Controversial Joe D. Olphin Trial
- Thread starter Mr. Reloaded
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- Tags honk honk i bribed the jury but pshh i'm team 🐬 laaaaast christmaaaaaas lets charge reloaded instead vote lynch flowa wheres the coffee i ordered
Surely he's just jesting at an inappropriate time.
You did your oath. Testimony if you please 
Yes, @Mr. Reloaded say it! 
you're just wasting everyone's time 
@Rambles you are truthful.
Give your testimony pls and thank you.
To my testimony:
My name is Rambles and I’m a fish. Specifically, a cleaner fish and live in reef 2, cluster 5, hole 14a.
My whole life I have done nothing else than cleaning other fish – like my father and grandfather before me. I literally cannot do anything else.
*sniff*
It’s good money
and my wife
and my 9 children
have something to eat on their table… . You know … you just do it to get around financially, even if you have to do the nasty stuff… .
It hits even harder, whenever fish refuse to pay, just because @Joe D. Olphin OVER THERE is never happy with how I handle his blow-hole!
His gang generally doesn't pay me!
They are almost always high on puffer fish and when they are, they start rioting around the reef:
- They give the turtles speed,
- they eat sea-dust and yesterday @Joe D. Olphin stuffed a sea cucumber into my home.
… it defecated and died there …
My name is Rambles and I’m a fish. Specifically, a cleaner fish and live in reef 2, cluster 5, hole 14a.
My whole life I have done nothing else than cleaning other fish – like my father and grandfather before me. I literally cannot do anything else.
*sniff*
It’s good money
and my wife
and my 9 children
have something to eat on their table… . You know … you just do it to get around financially, even if you have to do the nasty stuff… .
It hits even harder, whenever fish refuse to pay, just because @Joe D. Olphin OVER THERE is never happy with how I handle his blow-hole!
His gang generally doesn't pay me!
They are almost always high on puffer fish and when they are, they start rioting around the reef:
- They give the turtles speed,
- they eat sea-dust and yesterday @Joe D. Olphin stuffed a sea cucumber into my home.
… it defecated and died there …