First of all, I am in fact retarded. Thankfully, my status as a card carrying short bus rider does not inhibit me from being able to debate circles around you.
I do find myself in a rather difficult position attempting to refute this post, however, as I am struggling to even begin to understand the point you think you're trying to make. I tell you he's a devil fruit merchant and you decide to serve me up some prime examples on a silver platter? Peak examples of Elite Sword Technique: The "damn, I can't hit this guy... I better distract him with my homing bombs, and wither this entire forest so I can get a clear shot attack" and the "Turning On My Lightsaber stab".
