Super Role Madness DragonBall Mafia
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The Greatest Mafia Game Never Played
It was a day like any other on Worstgen, players just got done playing @EkkoLoJinx latest troll madness game when Ariess the OG Troll Host of mafia announced his new game, ''come play it guys! He said'' '' It will be totally nuts! He said''
And so players across the land—hardened veterans, shitposters, and tryhards alike—flocked to sign up.
The game was innocently titled:
"Dragonball Mafia"
People couldn't hold their excitement, after all this was the kind of game where they expected to get roles that let them rewind time, become their own twin, or ascend to godhood if they reached certain conditions.
But Ariess had something far more sinister planned.
The game began with a 1,500-word intro post, detailing crazy wish mechanics and roles, and people braced themselves for the insanity to come
And then…
The role PMs arrived.
The players blinked. Surely this was a joke. A trick. A setup within a setup.
But as they checked with each other, panic set in. Everyone was vanilla. No cop. No doctor. No serial killer disguised as a friendly bus driver who only kills people on Tuesdays.
Just… Vanilla.
The game thread erupted into chaos.
"Wait, where's my ability to become a phoenix if I die while holding a fruit?" Said Fuji
"My role is just… existing? I feel naked." Said Naomi once again being tricked into playing a vanilla game
"Ariess, is this some kind of elaborate multi-phase ARG that unlocks later?" Said resident RPG expert Ratchet
'' Guys, please calm down. Trust in the process, trust... in HIM.'' Said Kekkoberg the Third
To answer the threads pleas Ariess merely posted a
and locked the thread for the night phase.
The players waited with bated breath. Maybe their abilities would activate at night? Maybe some kind of super-role madness awakening event would trigger?
But no.
Nothing happened.
No deaths. No secret actions. No midnight explosion that turned three people into a hydra. Just a new day.
The panic increased.
"Fellas, what do we even do?? We have no info." Said mech slave Pot Goblin
"I think this game is broken." Commented Destroya
"Maybe we're in an alternate reality where we're all bulletproof?" Said forever optimist Flower
"Or maybe… we've already won and we're stuck in the postgame?" Started tinfoiling former opium addict Mr.Reloaded
Ariess simply posted a
With nothing to go on, the players started theorizing.
"What if the scum team doesn't even know they're scum?"
"What if we're ALL scum and the real town is in a different game?"
"Wait… is Ariess the only mafia member and we have to lynch HIM??"
Votes were thrown at random. The thread devolved into accusations of sorcery and mind games.
But when the final vote count came in…
Nobody was lynched.
When asked , Ariess smugly told them:
"There was never a lynch mechanic in this game."
The players finally understood.
There were no night kills.
There were no lynches.
There were no powers.
There were no scum.
This wasn't Mafia.
This was hell.
The players begged Ariess to stop.
"Please, just kill someone. Anyone. Let us out."
Ariess simply responded:
"You're free to leave at any time. You just have to admit you lost the game."
But one cant simply cant lose the game, so the players REFUSED.
57 real-time days passed.
No flips. No votes. Just a thread full of increasingly deranged conspiracies and copypasta manifestos. Clans formed, religions were created and sanity had finaly lost.
Some players went feral. They wrote entire fanfiction arcs about what should be happening in the game. Others began worshiping Ariess as a god hoping to be chosen for rapture. Some attempted to speedrun exile from the game by posting spoilers for other Mafia games.
But Ariess would not budge.
The game had no win condition. No endgame state. Just pure, unrelenting nothingness.
At long last, a single player cracked.
"Fine. I give up. I lost."
Ariess immediately locked the thread.
And with a single post, he declared:
"Mafia has won."
The remaining players lost their minds. "THERE WAS A MAFIA?? WHO??"
Ariess revealed the final truth.
"Me. I was the MafiaAnd I killed your will to play."
And with that, he disappeared into the void, leaving behind a player base permanently scarred.
The game was recorded in Mafia history as the worst/best game ever played.
Some called it a masterpiece of psychological horror. Others called it a war crime. But one thing was certain…
No one ever trusted an Ariess game ever again.
But as they checked with each other, panic set in. Everyone was vanilla. No cop. No doctor. No serial killer disguised as a friendly bus driver who only kills people on Tuesdays.
Just… Vanilla.
The game thread erupted into chaos.
"Wait, where's my ability to become a phoenix if I die while holding a fruit?" Said Fuji
"My role is just… existing? I feel naked." Said Naomi once again being tricked into playing a vanilla game
"Ariess, is this some kind of elaborate multi-phase ARG that unlocks later?" Said resident RPG expert Ratchet
'' Guys, please calm down. Trust in the process, trust... in HIM.'' Said Kekkoberg the Third
To answer the threads pleas Ariess merely posted a
and locked the thread for the night phase.The players waited with bated breath. Maybe their abilities would activate at night? Maybe some kind of super-role madness awakening event would trigger?
