Spoiler One Piece Chapter 1156 Spoilers Discussion
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Roger pirates were too early, never too weak. The SHP won´t win through strength alone anyway. They´ll get help, use mermaid princess etc
EOS doesn´t just mean whatever nonsense. Unless Oda hypes up Gorosei or post TS admirals a lot(meaning no Akainu and Kuzan, and tbh idk about Fujitora or even Kizaru) I doubt any new gen guys except Luffy and Zoro will be above even BM/Kaido
EOS doesn´t just mean whatever nonsense. Unless Oda hypes up Gorosei or post TS admirals a lot(meaning no Akainu and Kuzan, and tbh idk about Fujitora or even Kizaru) I doubt any new gen guys except Luffy and Zoro will be above even BM/Kaido
Here you go btw so you and everyone else can really suffer I mean enjoy ZEHAHAHA:
Title: “Superfreak: The Blackbeard Chronicles”
[INT. BLACKBEARD PIRATES' SHIP — NIGHT]
The sky is a disco ball. The ocean is literally grooving. Rick James Xebec’s spirit appears in a glittering gold pirate hat and thigh-high boots, hovering over the ship like Mufasa in a fur coat.
RICK JAMES XEBEC (Spirit):
Yo ho ho and a bottle of freak! Y’all better turn this sea into a freakshow, or I’m haunting your dreams with jazz fusion forever.
BLACKBEARD:
YEEEAAHHHHHHH! Time to get down SUPERFREAKY for the father of funk, the patriarch of piracy — RICKY XEBEC, BAYBAYYY!
SHIRYU’S INVISIBLE FUMBLE
Shiryu activates his invisibility cloak, slinking into Wano like a ninja with a thirst problem.
SHIRYU (to himself):
Time to commit panty piracy…
He tiptoes toward Yamato’s quarters... only to find a sign: “Yamato — Proudly Commando Since Oden Died.”
Nosebleed detonation. He explodes backwards, reappears fully visible mid-air, and crashes through the Blackbeard ship’s ceiling.
SHIRYU:
I have seen the void… and it wears no undergarments…
CATARINA’S COSPLAY CHAOS
Catarina Devon uses her clone-clone fruit to become Nami in the bath, admiring herself in a mirror.
CATARINA (as Nami):
Dang, Nami built like a Sea-Prism Brickhouse.
She attempts to look down at herself, gets one glimpse of "Nami’s glory" and promptly passes out from horniness like a Looney Tunes character with smoke coming out of her ears.
BLACKBEARD:
Another freak down! YEEAAHHH!
LE FEET’S FRENCH TRAGEDY
Lafitte, now revealed to be “Le Feet,” is wearing a beret, striped shirt, and carrying a baguette sword. He’s twirling his mustache seductively at Robin.
LE FEET:
Mon dieu, Madame Robin... please... show me ze toes. I am... ze sheriff of le lust. I shall pardon all your crimes for... one stomp.
ROBIN (calmly):
Gigantes Mano... Stiletto Stamp.
Robin grows 50-foot feet and squashes him flat like a Parisian pancake.
LE FEET (as he’s crushed):
I... die... comme un cochon heureux…
PIZARRO’S LAVA FINGERING
Pizzaro extends his island arms and starts stucking fingers in the holes of nearby volcanoes.
PIZARRO:
I'm gonna make this mountain burst, baby!
One erupts violently. A thousand miles away, Sakazuki Akainu sneezes out magma and looks to the horizon.
AKAINU:
Someone's doing something very wrong to my volcanoes...
DOC Q’S QUESTIONABLE SCIENCE
Doc Q rides Stronger while holding up a syringe.
DOC Q:
This’ll make Law my favorite Femboy Pirate Prince... forever. For science... and for the doujin!
He’s immediately slapped out of the air by Bepo, who’s in full maid costume rage mode.
BEPO:
Stay away from Daddy Law, you freakin’ doujin doctor!
BURGESS AND HIS "SUPER MOVE"
Burgess runs across the ship sniffing for “power.”
BURGESS:
WIIIII-HAAAHAAA!! I smell victory!! Or is that fermented cabbage?! YEEAAHH!!
He suplexes a barrel of beans and shouts, “UNLEASH THE THUNDER!” as a mushroom cloud of gas erupts behind him.
