CHAPTER 1159: "THE ISLAND OF DESTINY"
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Damn... so Garling just had kids with a stranger while he was gathering information hahahha. That damn bastard.
Celestial Dragons some have bad genes for having sex between them, reason Shanks and Shamlock are kind stronger imo.
Shakky being hostage for like... 1 year could also mean she was rapped and had a Kid... could be Mihawk? And the relation of his eyes with Imu?
Kinda like Ginny
Celestial Dragons some have bad genes for having sex between them, reason Shanks and Shamlock are kind stronger imo.
Shakky being hostage for like... 1 year could also mean she was rapped and had a Kid... could be Mihawk? And the relation of his eyes with Imu?
Kinda like Ginny
I only mention it in the hopes that no one will speak skibidi Roblox to me.
But yes, I'm old. There are a few of us here, I think.
But yes, I'm old. There are a few of us here, I think.
Wordy, I can only apologise immensely in advance and I don't blame you if you never wanna talk to me again after this....
LOLOLOLOL:
Title: Ohio Piece: TooCool Sigmahawk's Rizz Training Arc
Characters:
TooCool Sigmahawk (Dracule Mihawk): The World's Strongest Sigma, King of the Gyatts, son of Dark Bling King Rayleigh and Kuja Errbody-Simping-4-Me-Empress Shakuyaku.
Roronoa Zoro: The Simp Slayer, lost at sea (and in life), seeking sigma enlightenment.
Perona: The Ghost Girl, unbothered, moisturized, happy, in her lane.
Baboons: Just vibin', maybe occasionally hitting the griddy.
Setting: Kuraigana Island. Gloomy, but the vibes are impeccable.
(SCENE START)
(The scene opens on Kuraigana Island. Perona is casually scrolling TikTok on her ghost phone, completely unfazed by the desolate surroundings. Baboons are attempting to do the Skibidi Toilet dance in the background. Suddenly, Zoro, battered and bruised, stumbles into view. He falls to his knees before TooCool Sigmahawk, who is lounging on his throne, polishing his Legendary Black Blade, "The Ultimate Rizzler.")
ZORO: (Gasping, tears streaming down his face like a waterfall emoji) Sheeeesh, TooCool Sigmahawk! My leetle heart can't take this L anymore! I'm so lost, fr fr! My mental is crumbling like a stale Pringle!
TOOCOOL SIGMAHAWK: (Looks up slowly, his eyes glowing with an unbothered, sigma energy. He takes a long, dramatic sip from a juice box. He is literally radiating unadulterated sigmaness, a direct inheritance from his father, Dark Bling King Rayleigh, and his mother, Kuja Errbody-Simping-4-Me-Empress Shakuyaku, whose very existence causes everyone to simp, canonically.) Bruh... You're giving major crybaby energy right now. This is not the move.
ZORO: (Crawls closer, doing the worm on the ground) But sensei, my alpha is fading! My inner rizzler is weak! I need to become... THE WORLD'S STRONGEST SIGMA! I need that ultimate gyatt, that mental fortitude, that... that Skibidi Bop Mm Dada sound! Only you, TooCool Sigmahawk, the true King of Sigmas, can train me! You're literally built different, no cap!
PERONA: (Without looking up from her phone) Ugh, get a room, simps. This is cringe. You're interrupting my ASMR.
(A baboon attempts a backflip, fails, and lands with a "thud." No one notices.)
TOOCOOL SIGMAHAWK: (Raises an eyebrow, a flicker of something in his eyes – possibly mild amusement, possibly the urge to log off) You wish to wield a Black Blade? You speak of the ultimate weapon, infused with peak sigma energy, so dark it absorbed all the light from the mere thought of a non-sigma existing? My blade, "The Ultimate Rizzler," isn't just a sword, it's a spiritual successor to the Dark Bling King's own legendary weapon, born from a lineage of pure, unadulterated drip! It's so sigma, it practically mutes itself to block out all the simps. Its cuts give you instant emotional damage, making you question all your life choices. This isn't just a sword, it's a lifestyle!
