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Finally found the proper translation for Jon Xina Bing Chilling Video after 5 years.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NwG4aSdoBjk
People who set off fireworks in residential neighborhoods before sundown on random non-holiday occasions are also the worst at sex because nobody ever wants to have it with them 🤬🤬🤬 
Hey man, did you finish Laggan?
Saw someone on Twitter claim that Z - yes, the non-canon admiral from the non-canon movie named after him - is the greatest character in OP history, and I just…what are we doing here, man?? If they’re trolling, is that the best they could do?? And if they’re not trolling, Jesus Christ, what??? 
Oh boy 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 
Hater. 
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you. 
My man🤙🏼🤙🏼
Every get high then climb a tree and wonder….
How the fuck
Did I get up here?
And start to panic
And contemplate how life was before that moment
And how life will be after that moment?
Comedy album titles from “edgy” standup performers always sound like this -
First: Slapped and Clapped!
Second: A Face Only Your Mother Could Ride
Third: Unshakeable
Fourth: Real Men Wear Corduroys
Fifth: Live at Carnegie Hall…No Apologies
Sixth: One for the Road (Head)
Lady JDB’s family is giving her shit because we chose the same place - not the same time - to honeymoon as her brother and his fiancé (who set their wedding date two months before ours) and they think we’re stepping on their toes…y’all, I’ve cut out plenty of my blood relatives for much less, so believe me when I say I’ll have NO problem telling my soon-to-be in-laws to simultaneously suck my asshole AND my balls 🫡
When you think about it
A doctor wishes you illness
A lawyer wishes you get sued
A therapist wishes you depression
And an engineer wishes your car fails
But only a thief wishes you prosperity
Can a glass bong go in the recycling bin?? Serious answers only, but if you think you’ve got a good joke, toss it in too 😮💨😤🫠
Pinzoro is honestly the funniest thing Oda has ever written, can’t even be mad about how stupid it is 🤣🫠🤑
Me and the boys will be watching Cocaine Bear on day one
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/486/402/b68.jpg
My friends all say I’m like Mike Tyson - I’m unemployed, I’m a huge stoner, I was in Hangover 2, I bit off Evander Holyfield’s ear in 1997, and I sound like a squeak toy filled with helium 🥶 
Obligatory monthly Peiwei>>Panda Express comment
None of us are inherently deserving of love, but for those who’ve fallen ass backwards into it, have a fun and romantic day; for those who haven’t, believe me, everyone in the first category is jealous of your freedom and independence, so cherish it while you have it 😘🥰😍❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎💕💞💓💗💖💘💝
I speak for every Eggball fans that the only good thing about Super Bowl LVII is we will get an exclusive Trailer of the most anticipated movie release of this year. 🤩👀🔥🥳🎉🎊⚽️ -
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