Your Honor, members of the jury, and esteemed opposing counsel,
Let me first apologize if the sheer
density of truth in my prior statement overwhelmed the courtroom—especially your radiant, polished head, Your Honor. 😔🫡
I respect the Court’s reminder of proper procedure, and as such, the prosecution shall now proceed
by the book.
No more essays (for now).
No more cooked defenses (for now).
Just good old-fashioned
witness testimony.
And believe me,
we have witnesses.
Oh, we do.
Let’s bring in our first one.
@Ali v2