ZORO: (Eyes wide, practically vibrating) Yes! I want that lifestyle! I want to cancel my opps with that energy! I want my swords to hit different! I want to be so sigma, even my sense of direction becomes a power move!
TOOCOOL SIGMAHAWK: (Sighs, a tiny, almost imperceptible "sheesh" escapes his lips. He gestures to the baboons.) See these baboons? They’ve almost mastered the art of passive aggression. Your emotional intelligence is still giving low-tier NPC. You want to wield a Black Blade that's basically a permanent "do not disturb" sign for simps? You gotta earn it. You gotta pass the ultimate brainrot challenge.
ZORO: (Struggling to stand, points a wobbly finger at TooCool Sigmahawk) Give me the challenge! I will grind until my mental is unbreakable! I will not be an L-taker! I will not be a flop! I will not be cancelled!
TOOCOOL SIGMAHAWK: (Stands up, slowly, his presence instantly making the air thicker with pure sigma aura. The baboons freeze, mid-Skibidi attempt. Perona finally looks up, intrigued.) Your training will be thus: You must find your way off this island without getting lost. Every wrong turn is a push-up. Every time you ask for directions, you lose a brain cell. Your ultimate challenge is to reach the local Starbucks and order a venti iced caramel macchiato, no sugar, extra foam, without making eye contact with anyone. And then, you must return here. Undefeated. Unbothered. Fully sigma.
ZORO: (A single tear of determination, or maybe confusion, rolls down his cheek) A... a Starbucks? But... I'm already lost just thinking about it...
TOOCOOL SIGMAHAWK: (Smirks, a subtle nod that could mean anything from "you're cooked" to "you got this, king") That's the point, simp slayer. This is your glow-up arc. May your rizz be strong, and your sense of direction be... less of an L.
(TooCool Sigmahawk then seamlessly hits the griddy, turns into a flock of bats (because why not), and disappears into the gloomy sky. Perona shakes her head.)
PERONA: (To Zoro) You know, I'm pretty sure there isn't even a Starbucks on this island. That's kinda evil.
ZORO: (Stares blankly into the distance, already looking confused) Wait, which way was he pointing? Is "Starbucks" a type of fruit?
(Fade to black as Zoro immediately walks into a tree. The baboons continue their Skibidi attempts, oblivious.)
(SCENE END)
(I will suffer divine punishment justifiably so for this lmfao.)
Seriously though Mihawk's mentor and student relationship and also brutal rivalry is some of the best writing and moments in One Piece. Part of the reason why I fell in love with it and I really felt for Zoro during his loss vs Mihawk and also begging him to train him due to what happened at Sabaody especially and so on. I'm really glad Oda gave us this and what he has done with it, it still gives me some vain hope for Zoro vs Mihawk down the line and Zoro's WSS journey and getting a black blade and so on. In all seriousness, genuinely lol.
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Wordy, I can only apologise immensely in advance and I don't blame you if you never wanna talk to me again after this....
LOLOLOLOL:
Title: Ohio Piece: TooCool Sigmahawk's Rizz Training Arc
Characters:
TooCool Sigmahawk (Dracule Mihawk): The World's Strongest Sigma, King of the Gyatts, son of Dark Bling King Rayleigh and Kuja Errbody-Simping-4-Me-Empress Shakuyaku.
Roronoa Zoro: The Simp Slayer, lost at sea (and in life), seeking sigma enlightenment.
Perona: The Ghost Girl, unbothered, moisturized, happy, in her lane.
Baboons: Just vibin', maybe occasionally hitting the griddy.
Setting: Kuraigana Island. Gloomy, but the vibes are impeccable.
(SCENE START)
(The scene opens on Kuraigana Island. Perona is casually scrolling TikTok on her ghost phone, completely unfazed by the desolate surroundings. Baboons are attempting to do the Skibidi Toilet dance in the background. Suddenly, Zoro, battered and bruised, stumbles into view. He falls to his knees before TooCool Sigmahawk, who is lounging on his throne, polishing his Legendary Black Blade, "The Ultimate Rizzler.")
ZORO: (Gasping, tears streaming down his face like a waterfall emoji) Sheeeesh, TooCool Sigmahawk! My leetle heart can't take this L anymore! I'm so lost, fr fr! My mental is crumbling like a stale Pringle!
