Worstgen

TheKnightOfTheSea

Despite the advice of my family, and my basic common sense, I'll purchase 5 life time memberships.

BangOO🍅

Seems like joining as a VIP member is my biggest regret

Jew D. Boy

Glad you’re both as excited about giving me even more of your money as I am about taking it!! 😊😋

Melontonin

I can't wait to learn how to operate this cash register to scam @TheKnightOfTheSea out of his money once more!

TheKnightOfTheSea

@Melontonin learning how to operate a cash register is super expensive, I'll loan you some money to make it easier on your wallet :)

Melontonin

I hope your proud @Papa

Jew D. Boy

@Employee of the Month How could I not be proud?? You haven’t even learned how to work the new register and you’ve already got a grade-A suc-uhh, I mean, @Our Favorite Customer donating more money to the cause!! You deserve a raise! (We’ll negotiate later) 🤑☺️

TheKnightOfTheSea

This is like..... charity...... but more corrupt. My kind of place.

I'm going to go buy some gasoline, I'll be back in a couple of hours.

MangoSenpai

Sorry, I lifted so hard and fast that it created friction in the air, and the whole thing took on fire!!

TheKnightOfTheSea

My left hand man Mango always tells the truth. Thankfully, the only other thing that got destroyed is my financial security.

Good luck with your next gym 💪 🦄

Jew D. Boy

@MangoSenpai Nobody told me you patronized the Jewnicorn Fitness franchise! I’ll have to offer you a special discount to celebrate the occasion, how does a 20 percent markup sound?

MangoSenpai

Yes, I go incognito, because I don't want the Garden Gnome Association to recognize me..

Rhea

#VisitJewnicornDreamland

TheKnightOfTheSea

#HOWMUCHDOESITCOST

Jew D. Boy

#GiveWhatYouCan #YouCanGiveAllYourMoneyToMe #IBelieveInYou #JustDoIt #SponsoredByNike

Reborn

Jewicorn Fitness hype 🤩🤩

Once reborn joined it. He came out as reborninfomer 💪

Zara came out as Moon, tris as tricycle, melon as lemon, Rhea became fond of tea over coffee. it's highly effective in refining what you are

Well except in case of nat...she came out as a bitch