Controversial Pot Goblin and Bepo Trial: Guilty on all charges!

[Pot Goblin]

Fella kicked out my lawyer too this is a disgrace

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

I already shaved my head too like what the hell
I'm getting sunburned on my scalp this sucks

At least you didn't buy 12 gallons of rabbit blood. How am I going to explain all these magic circles inside Zunesha's Pancreas to the Minks???

That's the last time I ask for permission to resurrect the dead, next trial, I'm pregaming the zombies and releasing them in the middle of proceedings.

 

[Bepo D. Bear]

Oh man, you actually want me as a lawyer? I didn't know ya'll were down that bad.

As a certified Clown Necromancer, I could bring Mrs. Reloaded back from the dead again.

But pretty sure the moment I do, @AL sama will evict me.

Do you want me to resurrect Mrs. Reloaded, then hire a new lawyer after AL evicts me to question her?

I just need all of Pot's hair (ALL OF IT) and a recording of Boney M.'s Disco Hit Rasputin recorded backwards on Vinyl to summon her.

Actually, wait a second, Bepo

@AL sama If I summon Mrs. Reloaded BEFORE accepting the position of Defense Lawyer, and do it outside the court, I'm in the clear, right?

BRB, going to Zombies R Us to pick up the other supplies.

Uhh weve got everything ready, we had to bribe some mobster pandas with @Tyki_Mikk's credit card to get that vinyl but we don't have to tell him, right

We've also got you some of these, in case you need them

You can take every follicle
I'll gladly join the league of @Reborn and @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier so I can prove my innocence


I meant @MonsterZoro as well

can i try being a lawyer then?
not sure tho as there will only be one witness agn and idk any of the things going on, but i like arguing lmfao

Get us out of here fella

I can feel the guilt, I can smell it, I can SEE it... The furries need to be stopped and be procecuted immediately!

 

[AL sama]

Looks like the kangaroo is right in front of my damn eyes
What kind of "chief justice" do you consider yourself
Truth in front of your eyes and you decide to put the blindfolds on
Fellas look closely, because you are witness to a complete bastardization of justice and truth

you asking a clown without a degree to be your lawyer is a mockery of the court and I can throw you in jail for that this very moment

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

Uhh weve got everything ready, we had to bribe some mobster pandas with @Tyki_Mikk's credit card to get that vinyl but we don't have to tell him, right

We've also got you some of these, in case you need them

Get us out of here fella

...Screw it.

@AL sama you told me I had to stay Jester, but didn't tell me I couldn't do Necromancy.

"Hair of furry
Full of worry
Of getting arrested in a hurry
Don't you fret just yet
Because from the dead
Returns the head
Of Mrs. Reloaded"

(it is just her head, the body is in some Nether Dragon, and I'm NOT going into the Dragon to pull the rest of her out)

Ladies and gentlemen... I present to you the Necromantic talking head of @Mr. Reloaded 's ex wife

Say hi to the court

Mrs. Reloaded: "This court has been possessed... BY THE DEVIL!"

You mean Satan?

Mrs. Reloaded: "No, MR. RELOADED!"

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(BTW she's still crazy)

Uh... anyone want to ask the Talking Head any questions?

 

[Peroroncino]

I already shaved my head too like what the hell
I'm getting sunburned on my scalp this sucks

he joined @Reborn clearly he's guilty

 

[AL sama]

...Screw it.

@AL sama you told me I had to stay Jester, but didn't tell me I couldn't do Necromancy.

"Hair of furry
Full of worry
Of getting arrested in a hurry
Don't you fret just yet
Because from the dead
Returns the head
Of Mrs. Reloaded"

(it is just her head, the body is in some Nether Dragon, and I'm NOT going into the Dragon to pull the rest of her out)

Ladies and gentlemen... I present to you the Necromantic talking head of @Mr. Reloaded 's ex wife

Say hi to the court

Mrs. Reloaded: "This court has been possessed... BY THE DEVIL!"

You mean Satan?

Mrs. Reloaded: "No, MR. RELOADED!"

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(BTW she's still crazy)

Uh... anyone want to ask the Talking Head any questions?

sorry to break it to you but your powers aren't real

 

[Bepo D. Bear]

he joined @Reborn clearly he's guilty

@Reborn Hold him accountable for this smh

...Screw it.

@AL sama you told me I had to stay Jester, but didn't tell me I couldn't do Necromancy.

"Hair of furry
Full of worry
Of getting arrested in a hurry
Don't you fret just yet
Because from the dead
Returns the head
Of Mrs. Reloaded"

(it is just her head, the body is in some Nether Dragon, and I'm NOT going into the Dragon to pull the rest of her out)

Ladies and gentlemen... I present to you the Necromantic talking head of @Mr. Reloaded 's ex wife

Say hi to the court

Mrs. Reloaded: "This court has been possessed... BY THE DEVIL!"

You mean Satan?

Mrs. Reloaded: "No, MR. RELOADED!"

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(BTW she's still crazy)

Uh... anyone want to ask the Talking Head any questions?

Case closed!!! @Mr. Reloaded is the true villain, that talking head confirmed it

 

[Pot Goblin]

you asking a clown without a degree to be your lawyer is a mockery of the court and I can throw you in jail for that this very moment

Neither did my last one smh
She was a witch so there'd be no change here

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

sorry to break it to you but your powers aren't real

I consider them to be about as real as this court, to be fair.

@Reborn Hold him accountable for this blatant disrespect smh



Case closed!!! @Mr. Reloaded is the true villain, that talking head confirmed it

Uhhhhhhh. She's not exactly what I would call the most reliable witness right now.

Mrs. Reloaded: "Mr. Reloaded did 9/11! He planted the passports!"

...hoooooooo boyyyyyyyyyyyy...

Mrs. Reloaded: "Mr. Reloaded is the reason the Dodo went extinct!"

Do we have any... polygraph tests that work on... Zombie heads???

Do we???

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Neither did my last one smh
She was a witch so there'd be no change here

Wait, I'm technically a Witch.

Oh. Well.

Probably shouldn't have asked you to shave yourself...

 

[Pot Goblin]

I consider them to be about as real as this court, to be fair.

Uhhhhhhh. She's not exactly what I would call the most reliable witness right now.

Mrs. Reloaded: "Mr. Reloaded did 9/11! He planted the passports!"

...hoooooooo boyyyyyyyyyyyy...

Mrs. Reloaded: "Mr. Reloaded is the reason the Dodo went extinct!"

Do we any... polygraph tests that work on... Zombie heads???

Do we???

Post automatically merged: Jun 14, 2025

Wait, I'm technically a Witch.

Oh. Well.

Probably shouldn't have asked you to shave yourself...

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

@hime has replaced @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier

She may now counter the prosecutions evidence​

 

[AL sama]

the court can also let @CoC: Color of Clowns defend @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear under the condition that he won't do any kangaroo nonsense

 

[Flower]

You can NOT silence a Witch.

 

[AL sama]

You can NOT silence a Witch.

you can babble all you want in jail

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

the court can also let @CoC: Color of Clowns defend @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear under the condition that he won't do any kangaroo nonsense

...Sure, why not?

 

[Bepo D. Bear]

...Sure, why not?

@Pot Goblin We're safed

 

[AL sama]

in the meantime the jury is like

 

[Pot Goblin]

@Pot Goblin We're safed

I'm gonna visit my family for father's day today
And say my goodbyes

 

[Bepo D. Bear]

I'm gonna visit my family for father's day today
And say my goodbyes

But maybe its not a bad idea