TOOCOOL SIGMAHAWK: (Looks up slowly, his eyes glowing with an unbothered, sigma energy. He takes a long, dramatic sip from a juice box. He is literally radiating unadulterated sigmaness, a direct inheritance from his father, Dark Bling King Rayleigh, and his mother, Kuja Errbody-Simping-4-Me-Empress Shakuyaku, whose very existence causes everyone to simp, canonically.) Bruh... You're giving major crybaby energy right now. This is not the move.
ZORO: (Crawls closer, doing the worm on the ground) But sensei, my alpha is fading! My inner rizzler is weak! I need to become... THE WORLD'S STRONGEST SIGMA! I need that ultimate gyatt, that mental fortitude, that... that Skibidi Bop Mm Dada sound! Only you, TooCool Sigmahawk, the true King of Sigmas, can train me! You're literally built different, no cap!
PERONA: (Without looking up from her phone) Ugh, get a room, simps. This is cringe. You're interrupting my ASMR.
(A baboon attempts a backflip, fails, and lands with a "thud." No one notices.)
TOOCOOL SIGMAHAWK: (Raises an eyebrow, a flicker of something in his eyes – possibly mild amusement, possibly the urge to log off) You wish to wield a Black Blade? You speak of the ultimate weapon, infused with peak sigma energy, so dark it absorbed all the light from the mere thought of a non-sigma existing? My blade, "The Ultimate Rizzler," isn't just a sword, it's a spiritual successor to the Dark Bling King's own legendary weapon, born from a lineage of pure, unadulterated drip! It's so sigma, it practically mutes itself to block out all the simps. Its cuts give you instant emotional damage, making you question all your life choices. This isn't just a sword, it's a lifestyle!
ZORO: (Eyes wide, practically vibrating) Yes! I want that lifestyle! I want to cancel my opps with that energy! I want my swords to hit different! I want to be so sigma, even my sense of direction becomes a power move!
TOOCOOL SIGMAHAWK: (Sighs, a tiny, almost imperceptible "sheesh" escapes his lips. He gestures to the baboons.) See these baboons? They’ve almost mastered the art of passive aggression. Your emotional intelligence is still giving low-tier NPC. You want to wield a Black Blade that's basically a permanent "do not disturb" sign for simps? You gotta earn it. You gotta pass the ultimate brainrot challenge.
ZORO: (Struggling to stand, points a wobbly finger at TooCool Sigmahawk) Give me the challenge! I will grind until my mental is unbreakable! I will not be an L-taker! I will not be a flop! I will not be cancelled!
TOOCOOL SIGMAHAWK: (Stands up, slowly, his presence instantly making the air thicker with pure sigma aura. The baboons freeze, mid-Skibidi attempt. Perona finally looks up, intrigued.) Your training will be thus: You must find your way off this island without getting lost. Every wrong turn is a push-up. Every time you ask for directions, you lose a brain cell. Your ultimate challenge is to reach the local Starbucks and order a venti iced caramel macchiato, no sugar, extra foam, without making eye contact with anyone. And then, you must return here. Undefeated. Unbothered. Fully sigma.
ZORO: (A single tear of determination, or maybe confusion, rolls down his cheek) A... a Starbucks? But... I'm already lost just thinking about it...
TOOCOOL SIGMAHAWK: (Smirks, a subtle nod that could mean anything from "you're cooked" to "you got this, king") That's the point, simp slayer. This is your glow-up arc. May your rizz be strong, and your sense of direction be... less of an L.
(TooCool Sigmahawk then seamlessly hits the griddy, turns into a flock of bats (because why not), and disappears into the gloomy sky. Perona shakes her head.)
PERONA: (To Zoro) You know, I'm pretty sure there isn't even a Starbucks on this island. That's kinda evil.
ZORO: (Stares blankly into the distance, already looking confused) Wait, which way was he pointing? Is "Starbucks" a type of fruit?
(Fade to black as Zoro immediately walks into a tree. The baboons continue their Skibidi attempts, oblivious.)
