According to his own account, Reloaded is being held captive in the Loki fandom,should we rescue him


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@kekaro @soupongo @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier

Elbaf has been the arc of schizo theories, but can we agree that the “Ryumor slayed John Elbaf and Onigashima is John Elbaf’s skull” theory reigns supreme? That theory was retarded since inception. I mean all you have to do is fucking look at the Onigashima skull to realize how stupid it is.

Onigashima has a humanoid skull, not a dragon skull. We know what Nidhogg’s head looks like thanks to Loki, so the Onigashima skull obviously can’t be the former Nidhogg full beast form.

It also can’t be the Hybrid form’s skull because we’ve seen an outline of its head shape in the Harald flashback, and it clearly doesn’t match. And Hybrid Loki’s skull is obviously nowhere near Onigashima sized.

You can’t even argue that John Elbaf was actually 100x larger than Loki, because we saw him standing next to Ratatoskr in that panel with Nika, and he’s only a few times larger than Ratatoskr, who is only like 3x taller than Jinbe
Zboys wanted Ryuma to have done it because they want Oda to make him a parallel character to Soyboy and Oda made it pretty clear that Imu doesn't care so that was their final cope, idk if it was technically even debunked yet

I wonder why OP fans are so weird about letting theories go? I have 2 theories:

1. A lot of them are genuine larpers and don’t even realize that their theory as either been outright debunked by the manga, or been made highly implausible. A lot of them are also just genuinely autistic, so they just can’t pick up on the reasons why their theory makes no sense anymore. For example, with the Buggy being Rock’s son thing, why would Oda be holding off on that reveal when he just casually revealed BB being his son, which is obviously a much more important reveal than Buggy being his son? Also, for the theory to be true, we’d have to assume that Xebec cheated on Eris, which doesn’t really line up with his characterization at all since he loved Eris so much he stopping simping for Shakky because of her
2. They’ve spent years arguing for a certain theory and just can’t cope with it being disproven

Elbaf has honestly exposed just how schizophrenic the OP theorist community is tbh.
Remember when people believed that time in Elbaf flowed differently because of an offhand remark from Gaban? Do people still believe that and it just never came up the entire arc, even in casual conversation?
 
Counter question, which ryumor theory ever was not schizo and amounted to anything in the first place?

Remember when #they said pissjuro gonna kneel to citizen cause he looks like fillermor?
lol
I mean at least that one could have actually been true. The Onigashima one never had any backing in the manga and could instantly be disproven by having a funxtioning eye and half a brain cell
 
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Zboys wanted Ryuma to have done it because they want Oda to make him a parallel character to Soyboy and Oda made it pretty clear that Imu doesn't care so that was their final cope, idk if it was technically even debunked yet


Remember when people believed that time in Elbaf flowed differently because of an offhand remark from Gaban? Do people still believe that and it just never came up the entire arc, even in casual conversation?
It was debunked when we saw John Elbaf fighting Nika. He was only a few times larger than Ragnir, so his base form is too small for his head to be Onigashima sized. The Onigashima skull can’t be his full beast form either because the Onigashima skull isn’t shaped like a dragon skull. It can’t be Hybrid because the size and shape don’t match


There was that weird line from Louis Arnot about not lingering too long in Elbaf, which I guess will have no payoff because he clearly wasn’t referring to the HKs and Imu
 
At least it’s not as bad as the Batman G2 pose. MZTS is gonna use this as proof that OP is more popular than JJK in the west btw
The fact that OP fanboys actually soy out at this shit is genuinely hilarious. At least I kind of get it for maybe the OPLA(even though it shouldn't exist), but thinking the OP Patrick star McDonald's collaboration will finally own the Bleachtards is when you need to find God.
 
The fact that OP fanboys actually soy out at this shit is genuinely hilarious. At least I kind of get it for maybe the OPLA(even though it shouldn't exist), but thinking the OP Patrick star McDonald's collaboration will finally own the Bleachtards is when you need to find God.
They just wish their series was popular enough to delay Spiderman 5, like the Naruto Live Action
 
@kekaro @soupongo @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier

Elbaf has been the arc of schizo theories, but can we agree that the “Ryumor slayed John Elbaf and Onigashima is John Elbaf’s skull” theory reigns supreme? That theory was retarded since inception. I mean all you have to do is fucking look at the Onigashima skull to realize how stupid it is.

Onigashima has a humanoid skull, not a dragon skull. We know what Nidhogg’s head looks like thanks to Loki, so the Onigashima skull obviously can’t be the former Nidhogg full beast form.

It also can’t be the Hybrid form’s skull because we’ve seen an outline of its head shape in the Harald flashback, and it clearly doesn’t match. And Hybrid Loki’s skull is obviously nowhere near Onigashima sized.

You can’t even argue that John Elbaf was actually 100x larger than Loki, because we saw him standing next to Ratatoskr in that panel with Nika, and he’s only a few times larger than Ratatoskr, who is only like 3x taller than Jinbe
I'm pretty sure the dragon he killed was never as big as zoro wankers were claiming, they only say it was flying over the capital after all. If it was so big that it's skull alone was the size of onigashima I'm pretty sure they'd have worded it differently than "it just flew over one region of wano"
 
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