My likes arrived just the other day;
Came to the world in the usually way
But there were IRL stuffs to catch and bills to pay.
He learned to while I was away.
He was talkin' 'fore I knew it.
And as he grew he said,
"I'm gonna be like you, Finalbeta.
You know I'm gonna be like you."
Sometimes I wish people with an IQ of 100 and beyond would grasp the simple notion that 'dumping someone over a fictional character' does not necessarily imply that the fictional character in question is itself the sole reason for the event to occur, but that the wrong manners and the wrong way of reasoning of the counterpart were foremostly the triggering agents of such event. Rack your meninges a little.