Character Discussion Kaido D. Crybaby - What Makes Him Such A Bitch?

Elder Lee Hung

Conqueror of the Stars
#1
I’m sure a thread like this will get reported to the mods by triggered Yonko fans who shall remain nameless, but the question needs to be asked regardless of who it offends and what corrupt mods who shall also remain nameless decide to abuse their power.

In this thread, I want to examine what makes Kaido such an emotional weakling. Why is it that Kaido seeks exhilaration and and thrills, but is also terrified of war and can’t take a minor injury without screaming like a child?

In the past, @Celestial D. Dragon theorized that Kaido is a “Magikarp” type character-Kaido was very weak early on in his life, but through struggle and strife, eventually became the strongest.

Unfortunately, this theory is highly unlikely to be true. For someone as weak as Magikarp to evolve into a Gyarados, life or death struggles would’ve been a constant, and Kaido would’ve likely brushed with death itself numerous times in order to reach his current strength.

However, Kaido’s severe reaction to even minor pain is not consistent with this. If Kaido has brushed with death numerous times in his life, then there would be no reason for him to shriek like an aspiring black metal vocalist every time he feels a minuscule amount of pain. Kaido should be used to taking injuries and even severe wounds should not phase him.

What is far more likely is that Kaido is a “natural born destroyer” like Big Mom. He has never had to work for anything in his life because he’s always been stronger than almost everyone else around him. In the same way that Big Mom is a 68 year old woman who doesn’t know how to react to discipline since she is morbidly obese and throws tantrums when she doesn’t get what she wants, Kaido is someone who has never faced and had to deal with pain before, because there were simply so few people capable of injuring him.

This is why Kaido lives in a permanent state of fear of Kozuki Oden even though Oden really only gave Kaido a moderate injury at worst: because it was the most severe injury he’s ever taken in his life, and Oden’s swords probably didn’t even reach Kaido’s organs. This is why Kaido can’t have rocks dropped on him without reacting like he’s experiencing horrific torture.

When you never have to work for anything in life, when everything gets handed to you on a silver platter, you never learn how to experience pain or adversity. And when you never learn how to cope with struggle, you never learn how to persevere.

Kaido does not know how to persevere. If his invincible body didn’t carry him through every encounter he took, then he wouldn’t have the mental fortitude to even withstand some of the attacks Luffy endured in East Blue.

Remember when Zoro took in all of Luffy’s pain in addition to his own? Kaido isn’t capable of something like this. If Kaido were completely fresh, but then he absorbed Thriller Barc Luffy’s pain, his lack of pain tolerance would’ve reduced him into a lifeless husk on the ground, crying his eyes out and having lost focus on his entire life’s vision and he likely would’ve forgotten his own name.

Kaido isn’t someone who knows how to struggle, and this is why we are currently seeing him unravel from attacks that aren’t even chipping away at 1% of his overall health.

But what do you guys think? Why is Kaido such a bitch?

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Elder Lee Hung

Conqueror of the Stars
#7
It took the title alone to grab my attention.

I agree with your take. I think kaido is used to being sostrong and insanely durable to the point he has low pain tolerance. The Zoan Fruits insane recovery been coming in clutch when it comes to enduring for him
His invincible body on top of his Zoan fruit are the only reason he’s a Yonko lol. If he didn’t have both, he’d have mentally broken from paper cuts a long time ago.
 
#10
I mean, Kaido isn't a character. He's just a weird mishmash of villain tropes, generic bad-guy one-liners and lazy stereotypes. He has literally never won a fair 1v1 against an equal, despite being hyped for being the 1v1 king. He is factually the biggest cuck in the series, literally taking 100 hostages to bitch out of a fight. So it's pretty clear from the outset that this character is just there to be Luffy's punching bag/hype tool and his road to yonko level. I mean, you think Big Meme is gonna play that role? HA! She's a woman, fat chance.
 

HA001

World's Strongest Swordsman
#11
The more weve seen of kaido the more retarded his story gets the more contradictions we are shown with his character
most of his issues revolve around this retarded oden obsession
lets start with his intro and the problems there
challenged the yonko (and navy but ill get to that later) multiple times
when ?
idgaf if he fought and got spanked by primebeard back in the day or roger or rox that means nothing
he hasnt seen big mom in decades
we know oldbeard never fought him
all we know of him vs shanks is a clash if that
red flag here
and if its just cause plot its shit writing

navy - captured 18 times (not all navy iirc but i guess a majority is)
they sentenced him to death but failed
instant red flag here how did they fail at killing him when they had him captured
whats with the retarded way of trying to kill him
his power comes from a fruit use seastone
the navy consists of over the years mutliple top tier ryou users some backed with top tier fruits where if they had kaido captured and restrained they could kill him with ease
once again plot inconsistency shit writing

both of which lead to oden and his retarded obsession
this is something that really bugs me about kaido
and it links to your pain tolerance thread

oden is strong for sure
but he is by no means the strongest out there
theres people on his level (and above) out there
oden died 20 years ago
how can he STILL be kaidos go to for pain, strength everything
this man on the 3 occasions hes been hurt by ryou from different parties (scabbards, luffy, zoro) in some way shape or form has referenced oden
the way he screams in shock at being hurt tells me hes not been hurt for years yet going back to he challenged everyone or his intro as a war monger it doesnt fit
wtf does that mean he challenged these people when he was younger and weaker so it means shit for him now

how can he know shanks is capable of fighting him (someone imo > oden)
yet STILL have oden as his reference point

speaking of shanks how tf does he know hes capable of fighting him from the aforementioned clash where there is no chance they actually had a fight as shanks showed up at marineford perfectly fine
and there is a 0 percent chance if they fought shanks cant open kaido up.

all in all his reactions to being hurt dont fit the bill of someone who for the past 20 years has fought strong people and there is too much inconsistency to this character.
 

Elder Lee Hung

Conqueror of the Stars
#13
I mean, Kaido isn't a character. He's just a weird mishmash of villain tropes, generic bad-guy one-liners and lazy stereotypes. He has literally never won a fair 1v1 against an equal, despite being hyped for being the 1v1 king. He is factually the biggest cuck in the series, literally taking 100 hostages to bitch out of a fight. So it's pretty clear from the outset that this character is just there to be Luffy's punching bag/hype tool and his road to yonko level. I mean, you think Big Meme is gonna play that role? HA! She's a woman, fat chance.
Big Meme is better than Kaido because at least she has something resembling a consistent character, Kaido is just an amalgamation of generic like you said.

Still, one would hope that Oda would’ve at least make Kaido cool if he wasn’t going to make him good, but instead we got Kaido the screaming banshee lol.
 
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