Controversial Pot Goblin and Bepo Trial: Guilty on all charges!
- Thread starter Mr. Reloaded
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- Tags h-help us pero-kun.. ~giselle hime and pero are frauds hime is a lier hime is a truther like minamoto i am bepo and i killed zepo i am bepo and i own a massive bepo fur suit i am pero and i love lola the bunny garchu! i am pot goblin and i own a carrot body pillow i am reborn and i cosplay bepo to have hair i am reloaded and i own an even bigger fursuit pero bottom 1 pero deserved it pero is evil pero top 1 pero wrote these playa was here these quaxlys deserved to live!! tkots top 1 tyki_mikk and playa are the same person
With all due respect to the defense attorneys representing Pot Goblin and Bepo—is that truly the best you have to offer as an opening statement?
You stand here defending two individuals accused of heinous crimes, and as the prosecutor, alongside Sentinel, it is my solemn duty to ensure that justice is not only pursued—but delivered.
Your Honor, Members of the Jury,
I rise before you today not merely to present a case, but to lay bare a twisted saga of deceit, manipulation, theft, and cold-blooded murder. The defendants—Pot Goblin and Bepo—stand accused of serious crimes. And the evidence we present will not merely suggest guilt. It will demand conviction.
🔔 This is not a trial of speculation.
This is a trial built on confessions, clear motives, and undeniable patterns of criminal behavior.
Let us proceed step by step.
1️⃣ The Origin: The Death of Ember Bunny (aka Conejo Glotón Carnívoro)
This tragedy, often brushed aside as “lore,” marks the beginning of Pot Goblin’s descent into darkness. Conejo Gloton Carnivoro, a beloved figure, was mercilessly killed and devoured by the Strawhats. Pot, emotionally broken, swore revenge—not just against them, but against any symbol of “normalcy” in this community.
Revenge was not just a motive. It became an ideology.
And from that moment on, Pot began his transformation into a manipulative, GIF-wielding puppet master.
2️⃣ The Plot to Recruit (then Eliminate) Mrs. Reloaded
The defense may claim that Pot and Bepo merely sought to recruit Mrs. Reloaded into the "Conejo Club." But let’s be honest: If that were true, why is she now dead?
Let us examine the facts:
This was never about building a club. It was about possession.
And what did Mrs. Reloaded possess?
3️⃣ The True Target: The Nintendo Switch 2
Behind the facade of peace and community, Pot Goblin had a far more materialistic desire: the Switch 2.
Let’s be clear. This wasn’t a crime of passion. It was premeditated:
Once Mrs. Reloaded was dead, Pot had access to what he truly wanted.
He exploited her trust, then took everything from her—including her life.
4️⃣ The Framing of Mr. Reloaded
To cover their tracks, the accused sought to shift blame.
Who did they point fingers at? Mr. Reloaded—the grieving husband of the victim.
Imagine the cruelty.
Not only did they kill his wife, but then tried to frame him for her death.
This shows a level of calculated malice that goes far beyond a simple "meme trial."
5️⃣ Bepo’s Trail of Theft: The Shinies Case
As if murder wasn’t enough, let us examine Bepo.
This creature—a so-called “innocent mascot”—was caught stealing Shiny Pokémon from Pero, a respected and peaceful citizen. The theft was not isolated. It was habitual. Systemic.
Bepo steals. Pot manipulates. Together, they devastate.
Their crimes are varied, but their intent is unified:
Chaos. Greed. Control.
6️⃣ The Use of GIFs as Mind-Control
Pot Goblin didn’t rely on brute force alone.
He manipulated the weak-willed with hypnotic GIFs, pulling them into the Furry FC—a dangerous cult-like faction that thrives on emotional manipulation and digital spectacle.
These aren't just memes. They're tools of psychological warfare.
Through them, Pot lured dozens into his web—some willingly, others unknowingly. But all were controlled.
This isn’t community-building. This is cult-leadership masked in cuteness.
7️⃣ AI CONFIRMS IT: The ChatGPT Ruling
When I, as prosecutor, consulted AI ChatGPT—a completely neutral and logic-driven entity—it confirmed what we all suspected:
✅ Pot and Bepo are thieves.
✅ Pot and Bepo are Furry Bandits.
✅ Their actions constitute criminal behavior.
The AI doesn’t lie. It follows the facts. And the facts are damning.
📜 In Summary: The Full List of Crimes
The answer to all is clear: No.
✅ Verdict Recommendation
I, on behalf of the prosecution, formally request that the jury find both defendants:
☠️ Guilty of First-Degree Murder
🦴 Guilty of Theft and Grand Digital Larceny
🌀 Guilty of Psychological Manipulation
🦊 Guilty of Forming a Furry-Centric Criminal Organization
Let justice be done. Not just for Mrs. Reloaded. Not just for Ember Bunny.
But for every citizen in this community who has suffered under the influence of these two digital marauders.
Thank you.
@Tyki_Mikk @Sentinel
You stand here defending two individuals accused of heinous crimes, and as the prosecutor, alongside Sentinel, it is my solemn duty to ensure that justice is not only pursued—but delivered.