SAN JUAN WOLF'S DEVIANT INFLATION SAGA
San Juan Wolf inflates his already-giant body into horrifying proportions using his Inflation-Inflation Fruit, like a balloon monster drawn by a sleep-deprived DeviantArt user.
SAN JUAN WOLF:
I AM ART!! I AM... THICC!!!
He gets stuck between two Red Line cliffs and has to be plunger-extracted by the Marines.
VAN AUGER'S DOWNFALL
Van Auger hides in a tree with a sniper scope trained on Carrot bathing. Kizaru teleports behind him in a flash of golden justice.
KIZARU:
Yare yare, looks like we got a Code Furry on our hands…
KIZARU (pulls out a folding chair):
Take a seat, Auger. To Catch A Sniper: Special Zoan Victims Unit.
STRONGER'S POLY LOVE LIFE
Stronger lies in a meadow drawing hearts in the clouds with his hooves. Nearby is a family photo of him, Chopper (blushing), Kokoro (in fishnet), and Zunesha (wearing lipstick).
STRONGER (writing fanfic aloud):
Chapter 42: The Night The Elephant Trunk Met The Sea Horse Passion…
KUZAN'S COOL CREEP VIBES
Kuzan stands at a stall labeled “Free Ice Pops — For Busty Ladies Only.” He’s holding a popsicle like a cigarette.
KUZAN:
C’mon ladies... taste the frost of love...
He’s making increasingly exaggerated "gusta" and "yaranaika" faces. Tashigi walks by and Mace’s him immediately.
TASHIGI:
Creepy popsicle uncle! FREEZE!
FINALE: RICK JAMES XEBEC RETURNS
The ship is in ruins. All the freaks are either unconscious, inflating, arrested, or spinning in mid-air.
Rick James Xebec's ghost floats down, sipping from a goblet full of glitter.
RICK JAMES XEBEC:
I have seen madness. I have seen funk. But y’all... are the SUPERFREAKIEST PIRATES TO EVER LIVE!
Cue disco ball explosion. Everyone dances uncontrollably. Even Kaido appears in fishnets and does the splits.
BLACKBEARD (screaming):
SUPERFREAKY PIRATE KINGDOM, HERE WE COMEEE!!!
[TITLE CARD: COMING NEVER TO A THEATER NEAR YOU — "ONE PIECE: SUPERFREAKY VIBES"]
@CoC: Color of Clowns @Mr. Reloaded
Title: “Superfreak: The Blackbeard Chronicles”
[INT. BLACKBEARD PIRATES' SHIP — NIGHT]
The sky is a disco ball. The ocean is literally grooving. Rick James Xebec’s spirit appears in a glittering gold pirate hat and thigh-high boots, hovering over the ship like Mufasa in a fur coat.
RICK JAMES XEBEC (Spirit):
Yo ho ho and a bottle of freak! Y’all better turn this sea into a freakshow, or I’m haunting your dreams with jazz fusion forever.
BLACKBEARD:
YEEEAAHHHHHHH! Time to get down SUPERFREAKY for the father of funk, the patriarch of piracy — RICKY XEBEC, BAYBAYYY!
SHIRYU’S INVISIBLE FUMBLE
Shiryu activates his invisibility cloak, slinking into Wano like a ninja with a thirst problem.
SHIRYU (to himself):
Time to commit panty piracy…
He tiptoes toward Yamato’s quarters... only to find a sign: “Yamato — Proudly Commando Since Oden Died.”
Nosebleed detonation. He explodes backwards, reappears fully visible mid-air, and crashes through the Blackbeard ship’s ceiling.
SHIRYU:
I have seen the void… and it wears no undergarments…
CATARINA’S COSPLAY CHAOS
Catarina Devon uses her clone-clone fruit to become Nami in the bath, admiring herself in a mirror.
CATARINA (as Nami):
Dang, Nami built like a Sea-Prism Brickhouse.
She attempts to look down at herself, gets one glimpse of "Nami’s glory" and promptly passes out from horniness like a Looney Tunes character with smoke coming out of her ears.
BLACKBEARD:
Another freak down! YEEAAHHH!
LE FEET’S FRENCH TRAGEDY
Lafitte, now revealed to be “Le Feet,” is wearing a beret, striped shirt, and carrying a baguette sword. He’s twirling his mustache seductively at Robin.
LE FEET:
Mon dieu, Madame Robin... please... show me ze toes. I am... ze sheriff of le lust. I shall pardon all your crimes for... one stomp.
