I saw you whining on Deviantart .Guess it's hard for you to cope with the fact that I officially made you my bitch when we debated over the thematic values of MLP Friendship is Magic last week. But don't worry , some wounds take a long time to heal , I know , but a lesson without pain is meaningless. Understanding and accepting your place in the food chain is what will prevent you from making idiotic mistakes that -
Working out and then managing your diet requires intensive hardwork and management+ patience to get physique or stay fit. It requires hell of dedication and pain. If anything this isn't hiding insecurity but overcoming it
The rat colony living in the Jewnicorn Gym Showers have now established a democratic government, working MCdonalds ice cream machines and reached space travel.
They sent an ambassador asking for 50% of all profit achieved by the Jewnicorn Brand, and also requested that we stop referring to them as rats and start calling them by their true name: "Deitic Overlords that are to be worshipped".
Sorry, everyone…Jewnicorn Fitness died last night for the 847th time and officially revived forever immediately afterwards, so this is the rest of your life and mine right here!! #JewnicornFitnessWillNeverDieEvenWhenJDBDiesOnSeptember16th2038 🤯😤🫡🫠🤤✡️❤️🔥🕎💫💪🦾🤑😈
Just watched my neighbor’s kid get down on all fours in their front yard and suck water directly from a ground sprinkler…I already knew none of the children on my street are going to college, but now I’m wondering how many of them will be brain dead by the time they’re supposed to 🫠
Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly
Dj spinnin' I said, "My My"
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
François c'est pas, Flash ain't no dude
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
Apologizing to my parents for wasting my potential as an Internet Lord™️, they called my 3rd grade teacher and every woman I’ve slept with and made me apologize to them too, my employer has asked me to resign, my neighbors are leaving flaming laptops on my doorstep at all times, I can’t live like this anymore, I’m sorry for disappointing everyone on this forum, I vow to do better in my next virtual life…
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So I let 9 Indian "doctors" take a close look on my genitalia in the back rooms for no reason then?
They told me it was an extraordinary specimen and that they would love to see how it morbs.
And you're telling me this is a scam?
I have an appointment with them tomorrow...