If I were ever approached by a journalist in how I would want to promote myself professional i.e. "the tv actress went on the explain the proper ways of petting a cat" I would go with most abysmal option
"The mass murderer said to pick your tomatoes at the end of August"
"The lizard people enthusiast told me my zipper was undone"
"Walt Disney's secretary who he also froze explained the magic of packaging peanuts"