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Waluigi's daddy apparently Snidely Whiplash.

Waluigi is a good sport, and will never be melodramatic or take defeat lying down.

Waluigi not only a Jedi, he also learn the ways of the Sith, to become a complete and wise leader.

Waluigi is also beloved gay icon for some reason. Waluigi pritty sure he straight, but also, valid ally. So says this card Waluigi carries that identifies him as the President of the gay and lesbian alliance for some reason. (Waluigi actually have dozens of LGBT+ friends IRL, true story)

Waluigi is the 5 greatest rappers of all time, because he spits hot fire.

Waluigi have 300 foot vertical leap.

Waluigi is an excellent driver, just like rain man. Also, excellent backseat driver.

Waluigi is a generous lover.

Waluigi is a gracious winner.

Waluigi is very athletic. He star in all the sports games.

Waluigi is a very successful businessman. Owns bridal boutique and sells nothing but purple dresses made from melted down records. Used to own record store but something happened to all the records! Nobody buy Waluigi's polka music.

Waluigi is also a life coach and inspirational leader.

Waluigi star in all the video games! See, here he is, being the star of Ocarina of Time for the Nintendo 64.

Waluigi learn all the dance moves. Here he is, dabbing.

Waluigi not have a girlfriend except in his own mind, when he dance in front of the mirror!

Waluigi's favorite power up is the poisoned mushroom! It purple just like Waluigi!

Waluigi would be number one, but everybody cheating except Waluigi! / roleplaying. (Waluigi insists the only reason he loses is because of some grand conspiracy against just him.)

Waluigi number one!

Waluigi time!

I am here.