Heard that the US government is giving away free lighthouses as they’ve been rendered useless by GPS, and it honestly sounds better than apartment living ever has…you may only have one big curved wall, but at least you don’t have to share it with anyone!! 😎😤🫠
I am working tirelessly day in and day out to find create the elixir of youth, I feel like I am so close, yet so far.
Though I know my efforts are meaningless in the presence of a God, I still wish to offer my deepest and sincirest wishes for your divine highness.
A man so high above, a heart bigger than the sun, and lungs the size of jupiter
May you bless us for many years to come, happy birthday
Thanks for not double checking my profile before offering me birthday wishes, everybody!! It warms my heart to see how readily you lemmings slop up whatever bullshit that proven rascal @TheAncientCenturion feeds you!! 🥳🤩😎🤑😈🔥💫🎂🍰🧁🎉🎊🎁🎈
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