constantly, CONSTANTLY if I wanted to use my computer, listening to muscular men shouting, groaning, and taunting each other as they wrestle in a locker room setting before inevitably leading themselves into sexual activity.
That time is finally passed and things are better now, but I am not joking when I say that this has left some strange marks on me. I'm not really looking for advice, I don't think there IS advice, but I had to get it off my chest. I am relieved to finally leave the curse of gay bodybuilders naked wrestling in a locker room behind me, but it will haunt me for some time to come. I think that locker room is staying in my head now until the end of my days.