Your Honor, Members of the Jury,
I rise before you today not merely to present a case, but to lay bare a twisted saga of deceit, manipulation, theft, and cold-blooded murder. The defendants—Pot Goblin and Bepo—stand accused of serious crimes. And the evidence we present will not merely suggest guilt. It will demand conviction.
🔔 This is not a trial of speculation.
This is a trial built on confessions, clear motives, and undeniable patterns of criminal behavior.
Let us proceed step by step.
1️⃣ The Origin: The Death of Ember Bunny (aka Conejo Glotón Carnívoro)
This tragedy, often brushed aside as “lore,” marks the beginning of Pot Goblin’s descent into darkness. Conejo Gloton Carnivoro, a beloved figure, was mercilessly killed and devoured by the Strawhats. Pot, emotionally broken, swore revenge—not just against them, but against any symbol of “normalcy” in this community.
Revenge was not just a motive. It became an ideology.
And from that moment on, Pot began his transformation into a manipulative, GIF-wielding puppet master.
2️⃣ The Plot to Recruit (then Eliminate) Mrs. Reloaded
The defense may claim that Pot and Bepo merely sought to recruit Mrs. Reloaded into the "Conejo Club." But let’s be honest: If that were true, why is she now dead?
Let us examine the facts:
- In Evidence 2, Bepo openly admitted that Pot wanted to bring Mrs. Reloaded into the fold.
- But Mrs. Reloaded refused. She saw through the illusion.
- What happened next? She was eliminated.
She didn’t simply vanish. She was silenced.
This was never about building a club. It was about possession.
And what did Mrs. Reloaded possess?
3️⃣ The True Target: The Nintendo Switch 2
Behind the facade of peace and community, Pot Goblin had a far more materialistic desire: the Switch 2.
Let’s be clear. This wasn’t a crime of passion. It was premeditated:
- The recruitment pitch? A smokescreen.
- The kindness? Fabricated.
- The murder? Methodical.
Once Mrs. Reloaded was dead, Pot had access to what he truly wanted.
He exploited her trust, then took everything from her—including her life.
4️⃣ The Framing of Mr. Reloaded
To cover their tracks, the accused sought to shift blame.
Who did they point fingers at? Mr. Reloaded—the grieving husband of the victim.
Imagine the cruelty.
Not only did they kill his wife, but then tried to frame him for her death.
This shows a level of calculated malice that goes far beyond a simple "meme trial."
5️⃣ Bepo’s Trail of Theft: The Shinies Case
As if murder wasn’t enough, let us examine Bepo.
This creature—a so-called “innocent mascot”—was caught stealing Shiny Pokémon from Pero, a respected and peaceful citizen. The theft was not isolated. It was habitual. Systemic.
Bepo steals. Pot manipulates. Together, they devastate.
Their crimes are varied, but their intent is unified:
Chaos. Greed. Control.
6️⃣ The Use of GIFs as Mind-Control
Pot Goblin didn’t rely on brute force alone.
He manipulated the weak-willed with hypnotic GIFs, pulling them into the Furry FC—a dangerous cult-like faction that thrives on emotional manipulation and digital spectacle.
These aren't just memes. They're tools of psychological warfare.
Through them, Pot lured dozens into his web—some willingly, others unknowingly. But all were controlled.
This isn’t community-building. This is cult-leadership masked in cuteness.
7️⃣ AI CONFIRMS IT: The ChatGPT Ruling
When I, as prosecutor, consulted AI ChatGPT—a completely neutral and logic-driven entity—it confirmed what we all suspected:
✅ Pot and Bepo are thieves.
✅ Pot and Bepo are Furry Bandits.
✅ Their actions constitute criminal behavior.
The AI doesn’t lie. It follows the facts. And the facts are damning.
📜 In Summary: The Full List of Crimes
- ❌ Murder: Ember Bunny, Mrs. Reloaded, and Applesap
- ❌ Theft: Shiny Pokémon from Pero
- ❌ Manipulation: Using GIFs to mind-control
- ❌ Deception: Pretending to recruit while plotting to kill
- ❌ Framing: Attempting to pin the crime on Mr. Reloaded
- Would an innocent person kill over a gaming console?
- Would a benevolent leader frame a grieving husband?
- Would a peaceful creature repeatedly steal digital property?
- Would any just cause involve mind-controlling GIFs and cult-style recruitment?
The answer to all is clear: No.
✅ Verdict Recommendation
I, on behalf of the prosecution, formally request that the jury find both defendants:
☠️ Guilty of First-Degree Murder
🦴 Guilty of Theft and Grand Digital Larceny
🌀 Guilty of Psychological Manipulation
🦊 Guilty of Forming a Furry-Centric Criminal Organization
Let justice be done. Not just for Mrs. Reloaded. Not just for Ember Bunny.
But for every citizen in this community who has suffered under the influence of these two digital marauders.
Thank you.
@Tyki_Mikk @Sentinel
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Otherwise we come back sometime early tomorrow
Otherwise we come back sometime early tomorrow
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