Le Fishe Thread Just Imagine a Yonko Commander Getting Successfully Mugged by Holdem

Also I forgot about the "GA-KONG!!" sfx here
That shit musta hit his skull hard lmfao
Admiral fans pretending GB wasn’t hurt here (despite GB himself literally saying so) is just as pathetic as Zboys saying King is a swordsman despite Zoro literally saying King isn’t a swordsman.

Admiral fans and Zboys are 2 sides of the same coin. That’s why I say this forum is at its best when the Admiral and Sword agendas are in equilibrium. Admiral fans have been running amok lately, so hopefully Oda gives us some Sword wank or Admiral downplay soon to restore balance
 
Chad Holdem stocks looking good @Owl Ki
Owl Ki is a notorious Holdem hater 😂
@SakazOuki is right. I utterly despise that little shit. Him and Tama are basically what made me give up taking One Piece seriously. Those fecks broke me. The last straw.

I was a coping sassenach, delusionally telling himself that Wano will surely be better than endless, insufferable years of "WEDDING CAAAAAKKKEEEEE" only to be slapped in the face with Loin Lion, Tama and Fat Fuck Sumo-turd. I gave up. Then Linlin came to Wano just to rub salt upon wounds.:lusalty:
 
Admiral fans pretending GB wasn’t hurt here (despite GB himself literally saying so) is just as pathetic as Zboys saying King is a swordsman despite Zoro literally saying King isn’t a swordsman.

Admiral fans and Zboys are 2 sides of the same coin. That’s why I say this forum is at its best when the Admiral and Sword agendas are in equilibrium. Admiral fans have been running amok lately, so hopefully Oda gives us some Sword wank or Admiral downplay soon to restore balance
I don't understand why they try to make the Admirals look like they're invincible gods though, that's the thing.
King being a swordsman would at least make sense if he didn't outright say he wasn't a swordsman (or, at least not a pure swordsman), but the stuff about the Admirals being really hard to actually damage/hurt never made sense
Fucking Jozu busted Kuzan's lip and shattered him out of nowhere. Sentomaru managed to hurt Kizaru even if it was a little bit, and a slash from Rayleigh cut his cheek. And again, Yamato hitting Aramaki genuinely hurt his head.
With all of that, I don't understand how they could try to argue that, for example, Old Garp couldn't do any serious damage to Kuzan (especially when Kuzan was covered in bandages later and was clearly bruised during the fight), and Luffy couldn't damage Kizaru (despite Kizaru straight up spitting blood from G5 Luffy tightening his grip on him).
 
You guys think Holdem would dare do such thing if it were a calamity in Yamato’s place?
Imagine Holdem mogging Jack lmao
Lmao dumbass, of course Holdem wouldn't dare to pull this shit against a Calamity.
Calamities are his higher ups!!!
I don't rate Yamato above King but this is just wrong attempt to downplay her.

It is like Jinbe dared to call Big Mom as "mere Yonko" but do you think he will call Luffy as mere yonko too?
 
I don't understand why they try to make the Admirals look like they're invincible gods though, that's the thing.
Most of us aren't, but when people are trashing a top tier for saying "yeoww" after getting hit at back of the head by ACoC and no visible indication of damage, some people are clearly spreading an agenda. Even Big Mom and Kaido had similar reactions to non-Haki attacks, to pretend like this reflects negatively on Ryokugyu in any way is pure nonsense.

Fucking Jozu busted Kuzan's lip and shattered him out of nowhere
Which is kinda the point, Ryokugyu has shown even less reaction that that, yet he is being ridiculed.

Sentomaru managed to hurt Kizaru even if it was a little
Sentomaru didn't hurt Kuzan at all, he just snapped his head back. Kizaru even commented that his guard won't lose to Sentomaru.

and a slash from Rayleigh cut his cheek
Yeah, that's how slashes work. Who WOULDN'T get a cut on the cheek from Rayleigh?

With all of that, I don't understand how they could try to argue that, for example, Old Garp couldn't do any serious damage to Kuzan (especially when Kuzan was covered in bandages later and was clearly bruised during the fight), and Luffy couldn't damage Kizaru (despite Kizaru straight up spitting blood from G5 Luffy tightening his grip on him
Well, there's nuance here. A lot of Admiral fans definitely take things too far and deny them taking legitimate damage. But on the other hand, a lot of people pretend like Admirals aren't that durable, despite shrugging off multiple Haki attacks that would neg vast majority of high tiers, freaks like King and Seraphim aside. Some people genuinely argued that Kaido can 2 shot Kuzan or Kizaru, which is also a horrendous overexaggeration.
 
Most of us aren't, but when people are trashing a top tier for saying "yeoww" after getting hit at back of the head by ACoC and no visible indication of damage, some people are clearly spreading an agenda. Even Big Mom and Kaido had similar reactions to non-Haki attacks, to pretend like this reflects negatively on Ryokugyu in any way is pure nonsense.



Which is kinda the point, Ryokugyu has shown even less reaction that that, yet he is being ridiculed.



Sentomaru didn't hurt Kuzan at all, he just snapped his head back. Kizaru even commented that his guard won't lose to Sentomaru.



Yeah, that's how slashes work. Who WOULDN'T get a cut on the cheek from Rayleigh?



Well, there's nuance here. A lot of Admiral fans definitely take things too far and deny them taking legitimate damage. But on the other hand, a lot of people pretend like Admirals aren't that durable, despite shrugging off multiple Haki attacks that would neg vast majority of high tiers, freaks like King and Seraphim aside. Some people genuinely argued that Kaido can 2 shot Kuzan or Kizaru, which is also a horrendous overexaggeration.
Yeah I'm not saying someone like Snack or Cracker is going to be pressing them hard and forcing them to dodge all their attacks or something, but on the other side it's so asinine to pretend that actual TOP TIERS can't hurt the Admirals, it almost feels like they're trolling or just illiterate.
I mean I get that a lot of people downplay the Admirals, but fighting idiocy with more idiocy doesn't make sense.
 
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