One of my neighbors has a pet rooster for reasons beyond my understanding (I do not live on or near a farm), and it only starts crowing at noon...like, yeah, I know the sun’s up, you dumb fucking bird!! You’re the one who decided to sleep in!! 👺😾
WTF is that signature LMAO?😂😂 What's even worst is that @Kiwipom and @Natalija won't look at me the same way ever again.😭 Sex and Pot Lulz and Goat (JDB's alt) is a good one though.👌
A montage set to Dolly Parton’s seminal hit “9 To 5,” but it’s just me waking up, stepping out of bed, and then getting slapped in the face with various deli meats and slowly getting more aroused with each one for the entirety of the song.
Three-part question:
1. Should I change my avatar?
2. What should I choose for my new one?
3. Why the hell am I asking a bunch of weebs for their opinion when I’m ultimately gonna do whatever the fuck I want?
All the liberals on my Facebook feed acting like Biden’s gonna save us from everything...yes, Donnie was the biggest cunt-in-chief of my lifetime, but if Joe remains an establishment dork, shit won’t get any better. Removing a cancerous tumor is always good, though!! See you never, you fuckin’ orange mongrel!!
WTF is that signature LMAO?😂😂 What's even worst is that @Kiwipom and @Natalija won't look at me the same way ever again.😭 Sex and Pot Lulz and Goat (JDB's alt) is a good one though.👌
BigBro Jewd, I need a book reference on "How To Be Able To Read A Man's Mind When He Suddenly Becomes Quiet And Sometimes Change The Wifi Pass Without My Permission."
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