But no.
Nothing happened.
No deaths. No secret actions. No midnight explosion that turned three people into a hydra. Just a new day.
The panic increased.
"Fellas, what do we even do?? We have no info." Said mech slave Pot Goblin
"I think this game is broken." Commented Destroya
"Maybe we're in an alternate reality where we're all bulletproof?" Said forever optimist Flower
"Or maybe… we've already won and we're stuck in the postgame?" Started tinfoiling former opium addict Mr.Reloaded
Ariess simply posted a
With nothing to go on, the players started theorizing.
"What if the scum team doesn't even know they're scum?"
"What if we're ALL scum and the real town is in a different game?"
"Wait… is Ariess the only mafia member and we have to lynch HIM??"
Votes were thrown at random. The thread devolved into accusations of sorcery and mind games.
But when the final vote count came in…
Nobody was lynched.
When asked , Ariess smugly told them:
"There was never a lynch mechanic in this game."
The players finally understood.
There were no night kills.
There were no lynches.
There were no powers.
There were no scum.
This wasn't Mafia.
This was hell.
The players begged Ariess to stop.
"Please, just kill someone. Anyone. Let us out."
Ariess simply responded:
"You're free to leave at any time. You just have to admit you lost the game."
But one cant simply cant lose the game, so the players REFUSED.
57 real-time days passed.
No flips. No votes. Just a thread full of increasingly deranged conspiracies and copypasta manifestos. Clans formed, religions were created and sanity had finaly lost.
Some players went feral. They wrote entire fanfiction arcs about what should be happening in the game. Others began worshiping Ariess as a god hoping to be chosen for rapture. Some attempted to speedrun exile from the game by posting spoilers for other Mafia games.
But Ariess would not budge.
The game had no win condition. No endgame state. Just pure, unrelenting nothingness.
At long last, a single player cracked.
"Fine. I give up. I lost."
Ariess immediately locked the thread.
And with a single post, he declared:
"Mafia has won."
The remaining players lost their minds. "THERE WAS A MAFIA?? WHO??"
Ariess revealed the final truth.
"Me. I was the Mafia
And I killed your will to play."And with that, he disappeared into the void, leaving behind a player base permanently scarred.
The game was recorded in Mafia history as the worst/best game ever played.
Some called it a masterpiece of psychological horror. Others called it a war crime. But one thing was certain…
No one ever trusted an Ariess game ever again.
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@Saber
@Charlie
@Fujishiro
@Yo Tan Wa
@Alexis2282AE
@York
@Crowned Witch
@Blax Blah
@Lethal Banks
@Ghostface Killa
@The Orca
@Polar Bear
@Naomi
@Ratchet
@Red Night
@Flower
@Stargate
@MUUGEN
@Bohancockshuband
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@Destroya
@Lord Melkor
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@Michelle
@Reloaded
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@Sir Yasheen
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@EkkoLoJinx
@SoulKiller
@Mashiro Blue
@Guilo
@Ariess
@Saber
@Charlie
@Fujishiro
@Yo Tan Wa
@Alexis2282AE
@York
@Crowned Witch
@Blax Blah
@Lethal Banks
@Ghostface Killa
@The Orca
@Polar Bear
@Naomi
@Ratchet
@Red Night
@Flower
@Stargate
@MUUGEN
@Bohancockshuband
@Alwaysmind
@Destroya
@Lord Melkor
@Jaguark101
@Michelle
@Reloaded
@Pot Goblin
@Random Asshole
@Sir Yasheen
@tepig19283
@EkkoLoJinx
@SoulKiller
@Mashiro Blue
@Guilo
@Ariess
I remember why you told me you ignored my stuff with Melkor first but Im talking about the stuff that happened after when you said you would attorney for him and then today. If like you said you are 10 pages behind dont talk shit about me and say Im not reading your stuff or whatever else, its aggravating @EkkoLoJinx bottom line. I think youre good, so if you wanna play ball please treat my posts with the same respect I give yours.
"ignore" implies melkor saw saber's vote on flower and didn't ask him, how can u confirm this? melkor said he hasn't read. if you're accusing him of lying about that, that's a separate matter but i don't see u doing it. this is such a weird thing to get hung up on and u can catch probably half of the thread doing this level "contradiction"
just cuz someone won't give a satisfying answer doesn't mean u don't ask them the question. is ur contention here that if anyone sees something they think is scummy or worth asking from boa they shudnt ask it because boa won't give a good answer? straight up dogshit bro sorry
i think if a person didn't read then their read list staying stale is fair. it wud be much more suspect if he folded and updated his reads without reading, that's when you know he's making shit up just to appease. but he stayed true to his craft and gave u what he had at the time
just cuz someone won't give a satisfying answer doesn't mean u don't ask them the question. is ur contention here that if anyone sees something they think is scummy or worth asking from boa they shudnt ask it because boa won't give a good answer? straight up dogshit bro sorry
i think if a person didn't read then their read list staying stale is fair. it wud be much more suspect if he folded and updated his reads without reading, that's when you know he's making shit up just to appease. but he stayed true to his craft and gave u what he had at the time
𝘑𝘢𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦. 𝘏𝘪𝘮 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵?
