Controversial Joe D. Olphin Trial

[Mr. Reloaded]

@Sir Yasheen how do you defend a losing battle?

 

[ThatGuy]

@Sir Yasheen how do you defend a losing battle?

I knew it, you've given up on us!! 😭

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

I knew it, you've given up on us!! 😭

You burned down Greece, there's little I can do for you.

Thankfully @Rambles testimony isn't what one would call.. reliable

 

[Bepo D. Bear]

You burned down Greece, there's little I can do for you.

Thankfully @Rambles testimony isn't what one would call.. reliable

He sounded pretty reliable to me

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

He sounded pretty reliable to me

Of course you'd say this

 

[Bepo D. Bear]

Of course you'd say this

Of course you'd question his credibility :queenhear:

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Of course you'd question his credibility :queenhear:

touché


But I have multiple people's lives at stake

 

[Bepo D. Bear]

touché


But I have multiple people's lives at stake

So do I! What do you think will happen if @ThatGuy and @Joe D. Olphin get acquitted?

 

[Flower]

*secretly hands @Mr. Reloaded some copium*.

 

[Sir Yasheen]

@Sir Yasheen how do you defend a losing battle?

Filibuster with bullshit and hope it distracts the jury

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

So do I! What do you think will happen if @ThatGuy and @Joe D. Olphin get acquitted?

They will change their ways

*secretly hands @Mr. Reloaded some copium*.

Thanks. I may need this

Filibuster with bullshit and hope it distracts the jury

Noted

 

[Flower]

They will change their ways


Thanks. I may need this

Noted

Throw drugged roses at the jury tbh.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Throw drugged roses at the jury tbh.

If it comes to it, I just might

 

[Flower]

If it comes to it, I just might

I didn‘t say or know about anything.

*hands you the keys to her secret storage room*.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

I didn‘t say or know about anything.

*hands you the keys to her secret storage room*.

 

[Bepo D. Bear]

Filibuster with bullshit and hope it distracts the jury

Spoiler: Jury

@Admiral Maynard @Devilbat @GUI-KHAN @Jaguark101

They will change their ways

You're too goodhearted

 

[Jaguark101]

Get his ass in prison

 

[Zolo]

Get his ass in prison

And send all dolphins to space

 

[Jaguark101]

And send all dolphins to space

But then they'll start attacking the space aliens

 

[Zolo]

But then they'll start attacking the space aliens

They are the space aliens

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