ROBIN (calmly):
Gigantes Mano... Stiletto Stamp.
Robin grows 50-foot feet and squashes him flat like a Parisian pancake.
LE FEET (as he’s crushed):
I... die... comme un cochon heureux…
PIZARRO’S LAVA FINGERING
Pizzaro extends his island arms and starts stucking fingers in the holes of nearby volcanoes.
PIZARRO:
I'm gonna make this mountain burst, baby!
One erupts violently. A thousand miles away, Sakazuki Akainu sneezes out magma and looks to the horizon.
AKAINU:
Someone's doing something very wrong to my volcanoes...
DOC Q’S QUESTIONABLE SCIENCE
Doc Q rides Stronger while holding up a syringe.
DOC Q:
This’ll make Law my favorite Femboy Pirate Prince... forever. For science... and for the doujin!
He’s immediately slapped out of the air by Bepo, who’s in full maid costume rage mode.
BEPO:
Stay away from Daddy Law, you freakin’ doujin doctor!
BURGESS AND HIS "SUPER MOVE"
Burgess runs across the ship sniffing for “power.”
BURGESS:
WIIIII-HAAAHAAA!! I smell victory!! Or is that fermented cabbage?! YEEAAHH!!
He suplexes a barrel of beans and shouts, “UNLEASH THE THUNDER!” as a mushroom cloud of gas erupts behind him.
SAN JUAN WOLF'S DEVIANT INFLATION SAGA
San Juan Wolf inflates his already-giant body into horrifying proportions using his Inflation-Inflation Fruit, like a balloon monster drawn by a sleep-deprived DeviantArt user.
SAN JUAN WOLF:
I AM ART!! I AM... THICC!!!
He gets stuck between two Red Line cliffs and has to be plunger-extracted by the Marines.
VAN AUGER'S DOWNFALL
Van Auger hides in a tree with a sniper scope trained on Carrot bathing. Kizaru teleports behind him in a flash of golden justice.
KIZARU:
Yare yare, looks like we got a Code Furry on our hands…
KIZARU (pulls out a folding chair):
Take a seat, Auger. To Catch A Sniper: Special Zoan Victims Unit.
STRONGER'S POLY LOVE LIFE
Stronger lies in a meadow drawing hearts in the clouds with his hooves. Nearby is a family photo of him, Chopper (blushing), Kokoro (in fishnet), and Zunesha (wearing lipstick).
STRONGER (writing fanfic aloud):
Chapter 42: The Night The Elephant Trunk Met The Sea Horse Passion…
KUZAN'S COOL CREEP VIBES
Kuzan stands at a stall labeled “Free Ice Pops — For Busty Ladies Only.” He’s holding a popsicle like a cigarette.
KUZAN:
C’mon ladies... taste the frost of love...
He’s making increasingly exaggerated "gusta" and "yaranaika" faces. Tashigi walks by and Mace’s him immediately.
TASHIGI:
Creepy popsicle uncle! FREEZE!
FINALE: RICK JAMES XEBEC RETURNS
The ship is in ruins. All the freaks are either unconscious, inflating, arrested, or spinning in mid-air.
Rick James Xebec's ghost floats down, sipping from a goblet full of glitter.
RICK JAMES XEBEC:
I have seen madness. I have seen funk. But y’all... are the SUPERFREAKIEST PIRATES TO EVER LIVE!
Cue disco ball explosion. Everyone dances uncontrollably. Even Kaido appears in fishnets and does the splits.
BLACKBEARD (screaming):
SUPERFREAKY PIRATE KINGDOM, HERE WE COMEEE!!!
[TITLE CARD: COMING NEVER TO A THEATER NEAR YOU — "ONE PIECE: SUPERFREAKY VIBES"]
@CoC: Color of Clowns @Mr. Reloaded
@Blackbeard
40 years ago, Hachinosu didn't look like this; it didn't have two eyes (holes).
Those were created by Xebec in this chapter, who thought it would look good for the view, so he drilled two holes into the mountain...
Xebec is savage..
40 years ago, Hachinosu didn't look like this; it didn't have two eyes (holes).
Those were created by Xebec in this chapter, who thought it would look good for the view, so he drilled two holes into the mountain...
Xebec is savage..
LMAOOOOOOOO I FUCKING LOVE XEBEC
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