𝘈𝘭𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘤𝘶𝘮𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘠𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦.
𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘈𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴.
𝘈𝘭𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘤𝘶𝘮𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘠𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦.
𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘈𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴.
the difference between us is i didnt read the recent posts because i am simply not caught up with thread since i just woke up. its not only your recent posts that i havent read, its the entire thread
you on the other hand is caught up with thread but intentionally does not want to read my back and forth with my scum reads just because u town read them for some arbitrary reasons that i told you are faulty, specially in a multiball setting
you dont have to keep tagging me, i'll get my way with or without u
you on the other hand is caught up with thread but intentionally does not want to read my back and forth with my scum reads just because u town read them for some arbitrary reasons that i told you are faulty, specially in a multiball setting
you dont have to keep tagging me, i'll get my way with or without u
I’m more than fine starting a wagon on @Alexis2282AE hopefully they’ll at least explain what they’re doing
It goes without saying that I dont buy him not seeing Sabers vote but seeing Boas when he saw the vote count and Flower had 2 votes Militia Leader Ekko.
If this is your conclusion from my issue with him then are we really playing ball here? My issue is he says ''he wont tryhard and just wants to chill'' to being asked to play normally. But somehow feels the need or pressure to ask Boa of all people a question he knows for a fact he wont get an answer for, it doesnt matter what Boa answers. I consider what he did busy work and I stand by it.
If you read my posts like you pretend you are I never said it wasnt in fact I said the same thing and asked him to take his time and update it, he told me he was on page 45 at the time so I said to take your time and give me a more robust list, and to avoid nulls. I then unvoted him. And went to bed at 9 PM EST. Woke up at 7 AM EST. That is 10 hours, I check his iso and no actual advancement of any kind of reads or posts. I ask him again to do it, he ignored my question for 3 hours. I ask him again and then he responds to me that he will do it in after driver and I waited once more. I have been more then fair for his slot and right now I am still considering it given that he gave his reads lists and I am questioning them. I will direct you to some of my issues with that reads list after this post and we can continue to play ball.
If this is your conclusion from my issue with him then are we really playing ball here? My issue is he says ''he wont tryhard and just wants to chill'' to being asked to play normally. But somehow feels the need or pressure to ask Boa of all people a question he knows for a fact he wont get an answer for, it doesnt matter what Boa answers. I consider what he did busy work and I stand by it.
If you read my posts like you pretend you are I never said it wasnt in fact I said the same thing and asked him to take his time and update it, he told me he was on page 45 at the time so I said to take your time and give me a more robust list, and to avoid nulls. I then unvoted him. And went to bed at 9 PM EST. Woke up at 7 AM EST. That is 10 hours, I check his iso and no actual advancement of any kind of reads or posts. I ask him again to do it, he ignored my question for 3 hours. I ask him again and then he responds to me that he will do it in after driver and I waited once more. I have been more then fair for his slot and right now I am still considering it given that he gave his reads lists and I am questioning them. I will direct you to some of my issues with that reads list after this post and we can continue to play ball.
Day-1: Power of a God/ + actions
New
Saiyan Pride has been activated to make vegeta bullet proof
Super saiyan God has been activated to amp Galic Gun
Vegeta has super killed Broly/Saber
Far seeing Sights was activated
Instant Transmission was activated ???
Stolen body was activated again
Mimicry was activated to copy ??? But it failed
Healing Pod was activated
Jeice Crusher Ball was activated to negate red ribbon Armies investigation for next cycle
Death Comet was activated to stop an incoming red ribbon Army ability
Elite Scouter was activated
Guildo time stop was activated
Saiyan Pride has been activated to make vegeta bullet proof
Super saiyan God has been activated to amp Galic Gun
Vegeta has super killed Broly
Far seeing Sights was activated
Instant Transmission was activated ???
Stolen body was activated again
Mimicry was activated to copy ??? But it failed
Healing Pod was activated
Jeice Crusher Ball was activated to negate red ribbon Armies investigation for next cycle
Death Comet was activated to stop an incoming red ribbon Army ability
Elite Scouter was activated
Guildo time stop was activated
who was broly?
@EkkoLoJinx I want your thoughts on this please.