Plus dick/porn gifs all around the panels for me.
Ganzui (Blackbeard): "Do you know how many porn gifs are on one of those sites? Over a Billion."
Shiki (CoC): "A B-B-B-Billion!?!??!?!?!?" (stares at his Adblock Settings with temptation)
Blackbeard pulls the hair off a nearby gooner, and turns it into a spear using his Bald Fruit: "Sick of all the bald jokes, CoC, YOU FAT NOSED FURRY GOONER!!!"
(CoC turns back in surprise as he gets stabbed with luscious locks of hair in his giant nose)
But it turns out the CoC was actually
@Mr. Reloaded in disguise
Blackbeard: "Reloaded? Why are you on Fraud Valley?!? You have hair, and a wife! You don't need to sell your dignity for TCB's porn gifs, like that gooner, CoC!"
Reloaded: "They kidnapped my wife... like hell I'm going to let anyone else kill her!"