Give a Zoroach a hand and they'll ask why you didn't use both.
Give a Zoroach an inch and they'll complain it wasn't a mile.
Do a Zoroach a favor and they'll treat it like you finally did your job.
Offer a Zoroach kindness and they'll mistake it for weakness.
Compliment a Zoroach once and they'll spend the day insulting everyone else.
Lend a Zoroach your ear and they'll never stop talking about themselves.
Trust a Zoroach once and they'll give you a reason not to again.
A Zoroach could find fault with a rainbow and still complain about the weather.
A Zoroach leaves every room a little colder than they found it.
A Zoroach's reflection is the only company they seem to enjoy.
Give a Zoroach the spotlight and they'll forget who lit it.
Give a Zoroach nothing, and somehow it'll still be your fault.
Save a Zoroach from drowning and they'll complain you wrinkled their shirt.
Pave the way for a Zoroach and they'll complain about the color of the asphalt.
Apologize to a Zoroach and they'll demand it in writing.
Agree with a Zoroach and they'll change their mind just to keep the argument going.
Give a Zoroach the shirt off your back and they'll ask why it isn’t silk.
Show a Zoroach a miracle and they'll ask why it didn't happen yesterday.
A Zoroach could win the lottery and immediately complain about the paperwork.
Hand a Zoroach a silver lining and they'll complain that the cloud isn't big enough.
Buy a Zoroach a meal and they'll critique the temperature of the free water.
A Zoroach is the only one who would throw a life vest back and ask for a different color.
Hold the door for a Zoroach and they'll walk through like they own the building.
Give a Zoroach your time and they'll act like you were the one wasting theirs.