I'm starting to think
@TheAncientCenturion isn't cursed, but has some form of high clairvoyance, but refuses to accept the futures he sees because they disprove his agendas, thus causing him to argue against them before they occur, leading it to seem as if he's cursed.
I think TAC has Future Sight, but keeps arguing with it because he fucking despises Oda's writing
That's my big running WorstGen conspiracy theory, TAC has Advanced Observation Haki. It's the only logical explanation for the fact that this keeps fucking happening.