(SCENE END)
(I will suffer divine punishment justifiably so for this lmfao.)
Seriously though Mihawk's mentor and student relationship and also brutal rivalry is some of the best writing and moments in One Piece. Part of the reason why I fell in love with it and I really felt for Zoro during his loss vs Mihawk and also begging him to train him due to what happened at Sabaody especially and so on. I'm really glad Oda gave us this and what he has done with it, it still gives me some vain hope for Zoro vs Mihawk down the line and Zoro's WSS journey and getting a black blade and so on. In all seriousness, genuinely lol.
LOLOLOLOL:
Title: Ohio Piece: TooCool Sigmahawk's Rizz Training Arc
Characters:
TooCool Sigmahawk (Dracule Mihawk): The World's Strongest Sigma, King of the Gyatts, son of Dark Bling King Rayleigh and Kuja Errbody-Simping-4-Me-Empress Shakuyaku.
Roronoa Zoro: The Simp Slayer, lost at sea (and in life), seeking sigma enlightenment.
Perona: The Ghost Girl, unbothered, moisturized, happy, in her lane.
Baboons: Just vibin', maybe occasionally hitting the griddy.
Setting: Kuraigana Island. Gloomy, but the vibes are impeccable.
(SCENE START)
(The scene opens on Kuraigana Island. Perona is casually scrolling TikTok on her ghost phone, completely unfazed by the desolate surroundings. Baboons are attempting to do the Skibidi Toilet dance in the background. Suddenly, Zoro, battered and bruised, stumbles into view. He falls to his knees before TooCool Sigmahawk, who is lounging on his throne, polishing his Legendary Black Blade, "The Ultimate Rizzler.")
ZORO: (Gasping, tears streaming down his face like a waterfall emoji) Sheeeesh, TooCool Sigmahawk! My leetle heart can't take this L anymore! I'm so lost, fr fr! My mental is crumbling like a stale Pringle!
TOOCOOL SIGMAHAWK: (Looks up slowly, his eyes glowing with an unbothered, sigma energy. He takes a long, dramatic sip from a juice box. He is literally radiating unadulterated sigmaness, a direct inheritance from his father, Dark Bling King Rayleigh, and his mother, Kuja Errbody-Simping-4-Me-Empress Shakuyaku, whose very existence causes everyone to simp, canonically.) Bruh... You're giving major crybaby energy right now. This is not the move.
ZORO: (Crawls closer, doing the worm on the ground) But sensei, my alpha is fading! My inner rizzler is weak! I need to become... THE WORLD'S STRONGEST SIGMA! I need that ultimate gyatt, that mental fortitude, that... that Skibidi Bop Mm Dada sound! Only you, TooCool Sigmahawk, the true King of Sigmas, can train me! You're literally built different, no cap!
PERONA: (Without looking up from her phone) Ugh, get a room, simps. This is cringe. You're interrupting my ASMR.
(A baboon attempts a backflip, fails, and lands with a "thud." No one notices.)
TOOCOOL SIGMAHAWK: (Raises an eyebrow, a flicker of something in his eyes – possibly mild amusement, possibly the urge to log off) You wish to wield a Black Blade? You speak of the ultimate weapon, infused with peak sigma energy, so dark it absorbed all the light from the mere thought of a non-sigma existing? My blade, "The Ultimate Rizzler," isn't just a sword, it's a spiritual successor to the Dark Bling King's own legendary weapon, born from a lineage of pure, unadulterated drip! It's so sigma, it practically mutes itself to block out all the simps. Its cuts give you instant emotional damage, making you question all your life choices. This isn't just a sword, it's a lifestyle!
ZORO: (Eyes wide, practically vibrating) Yes! I want that lifestyle! I want to cancel my opps with that energy! I want my swords to hit different! I want to be so sigma, even my sense of direction becomes a power move!
TOOCOOL SIGMAHAWK: (Sighs, a tiny, almost imperceptible "sheesh" escapes his lips. He gestures to the baboons.) See these baboons? They’ve almost mastered the art of passive aggression. Your emotional intelligence is still giving low-tier NPC. You want to wield a Black Blade that's basically a permanent "do not disturb" sign for simps? You gotta earn it. You gotta pass the ultimate brainrot challenge.
