Why was the math teacher late to work? She took the rhombus.
I'm really excited for the next autopsy club. It's open Mike night!
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.
A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting
NO FUCKING SWEARING ON MY FUCKING CHRISTIAN MNECRAFT SERVER FOR FUCKS SAKE, HOLY SHIT HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP FUCKING SWEARING, ITS NOT ALLOWED FOR FUCKS SAKE, PLEASE STOP FOR FUCKS SAKE MY MUM CHECKS MY PHONE, AND ITS AGAINST THE FUCKING RULES. HOLY SHIT I SWEAR TO GOD THE NEXT TIME I HEAR SOME DIPSHIT SWEAR IM GONNA FUCKING BAN THEM, DO THE WORDS "CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER" MEAN FUCKING NOTHI
You'll never find a human that steals school supplies and if you do letme know who (who) and I'll beat him down.
CEO of Throwing Hands
I will commit mass genocide against all berries now. I will pluck them one by one from the root, while all of their relatives are watching and fearing for their very lives. They will know only despair as they wait for their inevitable demise as I put them all in a basket together w
Now he's even selling motorized water vehicles??!
How many will survive 10+ years?
See, lyrically I'm Mario Andretti on the MOMO
Ludicrous, we speedy, or infectious with the slow-mo
Heard me in the eighties, J.B's on the promo
In my never ending quest to get the paper on the caper
But now, let me take it to the Queens side
I'm taking it to Brooklyn side
All the residential Quee