Others Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard, The Retrial Assassin Game [Discussion Thread]

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Captain Axe Hand severed his own hand and was paid 24 million dollars in compensation.

Captain Axe Hand won a sweepstakes and became a BOX OFFICE HIT!

The Golden Flock’s filed a counter suit and won 10 million dollars.

Deer Piss misted a fine fragrance in the air.

Someone said, “???” …, but their words were lost.

The dogs have last been seen posting on Twitter. Make a tweet to apply for custody.

Captain Axe Hand visited the shop and cashed out two private jets.

Princess Zoro tried to cash out a Tesla, but she was too broke.

The Golden Flock severed the finger of The Major Setback for Women, who lost hold of 5 million dollars. The Golden Flock was also hoping she had a private jet, but she was flying economy.

The Moldy One had to resort to a life of crime after his legal career was ruined, thus he stole 20 million dollars from Karate Coin.

The Neighbour tried to peck 15 million from The Golden Flock, but she was out of range.

Isabella I of Castile used her beauty trap on Karate Coin and seduced the woman out of 5 million dollars.

Noona tried to take the Ambassador on Women’s Rights’ teslas from Infinum Nihil to nil, but she didn’t own one.

Karate Coin tried to charge The Major Setback for Women 20 million dollars in court fees, but she didn’t show up to court.

After her fashion show, Princess Zoro tried to keep 10 million from The Major Setback for Women, but she was out of range.

The Moldy One tried to annoy the Ambassador on Women’s Rights by asking over and over if he was reading right even though he was part of her circus; however, The Moldy One stumbled upon the gruesome body of ??? crushed between two buildings. The image was so horrific that he only stood watching ??? bleed out in stunned silence.

Noona tried to abuse the Ambassador on Women’s Rights just like how she was abused as a child, but The Major Setback for Women asked Noona, “Did you hear him make references to Amber's pussy and asking her if her pussy was wet.” Noona spun around too quickly after such a shocking statement and got whiplash. Noona was just about to abuse herself when suddenly she was afflicted with the ??? of the ??? ???. She died a penniless woman.

Xlaw, Plaintiff (Civilian) [Christi Dembrowski, Noona] is dead.

The Statue of Air Conditioner tried to revoke the liberties of Captain Axe Hand, but he was out of range.

The Statue of Air Conditioner tried to harass The Chiclero for a donation and force Isabella I of Castile to strip for charity, but Karate Coin asked politely, “please rise.” The Statue of Air Conditioner complied and rose all the way to heaven. Karate Coin earned 140 million dollars.

Yelan, Law and Order (Neutral) [American Civil Liberties Union, Statue of Air Conditioner] is dead.

Deer Piss tried to feature the Statue of Air Conditioner on the cover of COVERGIRL, but it was already too late for cover.

The Chiclero provided legal representation for Isabella I of Castile.

The Ambassador on Women’s Rights didn’t try to punch The Chiclero, she tried to hit him! However, Isabella I of Castile asked her a rhetorical question and the Ambassador ended up hitting herself.

The Ambassador on Women’s Rights’ nudes have been deleted.

For some reason The Chiclero had to wait in a ??? ??? until they were too weak to stand.

The Chiclero gave The Ambassador on Women’s Rights the middle finger even though her nudes were already deleted.

Isabella I of Castile cross examined Karate Coin until she fell apart on the witness stand. Karate Coin polled the jury, but it was pointless.

The Major Setback for Women tried to kick The Chiclero, but he was out of range.

Deer Piss tweeted, “The Chiclero is about as useful as chewed up gum.” The Chiclero felt too attacked by the harsh criticism. Not even a mega pint could save him.

The Neighbour tried to be a stepbro to The Statue of Air Conditioner, but even the organisation’s dead body was out of range.

Karate Coin got everything about Twitter on record.

Captain Axe Hand continued to enjoy palace living. Ah! This is the life!

Captain Axe Hand found a jar of diiiiiiiiiirt and guess what’s inside iiiiit? It was The Lavatory’s heart.

QueenEmilia has been revived, but is being replaced by @Peroroncino.

The Rodent was found guilty on all charges.

Zolo, Profiteer (Assassin) [Disney, The Rodent] was lynched.

175 million dollars was put on a certain location. What else does that place hide?

658 million dollars are in play.

2 players are at the Fairfax County Courthouse. 2 are starring in Hollywood. 1 is at the Royal Courts of Justice. 2 are posting on Twitter, where the dogs have been sighted. 2 are vacationing in the Bahamas.

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4. Bailiff (steal immunity) - 40 million - 4 in stock


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