ZORO: (Struggling to stand, points a wobbly finger at TooCool Sigmahawk) Give me the challenge! I will grind until my mental is unbreakable! I will not be an L-taker! I will not be a flop! I will not be cancelled!
TOOCOOL SIGMAHAWK: (Stands up, slowly, his presence instantly making the air thicker with pure sigma aura. The baboons freeze, mid-Skibidi attempt. Perona finally looks up, intrigued.) Your training will be thus: You must find your way off this island without getting lost. Every wrong turn is a push-up. Every time you ask for directions, you lose a brain cell. Your ultimate challenge is to reach the local Starbucks and order a venti iced caramel macchiato, no sugar, extra foam, without making eye contact with anyone. And then, you must return here. Undefeated. Unbothered. Fully sigma.
ZORO: (A single tear of determination, or maybe confusion, rolls down his cheek) A... a Starbucks? But... I'm already lost just thinking about it...
TOOCOOL SIGMAHAWK: (Smirks, a subtle nod that could mean anything from "you're cooked" to "you got this, king") That's the point, simp slayer. This is your glow-up arc. May your rizz be strong, and your sense of direction be... less of an L.
(TooCool Sigmahawk then seamlessly hits the griddy, turns into a flock of bats (because why not), and disappears into the gloomy sky. Perona shakes her head.)
PERONA: (To Zoro) You know, I'm pretty sure there isn't even a Starbucks on this island. That's kinda evil.
ZORO: (Stares blankly into the distance, already looking confused) Wait, which way was he pointing? Is "Starbucks" a type of fruit?
(Fade to black as Zoro immediately walks into a tree. The baboons continue their Skibidi attempts, oblivious.)
(SCENE END)
(I will suffer divine punishment justifiably so for this lmfao.)
Seriously though Mihawk's mentor and student relationship and also brutal rivalry is some of the best writing and moments in One Piece. Part of the reason why I fell in love with it and I really felt for Zoro during his loss vs Mihawk and also begging him to train him due to what happened at Sabaody especially and so on. I'm really glad Oda gave us this and what he has done with it, it still gives me some vain hope for Zoro vs Mihawk down the line and Zoro's WSS journey and getting a black blade and so on. In all seriousness, genuinely lol.
It's perfect, Kiz
Top work! TikTok Mihok, even. BrainrotHawk and Zorizzler!
Mihawk does have a particular way of speaking! I agree with you about their dynamic too. I like the antagonism between them instead of the "my beloved pupil" we get in other stories.
L take.
Gloriosa is revealed to be an ultimately good character. Shakky and her are on good terms in present timeline.
Which doesn't make any sense, if Gloriosa was a vindictive schemer who sold out her friend and first mate due to her jealousy. Why would Shakky and Rayleigh tolerate her, if she committed such a heavy betrayal?
Gloriosa is revealed to be an ultimately good character. Shakky and her are on good terms in present timeline.
Which doesn't make any sense, if Gloriosa was a vindictive schemer who sold out her friend and first mate due to her jealousy. Why would Shakky and Rayleigh tolerate her, if she committed such a heavy betrayal?
Amazing chapter. This video aged so fine. One of the OG's from the naruto manga times predicted the Blackbeard - Rocks - Davy Jones connection 3 years ago.
Man, I wish he hadn't stopped making videos. I would have loved to see his reaction to the recent chapters.
@Blax Blah There is even a biblical reference to the name Davy Jones in the video that might be interesting to you starting from Minute 24:00. I would have never made the connection there. But the whole video is worth watching, very cool stuff.
Man, I wish he hadn't stopped making videos. I would have loved to see his reaction to the recent chapters.
@Blax Blah There is even a biblical reference to the name Davy Jones in the video that might be interesting to you starting from Minute 24:00. I would have never made the connection there. But the whole video is worth watching, very cool stuff.
I am starting to believe Joyboy's name was Davy D Jones, just like goofy is known as straw hat, teach as BB etc., Davy D Jones is known as Joyboy, meaning Teach is his descendant
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