How do you do stop jerking off to your crush at work?

[R A I T E I I I]

Haha that's not what I was referring to lmao.

Anyway it was a joke!

Motherfucker stop stalking her.

 

[Olimaat]

Cut it.

 

[R A I T E I I I]

Okay I am decided not to do it at work NOR at home for 1 week. I'll remain in purity and see if universe compensates me for my upgraded willpower.

I haven't seen her for 3 days, sight. Not even a hi lol. Just for some background she usually is giga friendly to me ngl... she should of ask me out it would be much easier lol

 

[uyuu]

Okay I am decided not to do it at work NOR at home for 1 week. I'll remain in purity and see if universe compensates me for my upgraded willpower.

I haven't seen her for 3 days, sight. Not even a hi lol. Just for some background she usually is giga friendly to me ngl... she should of ask me out it would be much easier lol

Giga friendly? So is she your friends, or she is friendly to you the way a girl is trying to be polite to someone she doesn't know?

 

[R A I T E I I I]

Giga friendly? So is she your friends, or she is friendly to you the way a girl is trying to be polite to someone she doesn't know?

Well we had like 4 interactions:

- first time she moved I saw her smiling at me and saying hi. I completely ignored her in that moment and acted like she didnt exist, but that same moment stayed living in my head rent free till forever after that.

I realized that she was very pretty, and that I would like to date her, so I decided to say hi if she says something.

Then last time I bought some stuff online and instead of dropping it to my house they left it in hers (and it had my adress). So I had to go... I wasnt very talkative... but she was so nice and friendly lol. And smiling... I didn't make a move because I didn't feel confident on my hairstyle lol but now I'm ready!

I'll use some of u guys suggestions and after that I'll quickly see what's up...

 

[uyuu]

Well we had like 4 interactions:

- first time she moved I saw her smiling at me and saying hi. I completely ignored her in that moment and acted like she didnt exist, but that same moment stayed living in my head rent free till forever after that.

I realized that she was very pretty, and that I would like to date her, so I decided to say hi if she says something.

Then last time I bought some stuff online and instead of dropping it to my house they left it in hers (and it had my adress). So I had to go... I wasnt very talkative... but she was so nice and friendly lol. And smiling... I didn't make a move because I didn't feel confident on my hairstyle lol but now I'm ready!

I'll use some of u guys suggestions and after that I'll quickly see what's up...

It means she has given you a greenlight to approach but you're not responsive enough. Imo you should be more confident and suggest to yourself that she will keep being friendly to you even though you focus in talking to her.

 

[Warchief Sanji D Goat]

Man, some of y'all are virgins as fuck.

When you say: "It's not that hard.", you don't mean his c**k, huh?

Read hentai until your standards for women become so unrealistic that you don’t find them attractive anymore

Lmao.

 

[Roronoa-sama]

Read hentai until your standards for women become so unrealistic that you don’t find them attractive anymore

 

[Blother Fertitta]

Yh

Banging a hooker>>>> stalking some random girl or doing worse shit.


Especially when the girl is your neighbor

Not that I'm condoning hookers



All Fax. Just treat girls like you're friends, it's not hard.

Hol up he spies on his neighbor in the park

 

[Roronoa-sama]

Yh

Banging a hooker>>>> stalking some random girl or doing worse shit.


Especially when the girl is your neighbor

Not that I'm condoning hookers



All Fax. Just treat girls like you're friends, it's not hard.

why your neighbor?

 

[TheKnightOfTheSea]

Hol up he spies on his neighbor in the park

What holy shit I didn't notice that till now.

why your neighbor?

You live next door to them, you should at least make an effort to be a decent human to them.

 

[R A I T E I I I]

Did it 3 times (at work). Idk I was feeling a bit depressed today lol... i need to find another job that will motivate me be more productive lmao....
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Did it 3 times (at work). Idk I was feeling a bit depressed today lol... i need to find another job that will motivate me be more productive lmao....

Another reason why I'm depressed is because deep down I know I'm very unsuccessful for landing relationships. Like we could sleep for MONTHS but still refusing to be something serious, which I dont truly understand... I am not crazy although this post sounds I'm deranged its "half troll" I just have a very controversial way to say things.

 

[uyuu]

Did it 3 times (at work). Idk I was feeling a bit depressed today lol... i need to find another job that will motivate me be more productive lmao....
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Another reason why I'm depressed is because deep down I know I'm very unsuccessful for landing relationships. Like we could sleep for MONTHS but still refusing to be something serious, which I dont truly understand... I am not crazy although this post sounds I'm deranged its "half troll" I just have a very controversial way to say things.

Sorry how old are you? I think being confident or having the mind of "the heck just go for it" and just approach her will solve lot of your problems.

 

[Jiihad]

Did it 3 times (at work). Idk I was feeling a bit depressed today lol... i need to find another job that will motivate me be more productive lmao....
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Another reason why I'm depressed is because deep down I know I'm very unsuccessful for landing relationships. Like we could sleep for MONTHS but still refusing to be something serious, which I dont truly understand... I am not crazy although this post sounds I'm deranged its "half troll" I just have a very controversial way to say things.

Pretty sure what you doing is considered criminal….

 

[Fuckthis3]

Pretty sure what you doing is considered criminal….

Girl gotta be the top 3 bad bitch in the world lol

 

[Jew D. Boy]

Man, some of y'all are virgins as fuck.

You’re ABSOLUTELY one of the virgins, Goat, I’ve never been so sure of anything in my miserable God damn life

Also, holy SHIT, how have I not noticed this whole thing was about Raitei jacking off AT WORK?! My dude, those are PUBLIC restrooms you’re spilling seed all over?? CHIIIIIIIIILL OOOOOOOOUT

 

[Fuckthis3]

You’re ABSOLUTELY one of the virgins, Goat, I’ve never been so sure of anything in my miserable God damn life

Even yamato joining the crew????????????? you fraud

 

[Jew D. Boy]

Even yamato joining the crew????????????? you fraud

I knew Goat had never touched a woman/man/non-binary person/any living, organic creature long before Yamato burst onto the scene and into my cold, rotten heart

 

[Adam 🍎]

Pretty sure what you doing is considered criminal….

I would keep his IP adress in check bcs whole Stalking thing amongst other shit is disturbing. Just in case Authorities nees to be involved

 

[Bullet]

Quit your job
Sell your sperm